Andy Dick was up at the crack of dawn to discuss his Dancing with the Stars dark-horse status with a bemused Anderson Cooper and a...Snooki.

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Bernadette Peters

Andy Mientus, Smash

Avan Jogia, StraightButNotNarrow.org

Amazing Race winners Brent Ridge & Josh Kilmer-Purcell

Countess LuAnn de Lesseps

Jake Shears

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Above, Anderson Cooper's thong made of man candy.

JWoww's Double-Disasters.

Titanic...the sequel?!

Jinkx is the only artist on RuPaul's Drag Race.

Republicans get all "me, too!" on marriage. (GOOD!)

Big business coming out swinging against Prop 8.

O'Reilly blames U.S. marriage enlightenment on media "campaign."

Will the Spice Girls tour Australia in 2014?

Please like the Boy Culture Facebook page.

Chuck Hagel is your new Sec. of Defense.

Hot boys 'n' men by Domenico Dolce.

Over 20 pages of Andy Warhol @ Christie's.

Rumors of the death of punk are greatly exaggerated.

Pornstar Pierre Fitch documentary. (Work Unfriendly)

Boy Culture's (Work Unfriendly) tumblr.

Michael Jackson's kid continues on path to Corey Feldmandom.

Matt Bomer break.

Anti-gay? A-Okay!

Don't miss Matt Gold's "Oh Joe" music video:

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We've got his back, he's got ours

While Obama deals with Sandy, Romney capitalizes.

Romney offers single campaign bus for Sandy aid. 47%? On their own.

Jersey Shore takes a pounding. (Not Snooki.)

Atlantic City knows when to fold 'em.

Joe Simpson cancels on a cutie.

Lady Gaga snaps at Calvin Harris, (he dissed her) repurposes stage in Mexico.

"Strict" mom Madonna buys her 16-year-old an apartment.

Madonna attends Skrillex concert in NOLA.

Kylie offers an Abbey Road Sessions Bundle.

Obama: "War" within GOP if he wins.

Romney lies his ass off in Ohio Jeep ad.

Levi Johnston marries (another) baby mama.

Amy Winehouse: The play!

Crazy teabagger Bachmann might hold her seat.

Crazy teabagger West might lose his seat.

Crazy teabagger Walsh is gonna lose his seat.

The Tea Party's (almost) overrrr...

Honey Boo Boo (reluctantly) endorses Barack Obama for president...

Jersey Shore's Deena Cortese is finally overcoming her body issues, she tells Us (October 15, 2012). How, with extensive facial and breast-augmentation procedures? She looks like someone stepped on Gloria Estefan from above. Just bizarre what people will do to be featured in magazines.

Alex O'Loughlin

OK!'s "Hollywood's 50 Hottest Bodies!" issue (on sale now through August 27, 2012) makes some good choices, but I prefer my own much tighter edit...

Danell Leyva, gymnast, looking caliente from People en Espanol (Julio 2012), above. From the same issue, Felipe Viel looks hotter than the beach he's on:

In Touch (July 9, 2012) covers real-life male strippers in honor of today's debut of Magic Mike. I recognize Nathan Minor from my trip to Chippendales:

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Big congrats to huge talent John Carroll on making The Advocate's "40 Under 40" list. (I once made their "30 Under 30" back in the day, and that was the moment my vile boss at the time decided he hated me.) John's currently in L.A. with Follies, but I'll always have his Jersey Shore send-up in my heart as the best thing he's ever done.