Auntie Mamie
Mamie Van Doren—80 and still a girl gone wild—reminisces about her Hollywood years in this juicy interview from Norway.
At a Golden Globes ceremony, after spending some time sitting "on the john for a long time" because she feared running into Marilyn Monroe for the first time since she'd been rebranded in her image, she finally heard Marilyn giggling and came out to face her:
"She hadn't seen me since I'd become Mamie and so when I got out there she says, 'Well, I see you finally made it—I knew you'd make it someplace, you know. Now you're Mamie and I'm no longer Norma Jeane, I'm Marilyn Monroe. I felt better after I talked to her."
Mamie recalls having to be a quadruple threat:
"You had to be able to sing, dance, act and, uh, fuck the right producer! [Laughs]...That's probably why I didn't get some of the movies I didn't get."
Kissing co-stars
Finally, her memories of the Doris Day/Clark Gable film Teacher's Pet (1958) sound more interesting than the film itself:
"I was lucky enough to be able to do a movie with [Clark Gable] and kiss 'im, I had a kissing scene with 'im and they cut it out because it was too juicy, I guess...I was a good kisser, too, so between the two of us, y'know, and then we finish it off in the dressing room, yeah."