Fleur Cakes doesn't do dyke wedding cakes, probably can't define "ironic."

MANY UNHAPPY RETURNS: Obama sacks IRS head.

Holder IDs Deputy Attorney General in AP "scandal."

John Boehner: "Who's going to jail?" (How about Cheney?)

Republicans waste $55 million against Obamacare.

Hot men like Josh Henderson at the TBS/TNT Upfronts.

HALF-BAKED: Amy's Bakery nutjobs talk to the media.

Fresh, shirtless Hugh Jackman shot from The Wolverine.

Steven Klein uses Matt Woodhouse's ass to sell undies.

Charlie Hides tries on Madonna's Met look for size.

The connections between Madonna, Prince & Jacko.

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Four-fifths of The Wanted comes out of the closet.

Watching Behind the Candelabra...from behind bars.

The dog with a seeing-eye cat:

Speaker of the House John Boehner's daughter married her dreadlocked Jamaican lover in Florida this week. Do you think Boehner cried?

Via National Enquirer (May 6, 2013): All you can do is laugh that this is the pothead marrying John Boehner's little princess. He's not even an American—he was born in Jamaica. Kinda funny for the right-wing flag-waver.

Down Under? Over & out!

Banned in Australia, I Want Your Love gets Franco defense, NakedSword release.

Speaking of smut, there's the dirty Boy Culture tumblr to consider. (Work Unfriendly)

Take a cruise with Audra McDonald and Will Swenson.

Bradley Cooper doesn't want an Oscar???

Jeb Bush moving backwards on immigration.

Lech Walesa's own son embarrassed by his anti-gay comments.

Calvin Klein's Dark Obsession with Matthew Terry.

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BEATING OFF: A host of Downtown denizens raised $ for Jackie Beat's hips:

(Sorta L-R) Lance Cruce, Sherry Vine (behind), Frank DeCaro, World Famous Bob (behind), Chip Duckett, Joan Rivers, Murray Hill (behind), Formika (back), Jackie Hoffman, Robin Byrd, Jackie Beat  (behind) and Mimi Imfurst.

This underwear is sheer ecstasy. (Work Unfriendly)

Boehner's lawyer accidentally argues for marriage equality.

Campaigning for the papacy? Margaret Avery would be proud.

Joan Rivers is being a dick about Adele.

Madonna's gift from Keith Haring, 1983.

Crazy-rare Madonna mag from Japan sucking the air out of eBay.

Please "like" Boy Culture on Facebook.

Makes me mad this only has 52 views.

How many EY! Magateen subscribers live in and around the Vatican?

He's the latest (Do) "It" boy

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Above: Yes, I'm a bit late on the brilliant goat mixes of TSwift.

Cahill & Kimberley Locke "Feel the Love."

Nate Berkus looking to be a daddy.

NICE TA MEAT YA: Colin by Thomas Synnamon.

Republicans still resolved to financially destroy the U.S.

PERFECT COUPLE: Al Qaeda & anti-equality righties.

Charlize Theron is in on Seth MacFarlane's jokes.

Dick Cheney hates warmongering Condoleeza Rice for not being even more bloodthirsty.

Enlightened about to go dark?

Wake me up, before you "Jellicoe"-go

This admittedly hilarious gif has gone viral, and is being sold as Michelle Obama "eye-rolling" John Boehner. As fun as that would be, that's not what's going on. He's saying something to her and she's getting ready to acknowledge him but their attention is pulled away by something being announced—after this moment, everyone is seen applauding.

But that hasn't stopped right-wingers from attacking her for what they're terming her "classless" (catch the subtext?) behavior...and, of course, for eating with her elbows on the table.

Drunken nincomcoop Speaker of the House John Boehner is being blamed by Republicans for the House's inexcusable and unforgivable lapse in not approving funds for Superstorm Sandy victims.

It's like the East Coast doesn't count because there are too many Democrats here.

I can't wait until this orange do-nothing is replaced and is back to the bar where he belongs.

Oui are the world

Hottest Madonna collectibles of 2012.

Floral fashions, complete with PhotoShop loading bars.

Schatz chosen to succeed Inouye—against Inoye's dying wishes.

Boehner vacationing as fiscal-cliff plunge looms.

FOX labels Westboro "left-wing cult."

Dan Stevens leaving Downton Abbey.

Valerie Harper releasing I, Rhoda memoir.

Anti-privacy Facebook exec changes her tune.

Katy Perry to youth: "Ask for help."

AfterElton's most popular posts.

Blind items to uselessly try to guess.

Top gay-porn stories of 2012.

Off their Crockers

This should make you crack a smile

Via Sticky (Work Unfriendly): Aussie footballer busts himself in his "budgies."

"Brokeback Boathouse" vs. bullying.

Henrietta & Myrna vs. singing.

Sneak peek of HBO's In Vogue: The Editor's Eye.

Boehner and McConnell - reality = humor.

An '80s song you should play every day.

Brad Pitt's Killing Them Softly dies a miserable death.

DNA's double helix photographed for the first time.

Mindy Kaling & Reese Witherspoon new besties?

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