10 posts categorized "JAKE PAVELKA"

Mar 13 2012
Rose To The Occasion Comments (2)


Adorable douchebag Jake Pavelka is a big (or at least above-average, swoon) draw for Chippendales, so his run at the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas has been extended through April 1.

Feb 08 2012
Rose To The Occasion Comments (2)


Jake Pavelka is joining Chippendales in Vegas. God is a gay man.

Nov 06 2011
Boy Culture Turns 6: My Favorite Posts Comments (13)

IMG_7536Prove it!

As of midnight last night, it was exactly six years since my first post. It's been a tough thing to keep up with a dayjob and outside activities, and just when I think I might walk away, a valuable connection or interesting opportunity or a kind word comes my way. Thank you all for reading me.

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Here are my favorite 100+ posts out of nearly 11,000. Please take some time to read (or re-read!) a couple and tweet or Facebook any you like.

xoxo Matt

6a00d8341c2ca253ef00e54ff027a28833-800wiThe pocket pool championships were intense this year



FROM BOY TO MAN: BC B.C. (2007): The entire history of my novell and novel Boy Culture as well as the movie version; might be my ultimate post.

6a00d8341c2ca253ef00e54f5599878833-800wiJonathon Trent & Derek Magyar make an Allan Brocka sandwich

BOY ON FILM (2006): An account of the NYC launch party for Boy Culture as it played the TriBeCa Film Fest.

6a00d8341c2ca253ef00e54f7f18238834-800wiI was left "Reeling" by the experience

FRIENDS AND "FAMILY" (2006): The movie version of Boy Culture hits Chicago.

6a00d8341c2ca253ef00e54f5ebead8833-800wiNo one would've mistaken me for Taylor Lautner

RAPT PUPIL (2006): The final night of Outfest with Boy Culture; I was fat but on the other hand got to meet Bryan Singer.




PreviewScreenSnapz001Construction worker (shot this week) vs. James Dean

GUYDAR (since at least January 17, 2008) & ENDS OF THE WORLD (since at least January 13, 2008): Attractive men of the world—I got your backs. Your fronts, too.

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Img_0330Not totally built

6a00d8341c2ca253ef0120a58f680c970bUnaltered iPhone image that still blows me away

"Your pictures suck" (2008): An art critic attacks me, but not without sustaining some hits in return.

6a00d8341c2ca253ef00e551ff08528834-800wiLet's call it a draw

DRAWN TOGETHER (2008): How my desire to draw related to my secret desire. One of my absolute favorite posts.

6a00d8341c2ca253ef01156faa215c970cThe shirtless one

LOST ANGELES (2009): My favorite photographic travelogue of L.A.

Img_0986_1Even then, New Yorkers feared 9/11 was the beginning of the end

ART IMITATES LIFE (2006): My 9/11 and my distaste for grief tourism.


6a00d8341c2ca253ef00e54f435c1a8834-800wiDeath of the party—Jeff in high school, already halfway through his life

BURNING MAN (2007): Tribute to my late high school friend and first romance.

6a00d8341c2ca253ef014e862b4a41970d-400wiSigned, sealed (eventually) delivered

LOST BOY FOUND (2011): There is a book in here somewhere.

6a00d8341c2ca253ef01538f1f464a970b-400wiBe Italian

CIAO HOUNDS: OUR TRIP TO ITALY (2011): Finally got José to Europe.

6a00d8341c2ca253ef00e54f10b4de8833-800wiDeath becomes here

ILLINOIS DEATH TRIP (2007): Ruminations on death while revisiting a past home, and the past.

Zehnders Life is short...and meaningful

PASSING BY (2008): Mourning the loss of a person I only met once.

Lots more...

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Jul 30 2011
More Than Just OK! Comments (1)

I just can't quite Jake Pavelka, seen here in one of several outrageously hot pix shot for—of all things—OK! Magazine.

Jun 26 2010
Nope, I'm Not Gay Comments (2)
Despite what you may be inferring from the fact that Jake Pavelka rarely had sex with his Bachelor bride-to-have-been, he's "most certainly not gay." Prove it—let me suck your dick and if you don't get hard, I'll believe you.
Mar 02 2010
Dancing With The Stars (No, Really!) Comments (4)

Gotta hand it to ABC—they really kicked it up a notch or two hundred with their latest cast. Even the has-beens WERE huge stars. Kate Gosselin seems an impossibly big get (which grosses me out to realize), Pamela Anderson will bring in lots of looky-loos and how much more current or sexier does it get than gold medallist Evan Lysacek and my Bachelor heartthrob Jake Pavelka?

Full list:

Buzz Aldrin—He's kooky with that UFO sighting but an American hero and a trail-blazer for men with facelifts.


Pam in training. 

Pamela Anderson—Think of her as Clitoris Leachman.

Erinandrews Erin Andrews—I don't blame her for having her privacy invaded, but this seems a crass way to capitalize on that, no?

Shannen Doherty—There's always got to be someone for the Republicans.

Kate Gosselin—I would pay for her to lose after the first week.

Evan Lysacek—Gorgeous and will probably dance away with this thing. I bet if he'd said no Johnny Weir was in the wings.


Those thunder thighs are fake, which is lucky for her foxtrot. 

Niecy Nash—She'll be two tons a ton of fun.


Chad...not bad! 

Chad Ochocinco—Never hoid of him. UPDATE: From here, the above picture. NOW I've heard of him. Go Chad!


We'll see if he dances as good as he looks. 

Jake Pavelka—I foresee a dance with a rose clenched between his teeth.

Nicole Scherzinger—Another big get but probably the biggest "Huh???" if the show is supposed to be for people without major dancing histories.


Aiden takes being a soap star literally.

Aiden Turner—I'd not heard of this soap opera actor, but after Googling him, all I can say is..."Jake WHO?" (And Googling reminded me I had heard of him...and blogged about him...before.)

Feb 21 2010
Hard (On The Eyes) Comments (3)
From Entertainment Weekly (February 26, 2010): Some have implied I'm biased against the ugly, but in my defense I keep posting images of this hideous troll. Even more of him back here.
Feb 18 2010
The Jake Pavelka Gourmand Comments (4)

Above, The Bachelor's Jake Pavelka poses prettily in Life & Style (March 1, 2010). Below, he's a bit less ready for the camera and yet every bit as bulgey in Globe (March 1, 2010):

And for OK! (March 1, 2010), he's both dreamy and dreamy:

Oh, and then there's the ever-popular shirtless Jake from In Touch (March 1, 2010):



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