35 posts categorized "JESUS LUZ"

Feb 23 2010
Brazilian Label Finds Jesus Comments (2)
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Via Made In BrazilJesus Luz has signed his first record deal. His debut album will be called Ray of From the Light. Hopefully, rumors that he has no talent are unfounded. He looks pretty proud in this picture of him signing his deal. Good luck!
 
Feb 15 2010
Celebration Comments (10)

Madonna, Jesus & family (does Lourdes have a cute boyfriend now? or is this Madonna's new, very young assistant?) attend Carnival in Rio.

 
Feb 11 2010
Jesus Answers Madonna's Prayers Comments (11)

The above video (via MadonnaTribe) shows Majesus hanging out together in Brazil. Guess those rumors of a break-up of this romance (or showmance) were premature. The couple reunited and kissed like teenagers:

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For those of you (((of us?))) who suspect the relationship isn't all it's promoted to be, Liz Smith—who should know—assures us that Majesus are REAL. 

 
Feb 03 2010
What An End She Has With Jesus? Comments (10)

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Madonna's year-long love affair (if you believe Madonna) or showmance (if you believe some of her suspicious fans) with Jesus Luz is reportedly—accent on reportedly—ovah (if you believe the Chicago Sun-Times). He didn't like it, so he didn't put a ring on it, but that's okay—Madonna's more fun as a single lady with various suitors.

 
Jan 14 2010
Not Since Swept Away Comments (13)

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A new movie is being promised for August 2010 called Material.Boy about the secret son Madonna had at age 15. He apparently was destined to recreate some of her most controversial images, possibly for some prophetic cause, and shares Mom's drive for fitness.

Trailer after the jump...

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Meanwhile, the guy named for the son of the original Madonna—Jesus Luz—takes most of it off for Interview, explaining the deep thought that went into his naming:

"My father [gave me] my name because he always admired Jesus Christ as the most philosophical mind of all time."

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Nov 15 2009
May/December Of The Following Year Comments (3)
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Seventy-two-year-old Vanessa Redgrave with 33-year-old Gilles Marini from an episode of Nip/Tuck, as seen in Entertainment Weekly (November 20, 2009). Might be a good episode for Madonna and Jesus to TiVo.

(Say what you will about the age spread, she's still hot.)

 
Sep 28 2009
Jesus, Mary & Joseph: Wedding Rumors Already? Comments (2)

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OK! cooks up the most ludicrous "quotes" from Madonna to bolster their story that she's ready to wed Jesus Luz. It's been long enough for mags to start making up wedding stories, so they obviously just invented these words about the possibility of nuptials:

"It can go either way. But why not? I could definitely see myself marrying him. Yes, it's definitely on the table. He's so sweet. He checks in with me all the time. I probably should do the same, but you know me. I think he gets it now that I'm a little, shall we say, self-involved."

Give me a fucking break. Made-up quotes in 'bloids are so easy to spot because they seem to have stars observing themselves in the way a tabloid reporter would, very matter-of-factly.

Why not just go with:

"I could marry him. I'm 51 now, not exactly a spring chicken, so he could be my last chance at happiness. Sean was the love of my life, then Guy was, now Jesus. I guess that's fair considering I've lived about three lives, with all the many exciting things I've experienced. Yes, he's inside me right now. Let's talk later."

 
Sep 23 2009
Madonna & Jesus Comments (11)

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If you caught him in his squeeze's "Celebration" video, you know Jesus Luz wants to be a DJ. Now, you can hear his DJ demo set.

Speaking of the ball and chain, after the jump is a nice, full-page ad appearing in Star and OK! (October 5, 2009, issues). This ad didn't appear in the other weeklies, which are probably remarkably more expensive...

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Sep 16 2009
For The Fans Comments (15)

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In Manhattan with sparring partner Jesus. (And Steven Klein...are we sure Klein's definitely not the one dating Jesus???)

The new fancentric version of the "Celebration" video debuts on Madonna's MySpace page (how 2007!) tomorrow at 8am. Not terribly interested, but I'm curious to see what happens with "Revolver," which I expect to be promoted as a single—and to hit the Top 40.

 
Ad Men Comments (4)

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