I don't begrudge anyone hiring a sexual partner, but could cute Papa Joe Simpson really not do better than this Pete Burns blow-up doll? "Joey Anderson," a young...man?...he apparently hired for sex in NYC at the Mandarin Oriental tells National Enquirer (November 12, 2012):
"He didn't squeal like a girl or anything like that uring sex or at the finale."
Great. Really riveting info there, Joey.
Meanwhile, the story is also noteworthy because NE tsk-tsks the fact that Joe had "unprotected" sex with the escort, meaning they blew each other without condoms. Seriously? Almost NOBODY blows ANYBODY with a condom.