Nobody named "Papa" could secretly be gay, right?

Lane Garrison: I lived with Papa Joe—he can't be gay!

Recent GOP prez candidate Michele Bachmann...an independent???

FOX fucks up: Bloomberg backs...Romney???

The Economist backs Obama again.

Romney lands a HUGE endorsement, too!

Nutty Romney supporters attempt to explain.

Jodie Foster getting Cecil B. DeMille.

Miley Cyrus does dubstep.

Chrysler Group VP for Product Design tweets Trump: "you are full of shit!"

Bill Clinton doing more campaigning than Mitt Romney.

Bristol Palin knows how to use the Craigslist!

Michelangelo Signorile is one in a hundred!

You can tell gay guys by their pronounced lists

NYC Mayor/Emperor Mike Bloomberg—who had said he wouldn't endorse anyone for president this cycle—has endorsed Barack Obama for re-election, largely due to climate change:

"The devastation that Hurricane Sandy brought to New York City and much of the Northeast—in lost lives, lost homes and lost business—brought the stakes of next Tuesday’s presidential election into sharp relief."