104 posts categorized "PAUL RYAN"

Nov 07 2012
Need To Know: Forward Comments (0)

Barack-Obama-hair-flag-ladyThe lady with the flag in her hair was a scene-stealer. Aretha wants one NOW.

Widget boy culturePresident Barack Obama's instant-classic 2 a.m. victory speech.

Widget boy cultureWhy his win is, in fact, a mandate.

Widget boy cultureMitt Romney's brief but conciliatory concession. Tammy-Baldwin

Widget boy cultureTammy Baldwin's powerful victory speech.

Widget boy cultureTommy Thompson's deflated concession speech.

Widget boy cultureElizabeth Warren's exhilarated victory speech.

Widget boy cultureScott Brown's defensive concession speech.

Widget boy cultureClaire McCaskill's against-all-odds victory speech.

Widget boy cultureTodd Akin's must-see revolting cunt-cession speech. Barack-Obama-Michelle

Widget boy cultureHeidi Heitkamp (D) narrowly defeats Rick Berg (R) in ND.

Widget boy cultureJon Tester (D) looks set to beat Denny Rehberg (R) in MT.

Widget boy cultureGabby Giffords' aide slightly behind in race to succeed her in AZ.

Widget boy cultureOpenly gay Richard Tisei (R) loses to John Tierney (D) in MA.

Widget boy cultureMichele Bachmann (RX100) beats Jim Graves (D) in MN...barely.

Widget boy cultureAllen West (RX1,000) probably loses to Patrick Murphy (D) in FL...barely.

Widget boy cultureJeff Flake (R) defeats Richard Carmona (D) in AZ.

Widget boy cultureSenate will have highest % of females ever...at 18%.

Widget boy cultureGA won by Romney, but by less than 8%. Swing state '16.

Widget boy cultureAll four marriage-equality votes favored the good guys.

Widget boy cultureOH newswoman has zero integrity, sick of talking about it.

Widget boy cultureGOProud not only stupid, but also bitter.

Widget boy cultureBrian Williams on Trump: "Driven well past the last exit to relevance."

Drunk-Diane-Sawyer"Hey, guysh...if you wanna hear shum shtuff, I'll tell yas shum Nixshun shtuff...whee!"

Widget boy cultureProjection: Diane Sawyer is sleeping it off right now.

Widget boy cultureCO, WA & MA chillax on the pot issue.

Widget boy cultureL.A.: Porn performers must wear condoms. MADONNA STRIPS OBAMA

Widget boy cultureMadonna thrills at news of Obama's victory. Strips.

Widget boy cultureOther stars react to President Obama's big win.

Widget boy cultureKarl Rove refuses to accept reality. Worked in '00. Not this time.

Karl-Rove-OhioThis turd has blossomed

 
A Romney/Ryan '12 Playlist Comments (3)

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Look, I'm not a former candidate—I don't need to be classy. And it's great that Mitt Romney gave a classy, gracious concession speech (eventually), but it only came after months of saying and doing horrendous things that threatened many things I hold dear. So if you're feeling groovy and don't want any post-election snark, skip this. Otherwise, here's my Romney/Ryan playlist—my last post on their losing ticket.

"WonkaMix (Willy Wonka You Lose Remix)" by Various

"It Isn't, It Wasn't, It Ain't Never Gonna Be" by Aretha Franklin & Whitney Houston

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Need To Know: Electoral College Edition Comments (5)

Obama_Oct_2010"Chill out—he had this!"

Widget boy cultureLesbian Tammy Baldwin (D) beats out Tommy Thompson (R) in WI.

Widget boy cultureOut former Clinton staffer Sean Patrick Maloney (D) beats Nan Hayworth (R) in NY.

Widget boy cultureMaine to marriage equality: We do! (MD: Us, too!)

Widget boy cultureClaire McCaskill (D) shuts down Todd Akin (Rape) in MO. Elizabeth-Warren

Widget boy cultureElizabeth Warren (D) unseats Scott Brown (R) in MA.

Widget boy cultureKirsten Gillibrand (D) easily wins a full term in NY.

Widget boy cultureSherrod Brown (D) wins vs. unspeakable douchebag in OH.

Widget boy cultureLinda McMahon (R) pinned by Chris Murphy (D) in CT.

Widget boy cultureJoe Donnelly (D) aborts Richard Mourdock (R) in IN.

Widget boy cultureTim Kaine (D) trounces George "Macaca" Allen in VA. Tammy_Baldwin

Widget boy cultureBill Nelson (D) strikes out Connie Mack (R) in FL.

