422 posts categorized "LADY GAGA"
Above, check out a gallery of 20+ stars, then and now!
Twice a year, I get on a train to New Jersey in the early morning hours, spend a day hustling to get autographs and pic-withs from celebrities who sell those things at an event called Chiller Theatre, then attempt to make it home in one piece. I've had two disastrous experiences—a crippling snowstorm and the time I was overwhelmed by a virus. This time, the worst thing that happened to me was spending hours waiting for a signed picture with Honeymooners star Joyce Randolph, who most people I told the story to thought was long dead. (SPOILER ALERT: She's not.)
For the second time, I arm-twisted my friend John to be my starfucking wingman. How I got him to meet me at 7AM and carry my bag and take all my pic-withs, I'll never know. But I think he has a couple more in him before he refuses the job, which he will...eventually.
Our first roadblock was when we arrived and no shuttle from the Sheraton was there to greet us at the station. A serious-faced young nerd took it upon himself to call the place and, in an almost alarmingly professional tone, inquire as to the fucking whereabouts of our transporation, only to be told they weren't supposed to have shuttles until after 10AM (an hour after the early-bird tickets we held went into effect), but would send one ASAP. Long minutes passed until he called back, only to be told the hotel wouldn't send its first shuttle until 10:50AM! It was beyond stupid for them to leave people at the station like that, though they passively blamed Chiller.
We paid $20 for a town car (the driver was dozing near the train tracks), but the kid rode free since he'd been our mouthpiece.
Keep reading for my take on the stars I encountered...
Summerlin gay boy teams up with RuPaul drag vet.
Gay man named head of Discovery Network.
Laraine Newman remembers Marcia Strassman.
Imagine Angelina Jolie playing Michele Bachmann???
The boy looks good naked:
WHEN HE'S RIGHT...: Elton John thinks young gays don't care about AIDS.
WTF?: Anti-gay airport attacker only eligible for slap on the wrist.
Honey Boo Boo's family isn't funny-stupid, they're stupid-stupid.
“Lady Gaga” is “pregnant.”
Matt Crane is proud of his “large, defined” legs.
Aaron Taylor-Johnson's ass habits.
The most jaded gays ever finally have an outlet.
Right-wing nuts faking pro-choice outlook until post-election.
Another gay hook-up goes very wrong.
Gov. Scott Walker (R-WI) has a Palin-style word-stroke.
Famed Elvis photographer Alfred Wertheimer dies @ 85.
Islamic fundamentalist dies during terror shootings in Ottawa.
Do you wanna go as “Sabrina Duncan” for Halloween?
Bristol Palin cussin' up a STORM after that skankified Alaskan brawl.
Keepin' 'em honest, Anderson Cooper confirms: No HIV risk from towels.
Another fucking idiot jumps the White House fence.
Michael Brown autopsy report released.
Madonna's 28-year-old True Blue hits Top 25 again in the UK.
Gaga facilitates gay on-stage marriage proposal during her ARTPOP Ball Tour.
Insane betch gets caught in chimney.
South Dakota GOP Senate candidate Mike Rounds is a crook?
Reporter who wrote critically of gubernatorial candidate Bruce Rauner (R-IL) resigns.
Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX) was too quick to play that Ebola card.
Elizabeth Pena drank herself do death.
Tina Fey was pissed she could so easily hire Jan Hooks.
New Kimmo Matias album The Ministry of Pornography.
More video of him has now become available (I say this like it's a never-released Truman Capote story or something)...
Lucky Puerto Rican stray dog rescued by Nick Bateman & other models.
President Obama demands review in 2nd U.S. Ebola case.
Martina Navratilova honored in NYC.
House candidate Carl DeMaio blows off sexual harassment charges.
DAME NATION: Angelina Jolie receives honor from Queen Elizabeth.
Lady Gaga subject of oddly vitriolic VH1 hit piece.
Gaga brands Madonna as unhelpful, seems to agree she has no soul.
ART-ON: Madonna kissing Britney.
In a future where curiosity has been outlawed...
Jimmy Carter, 90, hits the campaign trail.
Iowa Senate race tightens.
Probably fake Corey Monteith bareback video leaks.
“Suicidal” August, Osage County actress is missing.
...really knows how to steal scenes. Keep reading to see him in action...
Buzzfeed's latest diva ranking is pretty solid, in that Madonna easily makes #1. The fact that it is a definitive ranking of pop divas makes her the inevitable champeen.
I would rearrange the list a bit...
Even a fright wig can't detract from Lady Gaga's killer rendition of “Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)”.
She and album-mate Tony Bennett have a shot at a #1 album if they can outdo Barbra Streisand's second big week and also Kenny Chesney. There was a truck promoting (and selling, not giving away) Gaga and Bennett's album in front of WeHo's gay mecca The Abbey this weekend. Taking no chances!