15 posts categorized "JOE JONAS"

Dec 02 2013
Joe Jonas's Teen-Idol Exit Interview Comments (0)

Joe-Jonas-BrothersDisney was not his cup of tea.

Having worked with the Jonas Brothers for years (we're not besties, but they know me and I would Jonas-Brothershope think positively of me, as I do of them), perhaps I am more interested in Joe Jonas's extremely candid mini-memoir he narrated to Jennifer Vineyard at New York's Vulture.

Among his revelations: He's "not religious in any way" (which stands in stark contrast to the boys' very public religious image from those years) following disenchantment with the strict church he grew up in, he did engage in sexual activity as a teenager but says he lost his virginity at 20 and is glad he didn't "go there" with any "bathshit crazy" girls from his past, and yes, the whole Disney machine really did do a number on his head.

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Aug 08 2013
Gimme Some Skin Comments (1)

Joe-JonasP.S. Who's the dude behind him?

Nick Jonas is Grindr. Joe is Scruff.

What is Kevin? I guess AshleyMadison.

 
Apr 11 2013
Joe Jonas Gets Buff, Broods, Trims His Eye-Bush & Has Sax With Another Man Comments (0)

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This is the Joe Jonas I know and love...he's legitimately hilarious. In response to a fan's request that he accompany her to a formal (which he can not attend), he created this video response, in which he Joe-Jonas-bicepstrims his famous brow (singular), works out, hawks Wonder Bread by a roaring "fire" and vamps to an impassioned rendition of "Careless Whisper" by George Michael (hint-hint).

Seriously, I doubt he had to have anyone script this for him. He's truly funny (as are the other 'Brothers) and quite capable of improv when need be. I remember him once doing a shout-out for a win-a-date contest in which he ad-libbed just as hysterically.

Best of all, he takes off his shirt and also dons a skintight work-out look that shows off how biceptual he really is...

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Mar 22 2013
Need To Know: No-Go On Joe.Jo, Ryan Lochte Soaked To The Bone, Hillary Kicking Asses & Taking Names + MORE Comments (2)

Ass-butt JOE-JONASAnd that's the end of that!

*widget boy cultureYou won't see Joe Jonas's perfect ass get paddled, pervs. Ryan-Lochte

*widget boy cultureAAP endorses marriage equality & gay adoption.

*widget boy cultureRyan Lochte even makes himself wet.

*widget boy cultureBelinda Carlisle's first pop single in 17 years, "Sun."

*widget boy cultureBest (and worst) Madonna tattoos.

*widget boy cultureOsmonds against marriage equality.

*widget boy cultureBlack lesbian teacher fired, paper publishes hate letter.

*widget boy cultureHILLARY '16: She leads Bush, Rubio by X2 digits...in Fla.!

*widget boy cultureNative American lawmaker's superburn on immigration.

*widget boy cultureIf you thought Vanessa Hudgens sullied Disney...

*widget boy cultureChristina Aguilera slims down. Hot Peter-Marc-Jacobson

*widget boy cultureSenate takes aim at background-checks vote.

*widget boy cultureFran Drescher's hot gay ex was against divorcing. Oh, girl.

*widget boy cultureJanet Hubert tuh-RASHES Wendy Williams.

*widget boy cultureKate Gosselin's Quixotic Twitter war.

*widget boy cultureCutest little gay marine ever!

*widget boy cultureEnjoy a quickie with a hottie.

*widget boy culturePlease save Happy Endings, the funniest show on TV.

 
Jan 18 2013
Swift Justice Comments (6)
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People (January 28, 2013) shows us how it's done, cleverly pulling together this evolutionary chart of Taylor Swift's men. I don't want to influence your answer, but in your opinion, how many of these six do you think are actually gay?
 
Aug 23 2012
They Are Never, Ever Getting Back Together Comments (5)
Taylor Swift boyfriends Jake Gyllenhaal
Flipping through Star (September 3, 2012), I noticed a piece on all of Taylor Swift's former flames. Gee, she certainly goes for a...type.
 
Jul 23 2012
Out To See Comments (5)

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In Touch (July 30, 2012) goes to great length to present sexy men of "all ages" (true if men aged 18, 19 or above 59 don't count). Second half after the jump...

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Jun 29 2012
Cutest Of The Cute Comments (3)

Img723Alexander Ludwig, 20

Us: 100 Cutest Guys (Special Issue) seems targeted at teens, but why are they cramming so many full-on adults down little girls' throats when clearly there are so many adult men who'd enjoy that so much more?

Img724Garrett Hedlund, 27

Some of my top picks here and after the jump...

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Apr 24 2012
Joechella Comments (7)

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Which was the hotter Joe at Coachella this weekend...Jonas (above) or Manganiello (below)?

JM+SAC+5

 
Jan 02 2012
Wrestling With Your Sexuality Comments (1)

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Chexy's latest sports roundup leaves a little—but just a little—to the imagination.