Above, Scott Speedman shows off his perfect body and perfect smile in Us (October 22, 2012). Below, from Star (October 22, 2012), Antonio Sabato Jr. is also anything but all washed up on the beach:

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Above, Enrique Iglesisas smolders in Star (January 16, 2012). Below, it's hapless Kris Humphries looking hot in Life & Style (January 16, 2012):

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In Star (December 12, 2011), we're treated to the latest in the so-phony-it-hurts Kardashian Drama—Kim says her soon-to-be-ex Kris Humphries is gay.

More interestingly, check out the actual article, which has a page noting what the signs were that Kris might be gay...

Above, Jake Gyllenhaal, Joey Lawrence and Johnny Depp are stripped to their swim trunks in Star (October 24, 2011). Below, the same feature offers Derek Hough, Seal, Hugh Jackman, Kris Humphries and Paul Krepelka:

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Above, OK! (September 19, 2011) says "fuck it!" and just goes ahead and includes everyone who looks good shirtless on one page, including Kellan Lutz, Mario Lopez, Zac Efron, Kris Humphries and Matthew McConaughey. Below, Eric "McSteamy" Dane is still a handsome devil (as seen in Life & Style's September 19, 2011 issue), but is it me or is he wasting away?:

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Above is cute Max Greenfield, one of the stars of the upcoming TV series New Girl, as seen in Us (September 12, 2011). Below, it's all about Beckham, bending it like himself on the beach for Life & Style (September 12, 2011):

In Touch (September 12, 2011) treats us to the sexy-but-not-unattainably-sexy body of the next Bachelor, Ben Flajnik:

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From Us (August 22, 2011), Liam Hemsworth continues to torture me by hanging with Miley Cyrus (above). The same issue offers a fetching Zac Efron candid (below):

From In Touch (August 22, 2011), Jake Pavelka and Kris Humphries are looking pretty good pretty shirtless:

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Above, Mark-Paul Gosselaar is all washed up (in a good way) in OK! (August 8, 2011). The same issue coughs up a sweet interview with Joe Manganiello, who clearly gets his position in life: "I'm on the sexiest cast on TV!"

Kellan Lutz struts his stuff in this shot from Us (August 8, 2011):

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Above, check out hirsute Julian Gil from Venue (Mayo/Junio 2011)

Above, from Star (June 27, 2011), Jake runs with brother-in-'Hall Peter Sarsgaard. Below, Us (June 27, 2011) offers up Kris Humphries:

Life & Style (June 27, 2011) catches Prince Harry's nipples performing a 21-gun salute:

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Above, In Touch (June 13, 2011) runs this fetching pic of Kris Humphries; I've cropped out the non-essential fiancée but left in the essential mic. Below, same ish spoils ya more with some Ashton Kutcher:

Supercad Jude Law has supersexy legs in Star (June 13, 2011)...

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