We've got his back, he's got ours

While Obama deals with Sandy, Romney capitalizes.

Romney offers single campaign bus for Sandy aid. 47%? On their own.

Jersey Shore takes a pounding. (Not Snooki.)

Atlantic City knows when to fold 'em.

Joe Simpson cancels on a cutie.

Lady Gaga snaps at Calvin Harris, (he dissed her) repurposes stage in Mexico.

"Strict" mom Madonna buys her 16-year-old an apartment.

Madonna attends Skrillex concert in NOLA.

Kylie offers an Abbey Road Sessions Bundle.

Obama: "War" within GOP if he wins.

Romney lies his ass off in Ohio Jeep ad.

Levi Johnston marries (another) baby mama.

Amy Winehouse: The play!

Crazy teabagger Bachmann might hold her seat.

Crazy teabagger West might lose his seat.

Crazy teabagger Walsh is gonna lose his seat.

The Tea Party's (almost) overrrr...

From the Sandy shores...

Huge Sandy is a BFD for many states—NYC closes subways, orders evacs.

Earthquake off the coast of Canada.

Nobody cares about climate change.

Gilles Marini strips to underwear, gets soaked.

Minnesota divided over anti-equality Amendment 1.

Obama believes Supreme Court will kill DOMA.

AP: Obama poised to win.

Nate Silver: Obama poised to win.

The New York Times endorses Obama.

Des Moines Register—at center of Obama pissing match—endorses Romney.

Des Moines Register owned by Gannett...which is in biz with Bain.

Ann Romney on U.S. education: "Throw out the system."

Right-wing pollster declares FL "nailed down" by Romney. (In '08, they called it for...McCain.)

Madonna booed by some but also cheered in New Orleans for plugging Obama.

Many Madonna/New Orleans booing uploads to YouTube are fake.

Was Kenneth's uncle gay?

Via Sticky (Work Unfriendly): Trick or trick! Cute boys in revealing Halloween outfits.

Halloweiner

A gay Mardi Gras gallery that can't be bead!