Lady Gaga's open letter to Kelly Osbourne is pretty sanctimonious; I don't think I can handle adults referring to bullying as it pertains to other adults anymore. Even if I accept that adults can bully adults, Gaga says she's against it but engages in it, and in fact is engaging in it by writing an open letter to Kelly Osbourne, who is a paean compared to Gaga with her gigantic following.

I do not like Sharon Osbourne. I'm not exactly wild about Kelly, either. And I think it's fair to point out that all these fashion shows are just grown-up versions of bullying, which must be an odd message that kids receive when told it's always wrong to act that way, and then seeing stuff like this.

But Gaga's approach is all wrong, unnecessarily public and smacks of a Christ complex.

I haven't written her off or anything, I'm just turned off by this letter, as I was by her bizarre melt-down letter of a few months back.

I'm better than you

The Golden Globes were, as usual, far more entertaining than the Oscars. I also had no idea they are a humanitarian org. I thought they were just starfuckers (with accents) like me!

It's hard to take the likes of Kelly Osbourne seriously in the realm of fashion of beauty, but Madonna looked amazing—loved the dress and the looser hair. Her shots with Ryan Seacrest were a bit puffier than lately but nonetheless, she remains relaxed and seems genuinely thrilled to be promoting her movie.

Green is the color of Elton's envy

Why did fucking Nicole Richie name-check her hairstylist? Can't we leave anything to the imagination?

When the show began, I had to gasp at seeing Madonna and Meryl Streep at the same table. It makes perfect (Weinstein) sense, yet seeing the two living legends (and former feuders) seated together was a big thrill.

Ricky Gervais—who I love—was very funny in his intro. Even funnier was watching the petrified audience cautiously waiting for the blade to drop. The joke about Jodie Foster's Beaver, which he'd never seen and which "a lot of others had never seen," was daring; they cut away rather than linger on Jodie's reaction. She was a great sport.

Poor Gerald Butler...shaking with nerves and as off with his timing as he was on with his beauty. Kudos for rewarding Christopher Plummer for supporting actor! Beginners is a terrific movie and he deserves it for his performance as well as for his career. 

Fucking exquisite always...it's not even fair to other humans 

Laura Dern is not funnier or better than Amy Poehler, let alone the others in the category of actress in a comedy. They, like the Emmys, always go with people known for their movies in TV categories. Cool seeing Laura brought her mommy Dianne Ladd, who looks the same after all these years.

Rob Lowe's hair is like Priscilla Presley's face: It was perfect for an unnaturally long time, then it just WENT. He and the always gorgeous Julianne Moore handed the trophy to Downton Abbey, which I promise to watch. Poor Elizabeth McGovern taking a spill.

Whoops! Wrong year!

Kate Winslet certainly deserved to win for Mildred Pierce, which I feel was not appreciated as much as it should have been. It's hard remaking perfection, but I think they succeeded by  rethinking it from the ground up. She looked spectacular.

Kelly Osbourne is ranting about the end of her relationship with a guy who cheated on her (pictured) with a person awaiting gender-reassignment surgery. She's saying, among other things,that until then, she'd thought the worst way to be cheated on was with an ugly girl let alone a "chick with a dick."

Excuse me for stating the obvious, but Kelly Osbourne is ugly. If we're going to be as shallow as her words, I'm sorry, but she is as homely as it gets. And while she's entitled to be pissed off at a fiancé cheating on her, the words she used against the transgendered model who stole his heart are uglier still.

Yeah, so Star (August 8, 2011) is so superconcerned that Kelly Osbourne is a potentially bad influence on Madonna's Lola...but where were they when Taylor Momsen was the face of Material Girl???

GREAT picture of Madonna with Lola and Material Girl spokesperson Kelly Osbourne in OK! (July 11, 2011). I realize Kelly O. is a Madonna buff and LGBT rights supporter—kudos—but to read Madonna noting her "edgy, cool" and "unique sense of style" is nonetheless a bit of a horse pill for me. I can't get past the reality TV past and lack of any real there there.

Madonnarama breaks the news—and I mean it that way, too—that Kelly Osbourne is the new face of Material Girl for 2011, replacing Taylor Momsen.

I don't really get using a 26-year-old...I think of Material Girl as being a more junior fashion line. And I'm not much a fan of Osbourne's (or of the Osbournes), though she seems "nice" in a Kevin Costner/Blond Ambition way.

In the first image released, it's almost like they're trying to make her look like Madonna! (Not Lola.)

Well, I guess Osbourne is popular and this will get the line some continued attention.