Tatum? I'd date 'im!

Channing Tatum: Sexiest man alive!

Live Nation is making bank offa Madonna & Lady Gaga.

Superstorm Sandy? Watch out for Hurricane Levonia.

Obama has the support of everyone famous. Except Melissa Joan Hart.

Hot or not? Is it really a question?

OH SOS Husted is busted; more election mischief.

Why righties engage in voter suppression.

Douchebag Josh Mandel's own family advertises against him in OH.

Nate Silver says Obama's win percentage is over 91%, EVs @ 314.

UMD students for marriage equality.

A Boy Meets World sequel is in the works.

Boy Meets World's boy and girl's boys and girls meet world

Family matters

Dadvertising: Great spot on parenting.

Malawi suspends anti-gay laws!

Sharon Osbourne had a preventive double mastectomy.

Rihanna's Unapologetic track list includes "Nobody's Business".

New Zealand PM blows off "gay" gaffe.

And How!: No Doubt pulls culturally insensitive video.

Gay love triangle ends in murder, tears.

Voting is a mess in Florida—by design.

Romney's Ohio Jeep ad called a lie by...everyone.

Obama's polling spike not wholly due to Sandy.

Political analyst Larry Sabato: O = 290, R = 248.

The French adore sex...marriage equality? Pas nécessairement.

University of San Diego isn't into gays, either.

Gay and voting for Mitt Romney???

The Mitt hits the fan

Swinger Jon Husted

Ohio's Secretary of State. Jon Husted, is nakedly trying to swing the election by issuing an eleventh-hour directive that will result in the discarding of legal, valid votes.

Gee, I wonder which side his directive will help, the Democrats (who are all but assured of winning Ohio at this time) or the Republicans (who are all but assured of losing Ohio at this time)? You guessed it—he's a big ol' Republican, Bush-look-alike douchebag.

Outrageous.

Nobody named "Papa" could secretly be gay, right?

Lane Garrison: I lived with Papa Joe—he can't be gay!

Recent GOP prez candidate Michele Bachmann...an independent???

FOX fucks up: Bloomberg backs...Romney???

The Economist backs Obama again.

Romney lands a HUGE endorsement, too!

Nutty Romney supporters attempt to explain.

Jodie Foster getting Cecil B. DeMille.

Miley Cyrus does dubstep.

Chrysler Group VP for Product Design tweets Trump: "you are full of shit!"

Bill Clinton doing more campaigning than Mitt Romney.

Bristol Palin knows how to use the Craigslist!

Michelangelo Signorile is one in a hundred!

You can tell gay guys by their pronounced lists

Kidman-meat

Keith Urban has a body of death.

Do NOT call Gene Hackman's wife a "cunt."

Brad Pitt puts his money where his mouth is.

Quel disaster! (Caused by gay people, of course.)

Dylan Williams is camerabait.

"Celine Dion" is a complete witch.

Li'l girl tired of "Bronco Bamma" and Mitt Romney.

Obama's poll numbers keep improving.

If Mitt Romney ran an honest ad, it would be like this.

Here's a visual explanation of why they're called The Wanted.

Rolling around and trading oral with "insatiable" Joe Simpson.

Vote in the Queerties.

Madonna's dancers prank her during MDNA show for Halloween.

Put your claws all over my body...

From not-so-bad to worse

Above: Barack Obama and Mitt Romey are NOT. THE. SAME.

Nate Silver not voting, but if he did, it would be between...Johnson and Romney???

Another poll shows Obama ahead in...Florida???

Ricky Martin drops his pants for charity.

New Sicilian governor is gay! (But an asshole.)

For Sharon Needles, "Everyday (sic) is Halloween."

Johnny Depp's drag routine for David Furnish.

Breezy Point among hardest hit by Sandy thanks to fire.

Climate-change deniers are "pigs." (Can pigs swim?)

Maryland marriage is on the brink.

Gay Republican faked hate crime, is fired. GOProud still supports.

Mitt Romney's Ohio relief event was a total fraud.

Canned empathy

Half still won't stop for black people

Sandy, biggest U.S. storm ever, devastates the NE.

Pictures of wrecked NYC.

Mayor Bloomberg's sign-language interpreter was fierce.

West Virginia under more than a foot of snow.

President Obama canceling Ohio events, heading to Red Cross.

NJ Gov. Chris Christie heaps praise on...President Obama???

Heckuva Job Brownie—Katrina's enabler—has advice for...President Obama???

Romney pretends not to hear FEMA questions.

Why doesn't Romney just give $10 million to Sandy relief?

Romney holds useless relief event for Sandy, politics front and center.

"You're Fired!" up, ready to go

We've got his back, he's got ours

While Obama deals with Sandy, Romney capitalizes.

Romney offers single campaign bus for Sandy aid. 47%? On their own.

Jersey Shore takes a pounding. (Not Snooki.)

Atlantic City knows when to fold 'em.

Joe Simpson cancels on a cutie.

Lady Gaga snaps at Calvin Harris, (he dissed her) repurposes stage in Mexico.

"Strict" mom Madonna buys her 16-year-old an apartment.

Madonna attends Skrillex concert in NOLA.

Kylie offers an Abbey Road Sessions Bundle.

Obama: "War" within GOP if he wins.

Romney lies his ass off in Ohio Jeep ad.

Levi Johnston marries (another) baby mama.

Amy Winehouse: The play!

Crazy teabagger Bachmann might hold her seat.

Crazy teabagger West might lose his seat.

Crazy teabagger Walsh is gonna lose his seat.

The Tea Party's (almost) overrrr...

A powerful and simple closer from a campaign that has made very few missteps. Obama's chances are up at FiveThirtyEight (to 73.6% as of right now) after a raft of swing-state polls have led Nate Silver to state that Ohio really isn't a toss-up anymore, and Virginia is at least heading in the right left direction, too. Let's hope Sandy doesn't disrupt things too much...