Widget boy cultureBill Casey (D) wins—no clever verbiage—vs. Tom Smith (R) in PA.

Widget boy cultureIn MA, Kennedy (D) scores Barney Frank's seat. (Stop it.)

Widget boy cultureTammy Duckworth (D) vanquishes deadbeat dad Joe Walsh (R) in IL.

Widget boy cultureMazie Hirono (D) defeats ex-guv Linda Lingle (R) in HI.

Widget boy cultureRedskins game that predicted Obama loss was botched by ref.

Widget boy cultureBill O'Reilly thinks all O voters are freeloaders.

Widget boy cultureGOP to hold onto the House of Representatives.

Widget boy cultureKarl Rove literally thinks he owns FOX News.

Widget boy cultureDonald Trump should be arrested for treason. For real.

Widget boy cultureAnd finally, Sarah Palin looks HIDEOUS:

Sarah-PalinVia Perez.

 
Nov 06 2012
Re-Election Day! Comments (5)

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And finally, from here:

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Enjoy!

If Romney won't concede soon, President Obama should simply give his victory speech before Romney has conceded.

 
How Will The Cookie Crumble? Comments (3)

Barack-Obama-Mitt-Romney-cookiesEleni's in Manhattan does candidate cookies every cycle

My final predictions for how the U.S. presidential election will shake out:

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Bush Votes For...Obama??? Comments (2)

George-W-Bush-votes-for-ObamaOur own little "cast"-off

Apparently, George W. Bush voted for Barack Obama today.

Accidentally.

I still hate everyone who ever voted for him in spite of the humor of this (fake) story.

 
Need To Know: An Election Lasting More Than Four Hours Comments (1)

Obama-tear-crying-cropped-proto-custom_28Tearin' it up

Widget boy cultureObama goes emo in Iowa: "It's up to you."

Widget boy cultureSpringsteen & Jay-Z hype up WI for the other Boss. Young-bigot

Widget boy cultureYoung bigots explain their views: It's the Bible.

Widget boy cultureThe candidates court the football crowd.

Widget boy cultureCNN on Obama today: "Hangs out" in Chicago, "lies low."

Widget boy cultureLittle girl supports marriage equality.

Widget boy cultureProtect Marriage Maine really hates the gays.

Widget boy cultureIrish bettor pays out on Obama bets two days early!

Widget boy cultureInTrade is also bullish on President Obama's chances.

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Widget boy cultureFOX News is afraid of black men. Literally.

Widget boy cultureObama wins 23-9-2 in Hart's Location, NH, ties 5-5 in Dixville Notch.

Widget boy cultureChris Christie blew off Romney even worse behind-the-scenes.

Widget boy cultureMap always favored Obama—still does.

Widget boy cultureAll poll closing times.

Widget boy cultureMichelle Obama: Vote!

 
PA Election Fraud? Comments (0)

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This video that follows is fucking annoying—a voter in Pennsylvania attempts to vote for Barack Obama, but the machine records it as a vote for Mitt Romney. Some are saying it's "miscalibrated." Um, I think it's probably been calibrated just the way it was supposed to be—by someone who belongs in jail.

That is, unless it's faked. Which would be even more annoying...

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Biden His Time Comments (0)
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When voting today, Joe Biden mentioned he doesn't think this is the last time he'll ever vote for himself (as it was President Obama's last time when he early-voted). That was the sound of Hillary Clinton muttering, "You gotta be shittin' me."
 
Need To Know Comments (1)

Channing-tatumTatum? I'd date 'im!

Widget boy cultureChanning Tatum: Sexiest man alive!

Widget boy cultureLive Nation is making bank offa Madonna & Lady Gaga.

Widget boy cultureSuperstorm Sandy? Watch out for Hurricane Levonia.

Widget boy cultureObama has the support of everyone famous. Except Melissa Joan Hart. Shirtless

Widget boy cultureHot or not? Is it really a question?

Widget boy cultureOH SOS Husted is busted; more election mischief.

Widget boy cultureWhy righties engage in voter suppression.

Widget boy cultureDouchebag Josh Mandel's own family advertises against him in OH.

Widget boy cultureNate Silver says Obama's win percentage is over 91%, EVs @ 314.

Widget boy cultureUMD students for marriage equality.

Widget boy cultureA Boy Meets World sequel is in the works.

Boy-meets-world-img-1Boy Meets World's boy and girl's boys and girls meet world