When people who look like this are on the covers of and inside celebrity magazines, it's time to redefine the word "celebrity." This is from OK! (November 5, 2012).

When the tabloids began covering Zac and Vanessa and Miley and Liam, I knew this day would come—we now have OK! (October 22, 2012) with a full-page story filled with juicy gossip about the rumor that Honey Boo Boo is crushing on Teen Mom star Maci Bookout's son Bentley.

If you add the toddlers' ages up, they'd still not only be not yet legal, they'd be not yet 10.

And this is page 1 news for OK!

TV Guide (July 30—August 12, 2012) spoil us with Joe Manganiello (above) and Gabriel Macht (below):

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Above, In Touch (July 30, 2012) shows us that Colin Farrell is back in fighting shape. Below, Star (July 30, 2012) likes not only Colin but Hugh Jackman and Derek Hough, too. And nobody has a shirt on in this post so far:

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Hunter Parrish goes all doe-eyed in Us (July 16, 2012). More man meat after the jump...

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OK!'s "Hollywood's 50 Hottest Bodies!" issue (on sale now through August 27, 2012) makes some good choices, but I prefer my own much tighter edit...

Danell Leyva, gymnast, looking caliente from People en Espanol (Julio 2012), above. From the same issue, Felipe Viel looks hotter than the beach he's on:

In Touch (July 9, 2012) covers real-life male strippers in honor of today's debut of Magic Mike. I recognize Nathan Minor from my trip to Chippendales:

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Us (June 18, 2012) wins for best Joe Manganiello shot from The MTV Movie Awards, but People (June 18, 2012) is a close second:

Charlize Theron looks like Mena Suvari suddenly

Reggie Bush looks okay in OK! (June 11, 2012):

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From OK! (May 14, 2012), dreamy Mark Deklin of GCB poses with his pooch, above. Below, Mark Ruffalo looks as hot as ever in Us (May 14, 2012)...

OK! (April 30, 2012) asks if Lindsay Lohan could ever look like Elizabeth Taylor. No. Next!