Susan Rice has withdrawn her name from consideration to replace Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State, citing the unfortunate politicization of the process and the expense and distraction her nomination would cause. John McCain, Lindsey Graham and Kelly Ayotte can suck it—I'll bet anything that whomever President Obama chooses is the exact person he wanted all along and that this Rice gambit was to draw the Republicans out and make them look bad...which it has.

Listen, Darling...you need help!

Hoarder Ann Miller receives a posthumous intervention.

Being ex-gay can be murder.

Anti-gay NH lawyer arrested for child porn while in court.

Kevin "Elmo" Clash's accuser says he lied about lying.

P!nk's latest acrobatic wonder.

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina) to Romney: "Stop digging."

Glee's Dean Geyer for Bello.

Alaskan newbie (age 23) leading longtime incumbent by 28 votes.

Chinese grandpa models tween clothes, goes viral.

When "public domain" isn't the end of the story.

Blond...James Blond: Daniel Craig with long hair. 

The Beckhams' kid has a future as a cheerleader.

Forty-year-old gay-recruitment poster art.

Seventies ad: I'd like to buy the world a cock...

Miz Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina) has proclaimed that Don't Ask, Don't Tell is "not going anywhere" in the lame-duck session because all the Republicans will oppose its repeal in lockstep and besides all that he wants to see a study asking the rank-and-file if the policy should be repealed, not how to deal with its repeal.

You know, I don't recall DADT applying to the Senate, so can't any of you understandably shame-faced queens who've had sex with this monstrosity break your silence and put Lindsey out of the closet since he won't come out of it willingly? (And don't tell me he's on a personal journey and isn't ready yet.)