2276 posts categorized "MADONNA"

Oct 31 2014
You Have Placed A Chiller In My Heart: A Return Trip To Old Jersey Comments (0)
  Then-now-Jeremy-Jackson 19-Jeremy Then-now-Joyce-Randolph 1-Dawn Then-now-Dawn-Wells 18-Jimmie Then-now-Good-Times 10-Marion-Ross Then-now-Marion-Ross 3-Cindy Then-now-Cindy-Williams 4-David Then-now-David-Chokachi 11-Sally Then-now-Sally-Kellerman 12-Tatum Then-now-Tatum-O'Neal 13-Teri Then-now-Teri-Garr 17-Jimmy-Kristy Then-now-Jimmy-Kristy-McNichol 2-Ann Then-now-ann-cusack 5-Debby Then-now-Debby-Boone 6-Diana Then-now-Diana-Canova 7-Jaason Then-now-Jaason-Simmons 8-John Then-now-John-Amos 9-Zacherle Then-now-John-Zacherle 14-Traci Then-now-Traci-Lords 15-Tracy Then-now-Tracy-Reiner 16-Martin Then-now-Village-of-the-Damned

Above, check out a gallery of 20+ stars, then and now!

Twice a year, I get on a train to New Jersey in the early morning hours, spend a day hustling to get autographs and pic-withs from celebrities who sell those things at an event called Chiller Theatre, then attempt to make it home in one piece. I've had two disastrous experiences—a crippling snowstorm and the time I was overwhelmed by a virus. This time, the worst thing that happened to me was spending hours waiting for a signed picture with Honeymooners star Joyce Randolph, who most people I told the story to thought was long dead. (SPOILER ALERT: She's not.)

Chiller-Theatre

For the second time, I arm-twisted my friend John to be my starfucking wingman. How I got him to meet me at 7AM and carry my bag and take all my pic-withs, I'll never know. But I think he has a couple more in him before he refuses the job, which he will...eventually.

MusclesHe was assisting—and upstaging?—the Baywatch boys.

Our first roadblock was when we arrived and no shuttle from the Sheraton was there to greet us at the station. A serious-faced young nerd took it upon himself to call the place and, in an almost alarmingly professional tone, inquire as to the fucking whereabouts of our transporation, only to be told they weren't supposed to have shuttles until after 10AM (an hour after the early-bird tickets we held went into effect), but would send one ASAP. Long minutes passed until he called back, only to be told the hotel wouldn't send its first shuttle until 10:50AM! It was beyond stupid for them to leave people at the station like that, though they passively blamed Chiller.

We paid $20 for a town car (the driver was dozing near the train tracks), but the kid rode free since he'd been our mouthpiece.

Keep reading for my take on the stars I encountered...

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Need To Know: Deckerheads + Junk'd + I LOVE LOONY + Madonna's Single Soon Ready To Mingle? + Elsa Rules + MORE! Comments (0)

Shirtless-Eric-DeckerOn Decker

*widget boy culturePictures of Eric Decker will make you hard if you have a penis.

*widget boy cultureBruce Jenner's penis gets bullied on golf course, he responds with self-deprecation.

*widget boy cultureForget Jesus, Kim Kardashian thinks she's more popular than Lucy.

*widget boy cultureHow to handle yourself at a urinal.

*widget boy cultureamfAR gala brings out Diana Ross, Miley Cyrus, Rihanna & more.

*widget boy cultureDiplo claims Madonna's next album's  first single is chosen, is his.

*widget boy cultureThe ultimate Halloween costume.

*widget boy cultureHalloween music mix!

*widget boy cultureTeacher admits “killing all black people” is on her bucket list.

*widget boy cultureSen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) plays to white men in off-color remark.

*widget boy cultureMILLENNIAL HORROR STORY: Like, OMG, this is so...like...scary.

*widget boy cultureJessica Lange killing it as a former dominatrix on AHS.

Tumblr_ne8qi5AXJy1qcbk34o1_250Her name is Elsa... 

 
Oct 30 2014
Having A Ball Comments (0)

Madonna

Madonna is looking incredible at the 2014 Black Ball. People who attack her for desperately seeking youth are mostly just jealous that she has #foundit.

 
Submitted With Comment Comments (0)

Madonna-Nas
Madonna with Nas, who apparently secretes a hallucinogenic substance from his skin like an exotic toad.

 
Madonna's Last Stand-Up Comments (0)

Nadya-Ginsburg

Madonna meets both Winona Ryder and Cher...

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Oct 28 2014
Alpha Kids Comments (0)

Madonna-kids

Those adorable kids you've seen workin' it out to Madonna are now showing off their alphabetical skills using her musical catalogue. Lemme tell ya, “A” is for “adorable”...

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Madonna Dearest Comments (0)

Madonna

“Madonna” takes questions from VH1 viewers...

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Oct 27 2014
Need To Know: Desperately Seeking Hoodies + Jennifer, Justin Time + Rumor Control + Psychic Friends + MORE! Comments (0)

Madonna-hoodieGet into the hood...

*widget boy cultureCheap way to rock the Madonna Desperately Seeking Susan look.

*widget boy cultureJennifer Aniston got married/broke up.

*widget boy cultureRumer Willis doesn't want to be retouched.

*widget boy cultureNurse held for hours due to Cuomo/Christie Ebola measures hires lawyer.

*widget boy cultureKris Jenner has no shame.

*widget boy cultureNancy Reagan was fucking nuts. Proof? She spent $3K a month on an astrologer.

*widget boy cultureMama June is a terrible person: The sequel.

*widget boy cultureRobin Williams's gay-themed film may not be released.

*widget boy cultureSee how he looks in his undies:

UnderwearTook it off