69 posts categorized "PHOTOSHOP"

Dec 02 2014
Need To Know: Left Hooker + Mel Bi + Leg Man + Tone-Deaf & Color-Blind? + Madonna Breaks The Internet + MORE! Comments (0)

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*widget boy cultureDigital Ghost's Supernova is out of this world.

*widget boy cultureBLOW UP: Hustlers' wet 'n' wild hot-tub brawl ends in jail.

*widget boy cultureMel B dated a mom she met at her kid's school.

*widget boy cultureMichael Fassbender gets his tits out.

*widget boy culturePhwoar!: HOT LEGS.

*widget boy cultureSarah Palin slams black and brown people at once.

*widget boy cultureWhite Cleveland cops file suit—punished too much for shooting people.

*widget boy culturePathologist calls defense of Officer Wilson “absurd.”

*widget boy cultureSusan Copich's dark self-portraits will strike a nerve:

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*widget boy culturePills to make your poop sparkle, Neely, sparkle! Madonna

*widget boy cultureHBO's Scientology doc is Cruise-ing for a bruising.

*widget boy cultureRadio station suggests Madonna's toplessness is faked.

*widget boy cultureMadonna to be the face of Versace...fourth time!

*widget boy cultureDr. Madonna reviews Madonna's leaks.

*widget boy cultureClassy Elizabeth Lauten, resigning, arrested twice as a teen.

*widget boy cultureOH, YEAH...YOU BLEND: New Tumblr mashes up similarly named celebs.

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Nov 30 2014
Squaresville Comments (0)

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This is so much fun—the rest of the story behind famous album covers.

 
Sep 23 2014
Seeing John Malkovich Comments (0)

Diane_Arbus___Identical_Twins_Roselle_New_Jersey_1967_2014Photographer Sandro Miller has collaborated with John Malkovich to recreate every famous photograph you can think of with Malkovich as the subject. The results are...terrifying. And wonderful.

 
Sep 08 2014
Need To Know: Can W.E. Talk? + Burning Bush + Shallow Gene Pool + Ifs, Ands, Butts + MORE! Comments (0)

Madonna-GagaDepending on if you value youth or talent more, this image is shady in different ways...but brilliant.

*widget boy cultureVia Planet Hiltron: Madonna as Joan, Gaga as Melissa.

*widget boy cultureKate Bush's rare live shows in the UK draw raves.

*widget boy cultureChik-fil-A founder dies.

*widget boy cultureGene Simmons declares rock dead. Rock asks, “Who?”

*widget boy cultureObama delays executive action in immigration.

*widget boy cultureA butt you'd second-mortgage your house for.

*widget boy cultureTom Brady's beggin' for it!

*widget boy cultureTodd Sanfield's bulge is timeless.

*widget boy culturePorn sites wake up on 'Net neutrality.

*widget boy cultureKathy Griffin on Joan Rivers: “Respect must be paid to this woman.”

*widget boy cultureDid you spend $10K to get into Joan's funeral?

*widget boy cultureSo what if Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) isn't gracious?

*widget boy cultureSadly for the right, Obamacare is working.

*widget boy cultureA hot flash of hot undies.

*widget boy cultureFriendly reminder: Ross Lynch is over 18.

Shirtless-Ross-LynchDefinitely not a Ken doll under that suit

 
Aug 14 2014
Fashionably Late Comments (0)

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New York's use of classic movie scenes for its fall fashion issue is inspired. I'm not sure how the living actresses (like Mia Farrow and Meryl Streep, among others) feel about it, though, as it kinda makes them into shills for the clothing. But man, the Photoshopping in this is art.

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Aug 06 2014
The Way She Were Comments (0)

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Barbra Streisand has joined Instagram, and tries to change the subject by asking if we think her dog is precious. The dog! The least interesting aspect of this totally nutty portrait, which finds her decked out like Col. Sanders in spiked heels on a lawn somewhere on a wicker chair, no less, her hand and face Photoshopped into 1970s smoothness. Even her positioning creates a line and hides her mid-section (this is where the dog becomes interesting).

But all in all, this is what passes for a candid in her world.

Somehow, I don't foresee vadge selfies and cleavage in the future.

 
Aug 01 2014
More! More! More!: Cristiano Ronaldo For MEN'S HEALTH Comments (0)
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Cristiano Ronaldo covers Men's Health (September 2014), posing for Peter Hapak. The cover—and also the back cover (the latter of which is the second image in the gallery) is too retouched for my taste. In brightening the whites of his eyes and in touching up his skin, an already manscaped-to-death dude gets even waxier.

Cristiano-Ronaldo-2Of course, he's still gorgeous, as are the pictures inside.

Ronaldo says, of his infamous humorlessness:

“I always try to improve. Tomorrow I will be better than today, and next year will be better than this one. If I score 50 goals, I want 55. Some people say I'm too serious on the pitch, not smiling and so on. It is because I'm focused 100 percent on every game. I always want more and more.”

Which is what a lot of gay men would be asking for, given some alone time with Ronaldo.

 
Jul 15 2014
Need To Know: Bright Eyes, Dark Lies + It's The Life In Your Mermen + Native Blood Libel + Castro Cop Doffs His Top + Kenneth In The (310) + MORE! Comments (0)

Credence-sci-fi-gay-LGBTCheck out the trailer for #Credence at the end of this post.

*widget boy cultureBoy Culture name-dropped on hilariously named Face4Radio show.

*widget boy cultureBright Eyes singer's rape accuser recants, says she lied.

*widget boy cultureGerman national soccer hero sporting full wood.

*widget boy cultureSingapore's highest court hearing challenge to gay-sex ban.

*widget boy cultureMusto comes clean on addiction to prescription Golden Girls.

*widget boy culture1989 BONER: Creating one of Madonna's “Cherish” mermen.

*widget boy cultureTea Party movie argues Native Americans were never massacred.

*widget boy cultureComedy series based on Robbie Rogers coming from Craig Zadan & Neil Meron.

*widget boy cultureFirst black woman to win Olympic gold medal (in '48) dies @ 90.

*widget boy cultureShirtless shots of Hot Cop of the Castro, Chris Kohrs, appear.

Hot-Cop-of-the-CastroTopless cop of the Castro

*widget boy cultureMissouri's sane Gov. Jay Nixon (D) vetoes bill allowing teachers to pack heat.

*widget boy cultureHoller If Ya Hear Me closes on Broadway on July 20.

*widget boy cultureNever hire again any photog who lets stuff like this leak:

Tumblr_n8n6usYlYr1r90m4vo1_500Jesus, they even though the bag looked too fat.

*widget boy cultureWho would pay for a mold of Farrah Abraham's holes???

*widget boy cultureJames St. James interviews Kenneth Walsh, who is newly single but no Truvada whore.

*widget boy cultureAfter the jump, check out #Credence, a sci fi film with an LGBT core...

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