Disabled? Rebublicans couldn't care less.

Republicans thumb noses at wheelchair-bound Bob Dole.

Scorching-hot cub calendar for charity.

Hillary Clinton is totally running in '16. C'mon.

Is Kate Middleton a gay icon? C'mon.

Anderson Cooper went blind for 36 hours.

Mike Diamond sweats Ben Cohen's jock.

Handicapping Supreme Court Justice deaths.

Trade association NRECA selects homophobic head.

Even more Jayson Blair.

Dutch treat blackface as jolly Christmas tradition.

Newest Vanity Fair cover looks funny "ha-ha." 

Paris Hilton's a DJ...wait, what did she used to be?

Boybands ready to scratch each other's eyes out.

Madonna's touring must-haves.

Top sugar daddy misconceptions. (Wait, aren't any of 'em bottoms?)

I wouldn't say no. I'm unemployed!

"But we only ever do it in the arse!"

Buckingham Palace confirms it: Kate Middleton is pregnant. The Royal Fetus makes its debut.

Things are sunny for Cher fans

Even more importantly, Cher is due in late March!

This is everywhere now...no idea where it originated.

Never mind the royal wedding—let's just focus on Kate's sexy brother James, who has several nearly-naked photos circulating.

Fergie & Andy's daughters look a fright at the wedding, which was kind of them to do for Kate, so as not to detract from her movie-star prettiness. Oh, wait, it wasn't on purpose? Yikes. Those dresses...and those hats! Beatrice looks well and truly pleased with her selection even though she looks like something you'd encounter playing Call of Cthulu.

Sidenote: This is Prince Andrew? Randy Andy?  I can't believe he's only 50. He was once among the hunks of all times:

Okay, okay, so all this counts as interest in the spectacle I already pooh-poohed. But I couldn't ignore the hat! Aretha Franklin is rolling over in her grave—and she's not even dead!

Just kidding. (Kind of.) But I just wanted to post to say I have never cared less about a story this hyped, and that includes Natalee Holloway, JonBenet Ramsey, Michael Vick and Jessica, who fell down the well. The King of Swaziland is welcome to 'em.

Now, Prince Carl Philip of Sweden (with thanks to Hunk Du Jour) is another story...