Rosie no: Comic denies she's Bannon-to-be (Video still via ABC)
Calm down — Rosie O'Donnell tweets that the rumor of her playing Steve Bannon is just “an alternate fact.”
Trump randomly declares that the media is deliberately covering up terrorist attacks — that never happened.
Pietro Boselli (Image by Wong Sim for Bench)
Adrian Grenier whacks off on web cam. (Work Unfriendly) Pietro Boselli in Filippino underwear. Chris Pratt in GOTG2.
Where it's Pratt! (Video still via Disney)
Kylie Minogue defeats Kylie Jenner in trademark war. Plus, did she pay $10K for Joshua Sasse's hair transplants? (Pay for mine!)
A 19-year-old had sex with a 14-year-old (GASP.), got 5 to 15 for statutory rape, but it was swapped for probation — if he has no sex until marriage.
Cody Duane Scott Herrera (Image via Crime Watch Daily)
President Obama had a blast on his first post-presidency vacay with Richard Branson.
(Image by Jack Brockway via Richard Branson)
Watch video of Obama's water sports (hey, Trump's not the only one) after the jump ...