Madonna, Jesus & family (does Lourdes have a cute boyfriend now? or is this Madonna's new, very young assistant?) attend Carnival in Rio.
The above video (via MadonnaTribe) shows Majesus hanging out together in Brazil. Guess those rumors of a break-up of this romance (or showmance) were premature. The couple reunited and kissed like teenagers:
For those of you (((of us?))) who suspect the relationship isn't all it's promoted to be, Liz Smith—who should know—assures us that Majesus are REAL.
From TV Notas (Febrero 9, 2010), we're treated to some delicious vintage modeling shots by William Levy. Above was the only one I could publish. Also from this issue, check out Bobby Larios from a trip to Cancun, below:
Robert Manrique (what a great fake name, except it's real) looks sultry in TV y Novelas (Febrero 8, 2010):
More after the jump...
Madonna's year-long love affair (if you believe Madonna) or showmance (if you believe some of her suspicious fans) with Jesus Luz is reportedly—accent on reportedly—ovah (if you believe the Chicago Sun-Times). He didn't like it, so he didn't put a ring on it, but that's okay—Madonna's more fun as a single lady with various suitors.
A new movie is being promised for August 2010 called Material.Boy about the secret son Madonna had at age 15. He apparently was destined to recreate some of her most controversial images, possibly for some prophetic cause, and shares Mom's drive for fitness.
Trailer after the jump...
Meanwhile, the guy named for the son of the original Madonna—Jesus Luz—takes most of it off for Interview, explaining the deep thought that went into his naming:
"My father [gave me] my name because he always admired Jesus Christ as the most philosophical mind of all time."
Men's Workout (February 2010) offers unnatural wonders like fitness trainer James DiMuzio (above) and holistic PT Luke Scheffert (below):
According to an In Touch (January 4, 2010) poll (and keep in mind, they say Angelina Jolie just got "revenge pregnant" to spite Jennifer Aniston on their cover), a solid majority thinks that Kellan Lutz will do just fine in filling "Marky" Mark Wahlberg's old CKs:
More after the jump...
(Say what you will about the age spread, she's still hot.)
Looks like a bored kid in church here.
OK! cooks up the most ludicrous "quotes" from Madonna to bolster their story that she's ready to wed Jesus Luz. It's been long enough for mags to start making up wedding stories, so they obviously just invented these words about the possibility of nuptials:
"It can go either way. But why not? I could definitely see myself marrying him. Yes, it's definitely on the table. He's so sweet. He checks in with me all the time. I probably should do the same, but you know me. I think he gets it now that I'm a little, shall we say, self-involved."
Give me a fucking break. Made-up quotes in 'bloids are so easy to spot because they seem to have stars observing themselves in the way a tabloid reporter would, very matter-of-factly.
Why not just go with:
"I could marry him. I'm 51 now, not exactly a spring chicken, so he could be my last chance at happiness. Sean was the love of my life, then Guy was, now Jesus. I guess that's fair considering I've lived about three lives, with all the many exciting things I've experienced. Yes, he's inside me right now. Let's talk later."
If you caught him in his squeeze's "Celebration" video, you know Jesus Luz wants to be a DJ. Now, you can hear his DJ demo set.
Speaking of the ball and chain, after the jump is a nice, full-page ad appearing in Star and OK! (October 5, 2009, issues). This ad didn't appear in the other weeklies, which are probably remarkably more expensive...
