I'M LATE, BUT...: Jock Mario Gotze shows off his impressive bulge. (Work Unfriendly)

The "daddy" thing is new???

One Direction members share a snog.

Breckin Meyer & Mark-Paul Gosselaar go nude.

BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER: See the all-black, all-male Prancing Elites.

TV cook Nigella Lawson assaulted by her husband.

S.F. Examiner provokes with free Michelle Shocked concert during Pride.

2Wink Australia launched H20 swim trunks..."just add water."

Wet, hot, Australian summer.

Star (May 6, 2013) offers up shirtless shots of Kellan Lutz, The Wanted's Max George, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Andy Cohen, Ryan Lochte and Channing Tatum.

In Us (April 15, 2013), Patrick Dempsey plays a game while relaxing in Cabo, yet if I were vacationing with him I'm sure I'd be tense just all the time. Below, Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Mario Lopez have a bod-off in In Touch (April 15, 2013):

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Model and actor Douglas Booth is the latest to fit himself into Bruce Weber's aesthetic, as seen in Vman (Spring/Summer 2013). Below, Philippe Vogelenzang captures actor Ansel Elgort in the same issue:

And in the same issue, Carlos Serrao offers up actor Alden Ehrenreich:

Josh Samman, Dylan Andrews, Jimmy Quinlan and Uriah Hall from The Ultimate Fighters, as seen in Entertainment Weekly (March 29, 2013):

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Eleazar Gomez is adorable as anything in TV y Novelas (February 11, 2013). Below, the same mag also has a shirtless Salvador Zerboni and Roberto Assad:

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Above, Mark-Paul Gosselaar is all washed up (in a good way) in OK! (August 8, 2011). The same issue coughs up a sweet interview with Joe Manganiello, who clearly gets his position in life: "I'm on the sexiest cast on TV!"

Kellan Lutz struts his stuff in this shot from Us (August 8, 2011):

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John Barrowman makes the cut, as do the gay power couple below

AfterElton has published its Hot 100 (lawyers for Billboard, are you listening?) and—surprisingly!—the top seven are all out. Also surprisingly, there are only six men of color on the entire list. Yes, this counts Hispanics! This blows my mind. The site charitably decides it's probably due to a lack of diversity in the entertainment world (really?). Maybe the list needs to be vetted closely to be sure some of the guys aren't secretly men of color—you know, like how Mark-Paul Gosselaar—who didn't make the list—is Asian. Yup, he's an American dewd with a Dutch dad and an Indonesian mom.

P.S. Can anyone please prove to me that the picture used to illustrate #47 (really??? that low???) Bradley Cooper is him? I've challenged this shot before. I don't think it's him:

Scumball Dustin Diamond—who introduced way too many people to the term "Dirty Sanchez"—is finally coming out with his rumored tell-all on Saved By the Bell, a show that came out way after I was watching such things. Excerpted in this week's Us (October 5, 2009), the book claims:

**The episode about a drug PSA was made ironic by the "off-camera drinking and recreational drugs being indulged by the cast members during that time".

**Mark-Paul Gosselaar pumped up with steroids prior to the 1994 prime-time spin-off.

**Tiffani Thiessen slept her way to the...wherever it is that she ended up.

**Mario Lopez really is the biggest manslut of all time, hitting on "every costar, every extra, every production assistant and every fan he found himself sitting next to". Diamond also rehashes claims that Lopez date-raped a girl in 1993, which he says NBC covered up with a pay-off.

**Neil Patrick Harris was "an asshole" and Fred Savage was "a douche nozzle"