113 posts categorized "JOE BIDEN"

Nov 24 2012
Need To Know Comments (2)

Hector-CamachoCamacho's appearances in Playgirl were decades apart

Widget boy cultureFighter Hector Camacho dies following shooting.

Widget boy cultureYet another President Bush? Anna-nicole-daughter-guess

Widget boy cultureChelsea Clinton's equality views muzzled by NBC.

Widget boy cultureAnna Nicole's daughter keeps 'em Guess-ing.

Widget boy cultureThe right to bear arms on Black Friday.

Widget boy cultureThe polls were skewed...in Romney's favor.

Widget boy cultureI agree with Romney..."much to be thankful for this year."

Mitt-romney-ann-thanksgiving-facebook-photoThankful we dodged a bullet

 
Nov 09 2012
Love The Sinner Comments (2)

Anti-gay-RepublicansWe should really just give those folks a big ol' hug

I got the most infuriatingly stupid pitch last night. The subject:

"For Further Progress on Gay Rights, It's Time to Stop Demonizing Republicans."

Excuse me? It's the other way around, and it's not a figure of speech when they do it. When Republicans talk about gay people, they literally talk about us being against nature, against God.

Furthermore, have you ever heard of gay activists and/or pro-gay politicians refusing to work with pro-gay Republicans? No, because it doesn't happen.

The body of the pitch continued:

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Nov 08 2012
Need To Know Comments (0)

Junior-Magazine-shirtless-gay-kissLoose lips

Widget boy cultureLike Kissin' Yer Mister: Junior's hot, hot cover.

Widget boy cultureKe$ha's video for "Die Young."

Widget boy cultureGay and handy in the kitchen? Gotta love The Flaming Chef. Bette-Midler-Oprah

Widget boy cultureOprah to Bette Midler: "You're in your sixties!"

Widget boy cultureChristopher Ciccone follows sis Madonna on a Gloss cover.

Widget boy cultureGaga fans burn Madonna in efitted-T.

Widget boy cultureChinese condom ad keeps it classy.

Widget boy culturePresident Obama won eight of the country's 10 richest counties.

Widget boy cultureChanging demos doomed Republicans.

Widget boy cultureCrybabies: White People Mourning Mitt Romney.

Widget boy culturePregnancy test joke leads to testicular-cancer diagnosis.

Widget boy cultureModern Family star removed from home amidst abuse allegations.

Widget boy cultureVH1 Divas special includes Miley (19), Demi (20) & Jordin (22).

Widget boy cultureVia Sticky (Work Unfriendly): For those in need of a beard.

Hot-man-beardHere come the fuzz!

 
Facebook Oracle Comments (3)

Nate Silver
In case you don't recognize him, that's Nate Silver of FiveThirtyEight—he's the dude who successfully predicted most of the results of the 2012 elections. He was widely derided by conservapundits, but one of his biggest critics has already eaten crow.

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Nov 07 2012
Need To Know: Forward Comments (0)

Barack-Obama-hair-flag-ladyThe lady with the flag in her hair was a scene-stealer. Aretha wants one NOW.

Widget boy culturePresident Barack Obama's instant-classic 2 a.m. victory speech.

Widget boy cultureWhy his win is, in fact, a mandate.

Widget boy cultureMitt Romney's brief but conciliatory concession. Tammy-Baldwin

Widget boy cultureTammy Baldwin's powerful victory speech.

Widget boy cultureTommy Thompson's deflated concession speech.

Widget boy cultureElizabeth Warren's exhilarated victory speech.

Widget boy cultureScott Brown's defensive concession speech.

Widget boy cultureClaire McCaskill's against-all-odds victory speech.

Widget boy cultureTodd Akin's must-see revolting cunt-cession speech. Barack-Obama-Michelle

Widget boy cultureHeidi Heitkamp (D) narrowly defeats Rick Berg (R) in ND.

Widget boy cultureJon Tester (D) looks set to beat Denny Rehberg (R) in MT.

Widget boy cultureGabby Giffords' aide slightly behind in race to succeed her in AZ.

Widget boy cultureOpenly gay Richard Tisei (R) loses to John Tierney (D) in MA.

Widget boy cultureMichele Bachmann (RX100) beats Jim Graves (D) in MN...barely.

Widget boy cultureAllen West (RX1,000) probably loses to Patrick Murphy (D) in FL...barely.

Widget boy cultureJeff Flake (R) defeats Richard Carmona (D) in AZ.

Widget boy cultureSenate will have highest % of females ever...at 18%.

Widget boy cultureGA won by Romney, but by less than 8%. Swing state '16.

