Yesterday's hot mess, Jackie Stallone Ivone Weldon, should take this photo on the right to her surgeon, point to her lips and say, "Do THAT."
34 posts categorized "PHOTOSHOP"
Via Towleroad: "Taylor Lautner" sent this out to all of us loyal Twitter followers. Um...thank you! (Quotes are because it's not an official account so it's not Taylor. The photo's probably a 'Shop creation.)
UPDATE: With thanks to an eagle-eyed (or at least chicken-eyed) reader, the body from fake Taylor is confirmed as belonging to Renato Ferreira. Busted, Fake Taylor!
Let's see if the originals ever leak (Steven Klein...we're still upset with you!), but here are four fresh photos from Madonna (the other two after the jump.
#1 is great, just too much retouching around the eyes that gives them a weird shape (of course the entire thing is 'Shopped till it dropped, but the rest I can go with). #2 is of course lovely. #3 is one I saw at the listening session—it looks like the cover of a pulp science fiction novel by Philip José Farmer or something.
She's looking very Monique van Vooren. Never a bad thing.
#4 is horrible. Really ridiculously badly PhotoShopped. The jaw/face on the left is completely faked and her eye/eyelash seems to go back in an unnatural way. Embarrassing.
This model looks a bit like a black velvet painting, but the maker of his FU e=fu8 underwear is ready to sign a sworn affidavit that the retouching was merely for color and that the muscles are real.
Check out the incredibly cheap treatment Henry Cavill gets from Men's Health when a foreign edition recycles the American cover! More here.
As of midnight last night, it was exactly six years since my first post. It's been a tough thing to keep up with a dayjob and outside activities, and just when I think I might walk away, a valuable connection or interesting opportunity or a kind word comes my way. Thank you all for reading me.
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Here are my favorite 100+ posts out of nearly 11,000. Please take some time to read (or re-read!) a couple and tweet or Facebook any you like.
FROM BOY TO MAN: BC B.C. (2007): The entire history of my novell and novel Boy Culture as well as the movie version; might be my ultimate post.
BOY ON FILM (2006): An account of the NYC launch party for Boy Culture as it played the TriBeCa Film Fest.
FRIENDS AND "FAMILY" (2006): The movie version of Boy Culture hits Chicago.
RAPT PUPIL (2006): The final night of Outfest with Boy Culture; I was fat but on the other hand got to meet Bryan Singer.
"Your pictures suck" (2008): An art critic attacks me, but not without sustaining some hits in return.
DRAWN TOGETHER (2008): How my desire to draw related to my secret desire. One of my absolute favorite posts.
LOST ANGELES (2009): My favorite photographic travelogue of L.A.
ART IMITATES LIFE (2006): My 9/11 and my distaste for grief tourism.
BURNING MAN (2007): Tribute to my late high school friend and first romance.
LOST BOY FOUND (2011): There is a book in here somewhere.
CIAO HOUNDS: OUR TRIP TO ITALY (2011): Finally got José to Europe.
ILLINOIS DEATH TRIP (2007): Ruminations on death while revisiting a past home, and the past.
PASSING BY (2008): Mourning the loss of a person I only met once.