106 posts categorized "OSCARS"

Mar 09 2014
Need To Know: Nick Of Time, To The Moon, Tea Sells, Barack H. Obama Won't You Please Go Now, TRASH Pick-Up + MORE! Comments (0)

Nick-JonasNick plays the field.

*widget boy cultureNick Jonas's soccer balls. If Nick makes you horny, this will finish ya off.

*widget boy cultureHere's some MDMA, to your health!

*widget boy cultureHoneymooners star (and "Fake Alice") Sheila MacRae dies at 92.

*widget boy cultureBachmann: Tea Party is an "intellectual movement." (More like bowel movement.)

*widget boy cultureShrill Palin lambastes Obama via Dr. Seuss (probably the only author she's read).

*widget boy cultureObama's foreign policy is not weak, it's effective.

*widget boy cultureFace time via Call Me Adam with Nothing But Trash's sexxxy creatives:

*widget boy cultureCardinal Dolan scared shitless that Pope Francis might endorse civil unions.

*widget boy cultureHOLY SEE-WORD!: The Pope drops the F-bomb accidentally.

*widget boy cultureA Frank Spinelli primer—must-read!

*widget boy cultureLena Dunham brought her brand of funny to SNL.

*widget boy cultureMisgivings about Matthew McConaughey and Dallas Buyers Club.

*widget boy cultureA Work Unfriendly look at nudity that gives "well hung" a dark new meaning.

*widget boy cultureFrancois Sagat will be your mistress tonight:

MadonnaSagatcha, gotcha where he wants ya...

 
Mar 06 2014
Adele Dazeem: The Musical Comments (0)

Adele-Dazeem

Will "Adele Dazeem" ever get old? Probably not. Randy Rainbow's parody after the jump...

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Mar 05 2014
Need To Know: All Mears, Kitsch-Kitsch-Kitsch, Tru Blue, Vlad The Invader, Drastic Plastic + MORE! Comments (0)

Chris-MearsTaking a dive

Boy-CultureChris Mears shucks most of his clothes for Winq.

Boy-CultureTaylor Kitsch is openly gay. It's on the Internet, so it must be true.

Boy-Culture"When I'm single, I don't bareback on purpose usually." Best Truvada read ever. 6a00d83451b8c369e201347ff749cd970c-150wi

Boy-CultureGood news on Truvada.

Boy-CultureHillary (correctly) compares Putin to Hilter.

Boy-CultureMANNEQUIN, TOO: This bitch is crazy. And I love her for it.

Boy-CultureBlake Skjellerup sweetly fanboys out on Jason Collins.

Boy-CultureNick chick blasts Disney tune to get through racy-pix scandal.

Boy-CultureLiza bounced back nicely from Ellen's misfired joke.

Boy-CultureBieber's such a dick, how will they know what to black out?

Boy-CultureIf watching Glee makes you want to kill someone, this is the movie for you.

Boy-CultureIf you noticed Kim Novak looked different, you're a bad person.

Boy-CultureBrett Favre looks really different now. (Is it okay to say that?)

Boy-CulturePope Francis thinks the Catholic Church has done lots against pedophilia.

Boy-CultureSORRY/NOT SORRY: Trohn Javolta understands that he murdered...that girl's...name.

Boy-CultureKirk Cousins thinks Michael Sam needs Jesus, thinks Mary Magdalene was a hooker.

Michael-Sam-Kirk-CousinsOne of these men needs Jesus in him, the other just needs Jésus.

 
Mar 03 2014
Need To Know: The Oscars Were Pretty Fun, Ellen Was Mostly Funny, The Right People Mostly Won Comments (0)

Tumblr_n1vj4pXJ911rl58vno4_500"You deserve this." "I know."

*widget boy cultureThe Oscars (winners here) remind us that Angelina Jolie is a very good person.

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*widget boy cultureHere's a tip: Next time, give the pizza boy some money.

Tumblr_n1uy5d0KwD1qibkfno1_500Indiana Jonesing for carbs.

*widget boy cultureEllen's gimmicky selfie trick was a Samsung semi-coup.

Tumblr_n1ubpuTtzd1qh9nffo1_500Say, "Cheesy!"

*widget boy cultureLet's not think of Kim Novak this way, but instead think of her this way:

Tumblr_n1otv2QhlL1riyibxo3_500What black magic has her surgeon been up to?

*widget boy cultureStill, Kim thought Goldie Hawn looked just GREAT.

