Livin' doll Joey Lawrence takes it all off, if by "all" we're talking about everything above the waist.
Give this economy another year and we'll have President Romney and Joey Lawrence stripped below the waist, waving his dingaling in lazy circles for tips.
P.S. Joey's gig at Chippendales lasts from now through June 24, unless he's extended. He says he's giving audiences "the whole nine yards," and while guys tend to exaggerate their endowments, he's probably still an act you should catch while you can.