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If I buy a mag to look like Andy Murray, it better not say, “Be born to his parents!” inside.

Reagan's would-be assassin Hinckley gains freedom during DNC week. Swear there's no connection.

Most Bernie voters will become Hillary voters, enthusiastically or not.

Elizabeth Banks hilariously spoofs Donald Trump's narcissistic RNC entrance.

O'Reilly says slaves who built White House were “well-fed and had decent lodgings provided by the government.”

The final word on Donald Trump's taxes: He will not release them. Period. Should be disqualifying. 

Paul Manafort: Trump Has No Investments In Russia And Won't Release His Taxes To ... - https://t.co/GgXmUbWcHX pic.twitter.com/DAj4K5wx6o

— JoeMyGod (@JoeMyGod) July 27, 2016

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Zac Efron is appearing in a ridiculous-sounding movie sequel, allowing him a chance to show off his ridiculous physique on/in Men's Fitness. I will never understand how some gay men can look at this and carp that he isn't their type, but to each his own.

More of Zac here.

Matt Bomer—who made my list of 2015's hottest bods—is looking FAF on Men's Fitness (January/February 2016).

In the piece, the writer illustrates (without intending to) how Bomer's coming out has not made him “that gay actor”:

“Aren’t you on TV?” asks a clerk inside the pro shop of the Oak Tree Gun Club, in Newhall, CA, from behind a counter where visitors can purchase or rent various firearms. Matt Bomer nods and smiles. “I am,” he says. Celebrity sightings do not seem to be a regular occurrence at Oak Tree; unlike basically everywhere else in Greater Los Angeles, there’s no wall of fame of signed head shots, at least that I can see.

“I hate to ask you this,” the clerk replies, “but my wife and I love your show, and she would kill me if I don’t get a picture.” He gives his phone to a colleague, hunches in close to the star of the megahit American Horror Story: Hotel—as well as the films Magic Mike and Magic Mike XXL—and then gives us a very quick instructional on safe handling of a .22 Ruger pistol, which Bomer selected by name from a wall of handguns. “It’s the assassin’s choice,” he tells me. “You’ll see why when you fire it.”

More hotness after the jump ...

Via Men's Fitness: Check out hot Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, showing off his handsomeness in a magazine for (jelly) men.

The Game of Thrones hottie has a good, as well as hot, head on his shoulders about the fleeting quality of fame:

“What I have now is about the show and not about me. I’ve been working in this business for 20 years, and I’m very grateful for what I have, but it’s going to end sooner or later. Should I fall into a depression because I’m not going to have that kind of attention someday? I can’t allow that because it’s just stupid.”

Feels like an awkward stance, but Men's Fitness can't go wrong with this Scott Eastwood cover.

The even hotter Hemsworth, Liam, covers Men's Fitness (December 2014). His advice on how to live your life is, like, deep:

Chris Pratt, to me, is incredibly hot when he's a little porky and when he buffs out for a role. He must've posed for Men's Fitness (July/August 2014) during one of the latter, Guardians of the Galaxy periods, because he's looking tight!

But back to the chub: In the magazine, Pratt addresses his character's noteworthy weight gain on Parks and Recreation, saying it was for art:

“I remember seeing an episode in Season 2, and I was like, 'Goddamn, I've gained some weight,' but then I watched, and it was the funniest I'd ever been on the show. I'm not saying that fat is funny, but misplaced confidence is funny, and 'Andy' is someone who is not fit but walks around like he is. So I went back the next day, and I told [showrunner] Mike Schur, 'I want to gain 20 to 30 pounds.' He said, 'Great.' I'd found this niche: fat and funny.”

I'd take him on the way up or on the way down.

Jon Hamm looks superhot on and in Men's Fitness (May 2014)...and his best asset isn't even spotlighted!