In Touch (May 27, 2013) is only reporting on rumors that Kanye West might be gay, but the cover sure seems declarative.

Coincidentally, he has blue balls now, too!

Cool—and hot—Adidas ad.

All of The Man Behind the Throne: "Stick your butt out, Honey."

Gloria Steinem defends Kim Kardashian.

MO man denied visitation with sick partner & arrested gets a break.

Madonna refutes Joyce Banda's "lies," recommits herself to Malawi.

Russell Crowe to Rebel Wilson: "Fuck off."

Zambian gay HIV activist arrested after TV appearance.

NHL prepping for gay players.

RNC doubles down against equality.

Kid Rock "fucking embarrassed" to be a  Republican.

Trump's kid gets slathered in caviar. Nightly.

Homophobe compares homophobes to Jews in Germany.

Kellan Lutz shucks shirt for OP.

Get your Pride Stache here.

"Condom Pope" goes on display.

The past, present and future of gay porn, by a convicted pimp.

Ryan Murphy & Portia de Rossi cover Out.

Jay Anthony Parks backs that thing up.

A little Parks recreation.

Koop with his Cabbage Patch mini-me. How much more '80s can it get?

Legendary Surgeon General C. Everett Koop dies @ 96.

Anderson Cooper's kitty-litter facial. Me-ow!

Ang Lee took his Oscar to In-n-Out Burger. So L.A.!

Oscar ratings slightly up. Was it Seth? Barbra? Boobs?

Kim Kardashian & Kanye screw on a magazine cover.

Cornholing...San Francisco-style!

Old Dogs & New Tricks deals with "Mood Swings":

Download Video as MP4

Lesbian moms confronted in TX sting.

Nigel Barker on his upcoming David Mixner flick.

Ellen's first underwear model.

"The Twit and Wisdom of Spencer Cox."

Oklahoma fights to force teachers to pass idiot pupils.

Mr. & Mr. Jesse Tyler Ferguson on why "husband" matters.

Knot together

Olympic icons have been having a bad run lately

Paralympic idol Oscar Pistorius charged with killing GF.

Justin Timberlake's "Suit & Tie" video drops.

Right-wing group made video of "Hillary" having sex with a "panda."

Legal complaint vs. bareback-porn companies.

Franco takes Kimmel on "Gay Town" tour.

The good ol' days when "You Are Gay" was romantic.

The AP is still proudly anti-gay.

HAPPY V-DAY: Deadly new virus found.

Idiotic coach thinks gays ended Olympic wrestling.

Did Kim & Kanya get free pass from TSA?

You may flip for this Burger:

Good Burger

Us (January 7, 2013) leads its new issue with this story about how Kim Kardashian is threatening to leave Instagram over their new policy that they can sell users' images.

Apparently, Instagram is backing down over user outrage. But what I found interesting was that Us itself published a bunch of her photos from Instagram and credited them to "Kim Kardashian." I doubt they asked permission. Magazines using images from social media usually credit the platform and leave it at that. Either way, no public figure would get anywhere suing over the printing of images he or she posted publicly.

Just an interesting copyright issue to me.

A PSY is still a PSY

PSY abjectly apologizes for anti-USA lyrics.

Bob Hope's pre-auction garage sale!

Ann Coulter: Hispanics an underclass.

(Nude) statue of David meets Scruff.

Kathie Lee's Scandalous to heaven.

Boy Culture's new Facebook page.

Britney Spears flaps her gum.

One Million Moms give up on Ellen.

Lindsay Lohan a Wanted woman.

NZ electric company zaps homophobes.

Demi Moore's boytoy = young, not hot.

Kim Kardashian's pussy dies young.

Another new Glee guy.

Chunky but HUNKY.

Jared Leto is such a heel.

Left off my list OOPS #1: William Smith.

Unlike wine, Asian cheesecake doesn't get better with age:

Are you a retrosexual?

In engaging remarks on The View, President Obama talks about his former support of civil unions, his now fully evolved marriage-equality views, his belief that DOMA is not Constitutional and his ignorance of 50 Shades of Grey.

In Star (December 12, 2011), we're treated to the latest in the so-phony-it-hurts Kardashian Drama—Kim says her soon-to-be-ex Kris Humphries is gay.

More interestingly, check out the actual article, which has a page noting what the signs were that Kris might be gay...

Thank God they don't let gays get married in more places—it fucks with the long tradition of straights getting married 100% for money and then divorcing 72 days later.

Kim Kardashian has landed a movie role. I guess we know from her previous work it'll have a memorable climax.