Widget boy cultureAll four marriage-equality votes favored the good guys.

Widget boy cultureOH newswoman has zero integrity, sick of talking about it.

Widget boy cultureGOProud not only stupid, but also bitter.

Widget boy cultureBrian Williams on Trump: "Driven well past the last exit to relevance."

Drunk-Diane-Sawyer"Hey, guysh...if you wanna hear shum shtuff, I'll tell yas shum Nixshun shtuff...whee!"

Widget boy cultureProjection: Diane Sawyer is sleeping it off right now.

Widget boy cultureCO, WA & MA chillax on the pot issue.

Widget boy cultureL.A.: Porn performers must wear condoms. MADONNA STRIPS OBAMA

Widget boy cultureMadonna thrills at news of Obama's victory. Strips.

Widget boy cultureOther stars react to President Obama's big win.

Widget boy cultureKarl Rove refuses to accept reality. Worked in '00. Not this time.

Karl-Rove-OhioThis turd has blossomed

 
Need To Know: Electoral College Edition Comments (5)

Obama_Oct_2010"Chill out—he had this!"

Widget boy cultureLesbian Tammy Baldwin (D) beats out Tommy Thompson (R) in WI.

Widget boy cultureOut former Clinton staffer Sean Patrick Maloney (D) beats Nan Hayworth (R) in NY.

Widget boy cultureMaine to marriage equality: We do! (MD: Us, too!)

Widget boy cultureClaire McCaskill (D) shuts down Todd Akin (Rape) in MO. Elizabeth-Warren

Widget boy cultureElizabeth Warren (D) unseats Scott Brown (R) in MA.

Widget boy cultureKirsten Gillibrand (D) easily wins a full term in NY.

Widget boy cultureSherrod Brown (D) wins vs. unspeakable douchebag in OH.

Widget boy cultureLinda McMahon (R) pinned by Chris Murphy (D) in CT.

Widget boy cultureJoe Donnelly (D) aborts Richard Mourdock (R) in IN.

Widget boy cultureTim Kaine (D) trounces George "Macaca" Allen in VA. Tammy_Baldwin

Widget boy cultureBill Nelson (D) strikes out Connie Mack (R) in FL.

Widget boy cultureBill Casey (D) wins—no clever verbiage—vs. Tom Smith (R) in PA.

Widget boy cultureIn MA, Kennedy (D) scores Barney Frank's seat. (Stop it.)

Widget boy cultureTammy Duckworth (D) vanquishes deadbeat dad Joe Walsh (R) in IL.

Widget boy cultureMazie Hirono (D) defeats ex-guv Linda Lingle (R) in HI.

Widget boy cultureRedskins game that predicted Obama loss was botched by ref.

Widget boy cultureBill O'Reilly thinks all O voters are freeloaders.

Widget boy cultureGOP to hold onto the House of Representatives.

Widget boy cultureKarl Rove literally thinks he owns FOX News.

Widget boy cultureDonald Trump should be arrested for treason. For real.

Widget boy cultureAnd finally, Sarah Palin looks HIDEOUS:

Sarah-PalinVia Perez.

 
Nov 06 2012
Fired Up, Ready To Go...Lynch Someone Comments (1)

N-word-racists-on-Twitter
Pathetic Twitter users, all of them young. If this were my child, I honestly—honestly—would disown them as a more suitable alternative to late-, late-, late-term abortion.

And now, here is the antidote—which never, ever gets old:

 
Need To Know Comments (0)

Jared-leto-jared-leto-18327238-1024-768Cross-over star

Widget boy cultureJared Leto joins The Dallas Buyer's Club, playing a cross-dresser.

Widget boy cultureObama & Gangnam Style: He may "do it privately for Michelle" tonight.

Widget boy cultureParts of Sharon Osbourne: "No more plastic surgery!"

Widget boy cultureWoman breaks leg at polling station, votes anyway.

Widget boy cultureSen. Sherrod Brown gets down to Jay-Z.

Widget boy cultureOH "frequently" resorting to provisional ballots.

Widget boy cultureMadonna pimpin' Obama at MDNA in Pittsburgh.

Obama-MDNAHopefully, it will be a "Celebration"!

 
How Will The Cookie Crumble? Comments (3)

Barack-Obama-Mitt-Romney-cookiesEleni's in Manhattan does candidate cookies every cycle

My final predictions for how the U.S. presidential election will shake out:

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Bush Votes For...Obama??? Comments (2)

George-W-Bush-votes-for-ObamaOur own little "cast"-off

Apparently, George W. Bush voted for Barack Obama today.

Accidentally.

I still hate everyone who ever voted for him in spite of the humor of this (fake) story.