And finally, from here:
Enjoy!
If Romney won't concede soon, President Obama should simply give his victory speech before Romney has conceded.
Eleni's in Manhattan does candidate cookies every cycle
My final predictions for how the U.S. presidential election will shake out:
Our own little "cast"-off
Apparently, George W. Bush voted for Barack Obama today.
Accidentally.
I still hate everyone who ever voted for him in spite of the humor of this (fake) story.
Tearin' it up
Obama goes emo in Iowa: "It's up to you."
Springsteen & Jay-Z hype up WI for the other Boss.
Young bigots explain their views: It's the Bible.
The candidates court the football crowd.
CNN on Obama today: "Hangs out" in Chicago, "lies low."
Little girl supports marriage equality.
Protect Marriage Maine really hates the gays.
Irish bettor pays out on Obama bets two days early!
InTrade is also bullish on President Obama's chances.
FOX News is afraid of black men. Literally.
Obama wins 23-9-2 in Hart's Location, NH, ties 5-5 in Dixville Notch.
Chris Christie blew off Romney even worse behind-the-scenes.
Map always favored Obama—still does.
All poll closing times.
Michelle Obama: Vote!
This video that follows is fucking annoying—a voter in Pennsylvania attempts to vote for Barack Obama, but the machine records it as a vote for Mitt Romney. Some are saying it's "miscalibrated." Um, I think it's probably been calibrated just the way it was supposed to be—by someone who belongs in jail.
That is, unless it's faked. Which would be even more annoying...
Tatum? I'd date 'im!
Channing Tatum: Sexiest man alive!
Live Nation is making bank offa Madonna & Lady Gaga.
Superstorm Sandy? Watch out for Hurricane Levonia.
Obama has the support of everyone famous. Except Melissa Joan Hart.
Hot or not? Is it really a question?
OH SOS Husted is busted; more election mischief.
Why righties engage in voter suppression.
Douchebag Josh Mandel's own family advertises against him in OH.
Nate Silver says Obama's win percentage is over 91%, EVs @ 314.
UMD students for marriage equality.
A Boy Meets World sequel is in the works.
Boy Meets World's boy and girl's boys and girls meet world
"Lotus" blossoms
More of Christina Aguilera's album is previewed.
Lady Gaga brags on her perfume's success.
Madonna on Gaga: "I invited her to sing with me on stage—she turned me down."
Cheyenne Jackson flaunts skin in his new show.
Sarah Palin endorses Romney/Ryan—36 hours out.
Ex-NJ Gov. Whitman: FL voting mess "inexcusable."
John McCain strategist: Voter fraud is Republican "mythology."
Nice Knockers: Linda McMahon is one desperate Republican.
Romney's anti-factual pollster leaks fantasy internals.
Final ABC/WaPo poll = 50 (0) - 47 (R) : Undecideds breaking for Obama.
President Obama responds to daughter of gay dads:
What's the difference?
