6 posts categorized "JOE SIMPSON"

Jul 07 2014
Need To Know: Rugby Hunks + Dolly Parton Abandoned + Totally Tubular Vampires + Rivers Runs Her Mouth + But I'm A Cheerleader! + MORE! Comments (0)

Gay-rugbyHIS-tory

*widget boy cultureGay rugby team makes history, makes you hard.

*widget boy cultureThe story of Dolly, a dog abandoned at Dolly Parton's Glastonbury gig.

*widget boy culturePapa Joe Simpson & his young, um, client go for a dip.

*widget boy cultureKanye gets his ass BOOed.

*widget boy cultureA fab-looking gay vampire movie set in the '80s to rival 1979's Nocturna!

*widget boy cultureJoan Rivers says calling Michelle Obama a tranny was a compliment.

*widget boy cultureJason Derulo looking shirtless.

*widget boy cultureMeet Walk-In Closet author Abdi Nazemian in NYC!

*widget boy cultureThe son of right-wing Gov. Scott Walker (R-Wisconsin) witnesses gay wedding.

*widget boy cultureCuomo backs Truvada.

*widget boy cultureDisgusting cheerleader who kills animals for kicks loses & wins with Facebook.

*widget boy cultureMichel Giroux is a much more attractive addition to Facebook, anyway:

Michel-GirouxGiroux and ahhhs!

 
Nov 03 2012
Joey, You Ever Seen a Grown Man Naked? Comments (0)

Prostitute Papa Joe Simpson gay hustler Joey
I don't begrudge anyone hiring a sexual partner, but could cute Papa Joe Simpson really not do better than this Pete Burns blow-up doll? "Joey Anderson," a young...man?...he apparently hired for sex in NYC at the Mandarin Oriental tells National Enquirer (November 12, 2012):

"He didn't squeal like a girl or anything like that uring sex or at the finale."

Great. Really riveting info there, Joey.

Meanwhile, the story is also noteworthy because NE tsk-tsks the fact that Joe had "unprotected" sex with the escort, meaning they blew each other without condoms. Seriously? Almost NOBODY blows ANYBODY with a condom.

 
Nov 02 2012
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Sandy NYCUnbelievable

Widget boy cultureScenes from the ongoing disaster that is Sandy.

Widget boy cultureSandy's tallest hero.

Widget boy cultureBloomberg insists NYC Marathon will come off without a hitch. Benedict Cumberbatch

Widget boy cultureBenedict Cumberbatch goes gay.

Widget boy cultureAstronauts using Madonna's "Vogue" in space!

Widget boy culturePapa Joe Simpson will "never" come out.

Widget boy cultureRape apologist Mourdock's poll numbers crater.

Widget boy cultureFinal pre-election jobs report: Real momentum.

Widget boy cultureWhy 2012 is America's chance at an 1896 do-over. Truck tub

Widget boy cultureNothin' like a buddy-bath in the back of a truck.

Widget boy cultureStomach-turning gay bashing in Jamaica.

Widget boy cultureAd: Maryland vet's parents for equality.

Widget boy cultureJoy Behar doesn't get homocons.

Widget boy cultureGay voters definitely get President Obama.

Widget boy cultureStarbucks gets President Obama, too.

Widget boy cultureMitt Romney: Elect me or the economy gets it.

Widget boy cultureClinton/Booker in 2016! (I'm thinking Clinton/Castro.)

Widget boy cultureRomney/Sandy in 2012!

Widget boy cultureIf Obama calls...I'm here! I'm here!

Barack Obama Hillary ClintonThis begs for a Hillary text in reply

 
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Lane-garrison-shirtless-beach-05032011-02-430x645Nobody named "Papa" could secretly be gay, right?

Widget boy cultureLane Garrison: I lived with Papa Joe—he can't be gay!

Widget boy cultureRecent GOP prez candidate Michele Bachmann...an independent???

Widget boy cultureFOX fucks up: Bloomberg backs...Romney???

Widget boy cultureThe Economist backs Obama again.

Widget boy cultureRomney lands a HUGE endorsement, too!

Romney idiot

Widget boy cultureNutty Romney supporters attempt to explain.

Widget boy cultureJodie Foster getting Cecil B. DeMille.

Widget boy cultureMiley Cyrus does dubstep.

Widget boy cultureChrysler Group VP for Product Design tweets Trump: "you are full of shit!"

Widget boy cultureBill Clinton doing more campaigning than Mitt Romney.

Widget boy cultureBristol Palin knows how to use the Craigslist!

Widget boy cultureMichelangelo Signorile is one in a hundred!

Out100_Michelangelo_SignorileYou can tell gay guys by their pronounced lists

 
Oct 31 2012
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Keith-Urban-shirtless-SpeedoKidman-meat

Widget boy cultureKeith Urban has a body of death.

Widget boy cultureDo NOT call Gene Hackman's wife a "cunt."

Widget boy cultureBrad Pitt puts his money where his mouth is.

Widget boy cultureQuel disaster! (Caused by gay people, of course.) Dylan_RickDay2012.22

Widget boy cultureDylan Williams is camerabait.

Widget boy culture"Celine Dion" is a complete witch.

Widget boy cultureLi'l girl tired of "Bronco Bamma" and Mitt Romney.

Widget boy cultureObama's poll numbers keep improving.

Widget boy cultureIf Mitt Romney ran an honest ad, it would be like this.

Widget boy cultureHere's a visual explanation of why they're called The Wanted.

Widget boy cultureRolling around and trading oral with "insatiable" Joe Simpson.

Widget boy cultureVote in the Queerties.

Widget boy cultureMadonna's dancers prank her during MDNA show for Halloween.

Madonna Haloween prankPut your claws all over my body...

 
Oct 29 2012
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President Obama Hurricane SandyWe've got his back, he's got ours

Widget boy cultureWhile Obama deals with Sandy, Romney capitalizes.

Widget boy cultureRomney offers single campaign bus for Sandy aid. 47%? On their own.Romney

Widget boy cultureJersey Shore takes a pounding. (Not Snooki.)

Widget boy cultureAtlantic City knows when to fold 'em.

Widget boy cultureJoe Simpson cancels on a cutie.

Widget boy cultureLady Gaga snaps at Calvin Harris, (he dissed her) repurposes stage in Mexico.

Widget boy culture"Strict" mom Madonna buys her 16-year-old an apartment.

Widget boy cultureMadonna attends Skrillex concert in NOLA. Kylie-Minogue-Abbey-Road-Sessions-Bundle

Widget boy cultureKylie offers an Abbey Road Sessions Bundle.

Widget boy cultureObama: "War" within GOP if he wins.

Widget boy cultureRomney lies his ass off in Ohio Jeep ad.

Widget boy cultureLevi Johnston marries (another) baby mama.

Widget boy cultureAmy Winehouse: The play!

Widget boy cultureCrazy teabagger Bachmann might hold her seat.

Widget boy cultureCrazy teabagger West might lose his seat.

Widget boy cultureCrazy teabagger Walsh is gonna lose his seat.

Joe Walsh tea party
The Tea Party's (almost) overrrr...