Goldie_hawn_oscars_face_2014_19h80ln-19h819uFoul play.

*widget boy cultureJohn Travolta is our Liberace:

John-Travolta"I wish my brother Dick was here."

*widget boy cultureOf course, Travolta has launched the Twitter career of Adela Dazeem:

*widget boy cultureOscar viewership hit a 10-year high on Ellen's watch.

Tumblr_n1vh0b0tqq1rtx5ico3_400"What kind of disease do I need to get to win a fuckin' award, huh???"

*widget boy cultureLeo loses to Matt, Matt snubs AIDS, Jared snubs no one.

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*widget boy cultureJennifer goes for Lupita's gold, but is headed for a big fall.

Tumblr_n1u7m9vhMu1snj5pto2_400Once is cute, twice is rehab.

*widget boy cultureLupita's the first African to win an Oscar.

Tumblr_n1udym9DHs1qh9nffo1_500Kenya believe it???

*widget boy cultureNext Oscars will be all about Airplane vs. Volcano.

*widget boy cultureDarlene Love was 20 feet from every star, not about to miss her big break:

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*widget boy cultureLady Gaga was at the Oscars. No one cared.

Tumblr_n1u6u0Gj7n1t1rvzco4_250And the crowd goes mild.

*widget boy cultureMadonna's after-party was the be-all, end-all.

MadonnaMadonna gave Jane Krakowski (sur)realness!

*widget boy cultureNOW SHE'S A BLUE-HAIR: Liza's hair was everything at the Oscars:

Tumblr_n1u1c2bjtX1s9dykmo1_400Reminds me of her Results-era 'do.

 
Mar 02 2014
And The Winner Is...Not Here: Oscar's Greatest Proxies Comments (0)

OscarsCan't accept, won't accept, would've loved to accept

You would think anyone nominated for an Oscar would make a point of being at the ceremony...just in case! But quite a few winners have been unable to attend for reasons varying from work to disdain to death.

Check out these looks back at some famous—and some surprising, if, for example, you don't remember Raquel Welch accepting for Goldie Hawn!—proxy acceptances...

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Jan 30 2014
Need To Know: Ball Or Nothing At All, Straight Fitness Models = Oxymorons, Oscar Shade + MORE! Comments (0)

Ass-jockHavin' a ball, wishin' you were here.

*widget boy cultureABOVE: Guy with one ball.

*widget boy cultureFitness models Jamie Dominic & Alistair Swodeck sex tape. (Work VERY Unfriendly.) Screen Shot 2014-01-29 at 10.58.06 PM

*widget boy cultureCrappy (but improving) Sean Saves the World gets axed.

*widget boy cultureWonder if this necklace comes w/a matching roach clip?

*widget boy cultureGay anthem "Oh Father" by Anthony Starble.

*widget boy cultureNick & Aaron Carter call out the Biebs.

*widget boy cultureAndy Roddick gives you Jay-Z realness.

*widget boy cultureMore fist-shaking at gay assholes who spewed Grammys vitriol.

*widget boy cultureIf Madonna looks bad & silly @ 55 to you here, I want to look bad and silly @ 55.

*widget boy cultureGossip maven claims Macklemore was gay escort. Based on nothing. At all.

*widget boy cultureHe crashes into a chicken place, strips and JOs.

*widget boy cultureChristian movie's surprise Oscar nomination surprisingly rescindedShade.

*widget boy cultureIt's not right, but it's cats vs. kids and it will make you pee, litterbox or no.

*widget boy cultureOMG ON-J!: Olivia Newton-John's Vegas residency confirmed.

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Jan 12 2014
Jeez, Luise!: Luise Rainer Turns 104 Comments (0)

Luise-Rainer

Luise Rainer, the oldest living Oscar winner (she won two in a row as Best Actress in the '30s), turns—get ready for this—104 today. To put that into perspective, she's only four years younger than Greta Garbo would be today, and Garbo's been dead nearly a quarter of a century...after living to a fairly ripe old age!

Tumblr_m6mx0k8Apr1qan75no1_500From The Great Ziegfeld (1936)

Rainer is within striking distance of becoming that rarest of things—a supercentenarian (110+) famous for more than longevity alone.

 
Jan 04 2014
Old Glory Comments (0)

June-Squibb

The only people nominated for acting Oscars who were in their eighties were all women...good news for 80something June Squibb, who deserves to win for Nebraska.