Above: Matt Damon, Illuminati member, goes on a toilet strike.

Exxon-Mobil accused of anti-gay bias.

President Obama hands Carole King the Gershwin Award.

Latest ES undies collection is a sight for whore eyes.

No gay sex in 5 years? Give blood in Canada.

Anti-Muslim attacks as Woolwich retribution.

Boy Scouts of America begin deliberations on gay scouts.

Buff cadets climb greased obelisk.

Kenneth & his bro have a Fontaine/de Haviland scene brewing.

Right-to-lifer thinks getting raped is like being in a flood.

David Cameron "proud" of marriage-equality vote. 

Dying, he set out to become a famous musician. And is.

Salt Lake City, UT, has most same-sex parents.

Gay tcotchkes, with a % of profits going to LGBT charity.

The rainbow connection.

Above: "Noah's Gay Wedding Cruise: MarriageEvolved Edition" goes on sale.

Mr. Pippin, Orion Griffiths, wins 7th Annual Broadway Beauty Pageant.

Virginia GOP nominee might be craziest right-winger yet.

"Gif" is pronounced "jif." Who knew, besides Dina Martina?

Giorgio Moroder, 73 plays his first DJ set.

Daft Punk bonus track "Horizon" appears.

Via Towleroad: Man, 30, underwear-dances with himself, 20:

Why Madonna has endured for 30 years.

Madonna & Li'l Wayne on Nicki Minaj's road to Billboard.

Yet another racist claims his racism wasn't racism.

Anti-gay nutjob's suicide note. See you in hell!

Jailed Pussy Riot member begins hunger strike.

New (gay) Dads on the Block share family photos.

Apparently, Lance Armstrong loooves to be gang-rimmed.

Um, I want in on a round, too, but Sheryl Crow was unavailable for comment.

Hot Ballou

Tyson Ballou is summer-ready.

BROKEN NEWS: Phylllis Diller celebrating Barbra Streisand in 2001.

Mitt Romney not a fan of Barack Obama's. (Who cares?)

Colorado Republican storms away angrily from Aurora victim's dad.

Marriage equality in France is a done deal.

Cannes shooter: "It really appears to be a crazy guy." 

Catholic loon Bill Donhue jumps on the IRS wahhh!mbulance.

Jason Bateman & Will Arnett give 'em something' to talk about:

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Holder IDs Deputy Attorney General in AP "scandal."

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Steven Klein uses Matt Woodhouse's ass to sell undies.

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The dog with a seeing-eye cat:

Via Sticky (Work Unfriendly): Actor Peter Calandra was born to be interviewed...and viewed.

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Michael Stokes shoots Alex Minsky.

And you thought your bosses were assholes?

Brazilian judges rule in favor of marriage equality.

Shelter dogs and cats are Colorado's official state pets.

Michele Bachmann more insane than previously thought.

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Natalie Maines is back with "Without You."

"Democrats worship abortion." Oh, my D&C!

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Gov. Mark Dayton (D-Minnesota) officially signs marriage equality into law.

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Even the GOP knows Obama wasn't behind IRS scandal.

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Angelina's kids were supportive during her surgeries.

57 cans of whipped cream later....

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The racist reality of celebrity porn scams.

Is Beyoncé sick and tired, or with child?

Meet Ryan Fogle, our worst spy ever.

Jonathan Groff's gay-themed series picked up by HBO.

Holy roller claims to have Jesus Christ's endorsement.

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Minnesota now has marriage equality!

James Franco off the market?

Idiot confronts wild elephant.

Idiot tries to poach wild elephant, gets trampled.

President Obama heaps scorn on Benghazi witchhunt.

Nick Lachey disappoints Jessica Simpson with gay jokes.

Lesbian characters on TV: R.I.P.

The most adoring, lengthiest post on Joel McCrea EVER.

Guys with guitars drive women crazy. (Guys, too, no?)

Excessive Ben Cohen beefcake.

Michael Douglas on the character he plays: "Liberace loved sex."

Sexually Lee-beration.

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