Adorable douchebag Jake Pavelka is a big (or at least above-average, swoon) draw for Chippendales, so his run at the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas has been extended through April 1.
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Jake Pavelka is joining Chippendales in Vegas. God is a gay man.
As of midnight last night, it was exactly six years since my first post. It's been a tough thing to keep up with a dayjob and outside activities, and just when I think I might walk away, a valuable connection or interesting opportunity or a kind word comes my way. Thank you all for reading me.
Of whom are you more jealous?
Here are my favorite 100+ posts out of nearly 11,000. Please take some time to read (or re-read!) a couple and tweet or Facebook any you like.
FROM BOY TO MAN: BC B.C. (2007): The entire history of my novell and novel Boy Culture as well as the movie version; might be my ultimate post.
BOY ON FILM (2006): An account of the NYC launch party for Boy Culture as it played the TriBeCa Film Fest.
FRIENDS AND "FAMILY" (2006): The movie version of Boy Culture hits Chicago.
RAPT PUPIL (2006): The final night of Outfest with Boy Culture; I was fat but on the other hand got to meet Bryan Singer.
"Your pictures suck" (2008): An art critic attacks me, but not without sustaining some hits in return.
DRAWN TOGETHER (2008): How my desire to draw related to my secret desire. One of my absolute favorite posts.
LOST ANGELES (2009): My favorite photographic travelogue of L.A.
ART IMITATES LIFE (2006): My 9/11 and my distaste for grief tourism.
BURNING MAN (2007): Tribute to my late high school friend and first romance.
LOST BOY FOUND (2011): There is a book in here somewhere.
CIAO HOUNDS: OUR TRIP TO ITALY (2011): Finally got José to Europe.
ILLINOIS DEATH TRIP (2007): Ruminations on death while revisiting a past home, and the past.
PASSING BY (2008): Mourning the loss of a person I only met once.
I just can't quite Jake Pavelka, seen here in one of several outrageously hot pix shot for—of all things—OK! Magazine.
Despite what you may be inferring from the fact that Jake Pavelka rarely had sex with his Bachelor bride-to-have-been, he's "most certainly not gay." Prove it—let me suck your dick and if you don't get hard, I'll believe you.
Gotta hand it to ABC—they really kicked it up a notch or two hundred with their latest cast. Even the has-beens WERE huge stars. Kate Gosselin seems an impossibly big get (which grosses me out to realize), Pamela Anderson will bring in lots of looky-loos and how much more current or sexier does it get than gold medallist Evan Lysacek and my Bachelor heartthrob Jake Pavelka?
Buzz Aldrin—He's kooky with that UFO sighting but an American hero and a trail-blazer for men with facelifts.
Pam in training.
Pamela Anderson—Think of her as Clitoris Leachman.
Shannen Doherty—There's always got to be someone for the Republicans.
Kate Gosselin—I would pay for her to lose after the first week.
Evan Lysacek—Gorgeous and will probably dance away with this thing. I bet if he'd said no Johnny Weir was in the wings.
Those thunder thighs are fake, which is lucky for her foxtrot.
Niecy Nash—She'll be two tons a ton of fun.
Chad Ochocinco—Never hoid of him. UPDATE: From here, the above picture. NOW I've heard of him. Go Chad!
We'll see if he dances as good as he looks.
Jake Pavelka—I foresee a dance with a rose clenched between his teeth.
Nicole Scherzinger—Another big get but probably the biggest "Huh???" if the show is supposed to be for people without major dancing histories.
Aiden takes being a soap star literally.
Aiden Turner—I'd not heard of this soap opera actor, but after Googling him, all I can say is..."Jake WHO?" (And Googling reminded me I had heard of him...and blogged about him...before.)
From Entertainment Weekly (February 26, 2010): Some have implied I'm biased against the ugly, but in my defense I keep posting images of this hideous troll. Even more of him back here.
...that's what The Bachelor's Jake Pavelka was called in high school. "Mr. Dateless!" And now, he's steaming up Us (February 15, 2010) in nothing but a towel and a smirk: