With reports surfacing that Melania Trump is utterly “miserable” as FLOTUS, this parody takes on new meaning ...
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This feels like watching a nun savage her own back with stones tied to a leather strap, but she looks radiant and I definitely don't knock Hillary for doing the normal and customary thing by attending the inauguration of the person Paul Krugman has wittily dubbed “Donald the Unready.”
I do think today is proof the United States is a failed concept, and going forward, it's just about surviving and trying to pick up the pieces. But knowing it is possible for an incompetent, malevolent billionaire to waltz into the Oval Office kills any faith I will ever have in our system. Period. End.
Ever wonder what internalized homophobia looks like? Exhibit A: Stefano Gabbana - https://t.co/oyam7qStLf— Zack Ford (@ZackFord) January 6, 2017
Stefano Gabbana continues to demonstrate that he is the most narcissistic, anti-LGBTQ-community gay dude in fashion. “Don't call me gay!” ???
Would Hillary Clinton really run for NYC mayor against de Blasio?
Gay man in Australia thrown off bridge, allegedly by straight guy who came onto him and was rejected. Won't walk again, may die.
Outrageous conflicts of interest for Trump's money-grubbing son-in-law Jared Kushner continue to pile up: Chinese dealmaking on the side.
Join Chita Rivera, Brian Stokes Mitchell, Betty Buckley & more at Concert for America: Stand Up, Sing Out! in NYC to benefit liberal causes.
Chippendales allows guys into their shows now, but Vivica A. Fox has a strict rule for her male revue: No gays.
Beck Bennett — SNL's current beefcake — showed up as shirtless Putin on the show last night to gloat over the mincemeat he's made of the U.S. electoral process, and to gift his Manchurian candidate (played by Alec Baldwin) with an Elf on the Shelf equipped with eavesdropping abilities.
Great skit, if you can overlook Cecily Strong as Melania, whose accent is Scottish or something:
More nuanced and just as funny was the later video of Kate McKinnon as Hillary Clinton pluckily asking an elector (beautifully acted by Strong) not to vote for Trump on Monday, AFTER THE JUMP ...
Police release image of person of interest in package bomb that harmed Philly gay man.
If you call Michelle Obama “monkey face” and claim she speaks “ebonic English,” you are a racist.
WALL OF POUND: Modern bricklayer's rear entry.
Tom Ford, whose Nocturnal Animals will have Brian De Palma green with envy, won't dress Melania.
Trump Foundation openly admits it broke its rule of self-dealing in new IRS filing.
Gigi Hadid apologizes for her Melania impersonation, co-host Jay Pharoah does not:
Gay man injured by exploding package in suspected hate crime; LOVE TRUMPS HATE sign on abode.
Trump continues his media-hatred tour, is now warring (again) with The New York Times.
Kellyanne Conway confirms Trump doesn't wanna pursue charges (for what?!) against Hillary to help her heal:
Everyone can relate to/weigh in on etiquette, but THIS Trump story needed more coverage.
Trump set to violate Constitution on Day One of presidency.
PART-TIME 1ST LADY: Melania and Barron won't live in the White House in January.
Pence & Trump won't rule out torture, but McCain said over his dead body. (Win/win!)
John McCain: “I don’t give a damn what the president of the United States wants to do. We will not waterboard.” https://t.co/76dlmuv0mp— Liam Stack (@liamstack) November 19, 2016
Trump's conflicts of interest regarding his businesses are piling up—something's gotta give.