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Jan 04 2017
Promptly Parodied Comments (0)

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Stephen Colbert takes the piss out of Mariah, albeit rather gently ...

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Jan 03 2017
Dick (Clark) Move: MORTIFIED Mariah Speaks! Comments (0)

Mariah Carey is speaking a little more fully than a tweet about her NYE nightmare, and she isn't done blaming Dick Clark Productions.

Still, in her EW chat, she sings the praises of the late Dick Clark himself:

All I can say is Dick Clark was an incredible person and I was lucky enough to work with him when I first started in the music business. I’m of the opinion that Dick Clark would not have let an artist go through that and he would have been as mortified as I was in real time.

Mariah also uses the interview to talk up her reality series Mariah's World and her upcoming Lionel Richie tour. Hm.

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Meanwhile, it's Donny & Mariah! Marie Osmond is defending Mariah, but maybe in a way Mariah wouldn't love. See, Mariah insists she was not going to lip-synch on NYE, even though she did, in fact, 100% lip-synch “Auld Lang Syne” and “We Belong Together,” and “Emotions” seemed to have all her high notes on its track. But Marie's defense, reported by Us Weekly, is:

High-five to her for not walking offstage. When you can't hear, you can't hear ... Just so you know, most of those big shows are [lip-synched] because they don't want a mishap.

I still say these ladies handled it better.

As for New Year's Eve's least qualified host, Jenny McCarthy is providing less cover for Carey than that beaded bathing suit/fishnet combo. In fact, she really comes for her:


Jan 02 2017
She Did What She Hadda Do: Epic Diva Disasters Onstage — Who Persevered, Who Melted Down? Comments (0)
The above Céline perf wasn't a disaster, but its conceptual badness is this post's theme.

In light of Mariah Carey's NYE nightmare, check out these OMG-disastrous performances from some of the world's top divas.

Hey, it happens ...

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6-PACK — Mariah Sabotaged? + Berlanti & Rogers Engaged + ISIS Claims Istanbul Attack + Trump For $ale + Cambodian Porn Hunt + Naked Came The Movie Actor! Comments (0)

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WIDGETTeam Mariah absurdly believed Dick Clark Productions intentionally “sabotaged” her Times Square performance (!), DCP pushes back.

WIDGETProducer Greg Berlanti and soccer star Robbie Rogers announce engagement.

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WIDGETISIS claims responsibility for horrifying NYE attack in Istanbul.

WIDGETUNPRESIDENTED: President-elect Trump sells access to himself for NYE, nets $420K.

WIDGETCambodia seeks to arrest three men who allegedly Photoshopped its king into gay-porn scene.

WIDGETWait till he gets his Hanes on you:

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Jan 01 2017
Good-Bye, 2016: Mariah's Quip Says It All. Plus, Do NOT Miss This Parody! Comments (0)

By the way, if you wanna laugh your fat ass off, keep reading for a parody video with imaginary Mariah vocals to fill in all that space when she was just walking around ...

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Mariah Carey's Reputation As A Live Performer: The Final Celeb Victim Of 2016 Comments (0)

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Um, wow.

Mariah Carey's highly anticipated, so-called live performance on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve must've had Dick rolling over in his grave. The attitudinous songbird, clearly struggling with an off-kilter vocal track (what, me lip-synch?) pretty much gave the fuck up on singing “Emotions,” wandering the stage as she spoke over her pre-recorded vocals (including the high note, hmmm).

Clearly pissed, her next song was just as bad, resulting in moments when her lip-synch fail rivalled Ashlee Simpson's. Hey, at least Ashlee vodeo-doed offstage when she got caught miming. Mariah just took the mic away from her face and seethed.

Girl needs to rehearse more and foist fake romances on the public less.

Keep reading to see snippets of both bombs and also for the whole, sad mess ...

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Dec 19 2016
6-PACK — Doritos Meets 84-Year-Old Walter Mercado + Mariah Carey Knows Very Few People + RIP China Machado + Madonna Movies + Seasonal Beats! Comments (0)

2d1e652f0126582184b935b7f38d30b8Vintage Steve Reeves. Will you sign my ... oh, uh. Now that I have your attention:

WIDGETBest. Doritos. Ad. Ever! Starring Walter Mercado: 

WIDGETMariah Carey does not know Demi Lovato either: 

WIDGETChina Machado, first non-white cover of Harper's Bazaar (1959), dies @ 87: 

WIDGET5 details of that unproduced Madonna script. Plus, another Madonna documentary may be in the works. Follow here.

WIDGETTrump-loving Susan Olsen is sorry she hurt “the real” gay community with her words, but finds it hilarious people call her anti-LGBTQ.

WIDGETSome seasonal beats:

Dec 03 2016
6-PACK — Speedo Machine + Trump's Unfit To Be Tied + Will He Always Be Mariah's Baby? + FIXER UPPER Fix Is In + Pissed-Off Republic Of China + Chris Pratty Fantasy Material! Comments (0)

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WIDGETWho is this man, and why was he forced to buy a Speedo out of a vending machine? Whose chest is this?

WIDGETHALF-WINDSOR-GATE: On Donald Trump and his Scotch-taped tie.

WIDGETMariah Carey has a HOT new beau, holds hands with him onstage at VH1 Divas Holiday Unsilent Night taping.

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WIDGETFixer Upper couple's anti-gay pastor says he isn't anti-gay.

WIDGETChina lodges complaint over Trump's ill-advised, unprecedented call to Taiwan. He's. Not. Even. POTUS. Yet.

WIDGETAfter the jump, Nick Offerman's book contains some erotic illustrations of Chris Pratt ...

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