Above, People (May 27, 2013) shows off the best-looking movie superhero ever. Below, from Star (May 27, 2013) and Life & Style (May 27, 2013), two of the best Zac Efron "candids" ever:

In Touch (May 27, 2103) has Baby Daddy's Derek Theler, who looks just about perfect:

More after the jump...

In Touch (May 27, 2013) is only reporting on rumors that Kanye West might be gay, but the cover sure seems declarative.

From Star (May 13, 2013): Chris Martin is a shockingly hot piece of ass for a nerdy rocker. Below, from OK! (May 13, 2013), Hugh Jackman coasts by in NYC:

More after the jump...

Above, Anthony Mackie bares arms for Men's Fitness (May 2013). Below, In Touch (May , 2013) offers up a shirtless Ian Ziering, who'll soon by a Chippendales attraction::

In the same mag, Jenny McCarthy cups the basket of a model on her VH1 show:

They've also got Sean Lowe and Ryan Lochte:

Above, Sean Lowe looks hot 'n' dirty in In Touch (April 22, 2013). Below, Op model Kellan Lutz romps gaily in the surf inside Life & Style (April 22, 2013):

More after the jump...

In Us (April 15, 2013), Patrick Dempsey plays a game while relaxing in Cabo, yet if I were vacationing with him I'm sure I'd be tense just all the time. Below, Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Mario Lopez have a bod-off in In Touch (April 15, 2013):

More after the jump...

Model and actor Douglas Booth is the latest to fit himself into Bruce Weber's aesthetic, as seen in Vman (Spring/Summer 2013). Below, Philippe Vogelenzang captures actor Ansel Elgort in the same issue:

And in the same issue, Carlos Serrao offers up actor Alden Ehrenreich:

Josh Samman, Dylan Andrews, Jimmy Quinlan and Uriah Hall from The Ultimate Fighters, as seen in Entertainment Weekly (March 29, 2013):

More after the jump...

Above & below, TV y Novelas (February 11, 2013) has Aaron Diaz, William Levy and the luscious David Zepeda:

Adorable Joshua Bowman from Revenge reveals 25 things about himself in Us (March 11, 2013). I knew all of these things:

More after the jump...

 

 

From the week's 'bloids, all the best shots of Sean Lowe. I'm not sure I should be so attracted to a straight, SQUARE virgin, but he's definitely not ugly. Images from the March 11, 2013, issues of In Touch, Life & Style, OK!, Star and Us.

I think I once noted the resemblance between Sarah Jessica Parker and Ruth Buzzi (I totally see it), but I have to have sympathy for the girl when people take potshots at her constantly. Just this past week, in the March 4, 2013, editions of National Enquirer (above) and In Touch (below), she was compared to "Granny" from The Beverly Hillbillies and "Sulley" from Monsters, Inc.