181 posts categorized "NATIONAL ENQUIRER"

Sep 16 2013
B-R-A-_-N-W-A-S_-E-D Comments (0)

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Vanna White's son, 19, grants an interview to National Enquirer (September 23, 2013)—I'm surprised a 19-year-old has ever even heard of it!—about the fact that the man he is shacked up with, a 34-year-old Hare Krishna monk, is more than just his good pal:

"Our relationship is not sexual in the full sence, but we are very close. As far as my sexual preference, I'm undecided. I have had one girlfriend and never had a real boyfriend. We are just happy to be together, loving each other in whatever way possible. Gay? It's possible."

Vanna thinks the man is a cult figure, and I have to say I think she has successfully solved that puzzle.

 
Sep 15 2013
Another Fine Meth Comments (0)
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National Enquirer (September 23, 2013) covers the arrest of Scott Thorson at the infamous Bunny Ranch brothel in Carson City, Nevada. Apparently meth was involved. Thanks, Liberace, you really put this boy on the right path in life.
 
Sep 07 2013
Queen Of The Hill Comments (0)

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National Enquirer (September 16, 2013) claims that a disgruntled ex-employee of Tim McGraw's is about to out him in a tell-all book. That's right, Faith Hill's Tim McGraw, not Kenny Chesney:

"Once, Tim even posed for photos wearing nothing but a cowboy hat, underwear and a smile. Faith fears they are going to surface somewhere down the road."

Yeah, real smoking-gun stuff.

 
Aug 01 2013
Need To Know: Cher Likes That C*nt Madonna, Lewinsky Love Letters, Zimmerman Stops Traffic + MORE Comments (1)

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*widget boy cultureCher unleashes pro-Madonna Twitter love, Monsters attack.

*widget boy cultureWill newly released Monica Lewinsky letters sink Hillary '16? (Uh, no.) Rodrigo-Braga

*widget boy cultureRodrigo Braga washes up on shore.

*widget boy cultureExplain to me why soldiers SHOULDN'T get to hook up?

*widget boy cultureMeet the 3 douchey Democratic senators still "undecided" on ENDA.

*widget boy cultureGeorge Zimmerman in armed TX traffic stop.

*widget boy cultureSharon Stone has never seen porn. For real.

*widget boy cultureON THE BED WITH MADONNA: 1990's "In the Mix" by Mix Masters feat. MC Action.

Madonna-dance-truth-dare-1-largeHouse warming: Madonna dances to the song in Truth or Dare.

 
Taking (Birth) Control: Bindi Irwin Goes To Bat Against Children Having Children Comments (0)

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Via National Enquirer (August 12, 2103): Wanna feel old? That fetching young lady on the left is Bindi Irwin, the daughter of the last Crocodile Hunter. She's tweaking conservatives by speaking out on the importance of family planning, especially for residents of Third World countries:

"Girls as young as me or even younger are having kids and that doesn't seem right to me. There's such a thing as seven-year implants, so if you had a girl that was 11 years old and gave her the seven-year implant, she wouldn't be able to have kids until she was 18. Family planning is so important."

 
Jul 19 2013
Tori's Sunken Treasure Chest Comments (4)
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I've long been fascinated with Tori Spelling's concave cleavage (Loni Anderson has or had it, too). Now, as National Enquirer (July 29, 2013) points out, she seems to have had it corrected. It's like mourning the death of a family member around my apartment.
 
Jul 03 2013
O.J. Simpson: The Deen Of Race Relations Comments (3)
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Via National Enquirer (July 15, 2013): Oh, this should help tamp down all the Paula Deen smack talk.
 
Jun 27 2013
Paula Deen: She's Just Like You! Comments (8)

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National Enquirer  (July 8, 2013)—and before you say it, John Edwards!—has a lengthy take-down of Paula Deen, pointing out that her sins were not confined to maybe once saying the N-word after being robbed, but instead included using it so often one employee called her "her favorite word," blatantly discriminating against her black employees, hiding money in her restaurant so she could sit back and laugh while her poorly-paid black employees frantically searched for it like an Easter-egg hunt and used gay slurs readily:

"Mincey McDonald [former employee] recently spoke with The Enquirer again, and she confirmed that Paula DID use the N-word as recently as 10 years ago, and would also 'refer to homosexuals as f*******.' 'N***** was Paula's favorite word—she used it all the time! I've heard Paula specifically say she 'did not want any n****** working in front of the house as hostesses, waiters or bussers.' Mincey McDonald recalled. 'She only wanted them working in the back of the restaurant where the patrons couldn't see them."

But go ahead and say it's all just silly nonsense and who HASN'T done all of that?