54 posts categorized "PHOTOSHOP"

Nov 30 2013
Need To Know: Beat It Like Beckham, Up In Arms Over BOOTS, It's Not Easy Being Gaga, Can't Tip You Because I Disagree With Your LIE-festyle + MORE! Comments (0)

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*widget boy cultureDavid Beckham admits he masturbated onto a picture of the guy above.

*widget boy cultureSex and the City editor dies at 59.

*widget boy cultureDrag at Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade riles up the cretins.

*widget boy cultureThe parade could've been way gayer. (Work Unfriendly)

*widget boy cultureGaga's album and Muppets special both turkeys. So was Glee.

*widget boy cultureRichard Simmons pouts about Obamas, sells out (insanely) to FOX.

*widget boy cultureDominican Republic Evangelicals skeeved out by gay ambassador.

*widget boy cultureRobbie Williams spanked for gay stereotyping.

Robbie-WilliamsHe says he's 49% gay. As long as the area from navel to knees is included, we're in.

*widget boy cultureDON'T TRY LATCH-HOOKING: The art of knitting from your vagina.

*widget boy cultureSomeone gay just discovered PhotoShop.

*widget boy cultureObamacare Web site: Act 2.

*widget boy cultureHillary sittin' pretty for 2016. In 2013.

*widget boy cultureUm...THIS IS WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.

*widget boy cultureObamas may stay in DC post-presidency.

*widget boy cultureTexas gives up, extends benefits to gay National Guard couples.

*widget boy cultureMost recent tipless gay waitperson probably lied.

*widget boy cultureAxiom for Men model Stuart Reardon speaks.

Axiom-for-Men-Stuart-ReardonI'd love to interview him, too. Hard.

Nov 20 2013
Selfie-Interest Comments (0)

Selfie"Selfie" is the word of the year. But that must have been a battle-to-the-death with "twerk." Amazing image is from here.

Oct 30 2013
Glam Slam Comments (0)

Asked by Andy Cohen about Madonna for her Glamour (December 2012) cover story, Lady Gaga says:

"Truthfully, all of that stuff is nonsense. It did upset me when I saw a lot of young people fighting on the Internet [about it]. My desire is always to bring people together. I never care personally what people say about me. But is it inspiring a community to split down the center and go to war over who is the queen? The music, and the message—this will always be more important to me than people thinking I’m the best. And any sort of bantering about 'am I going to have a career like hers'—who’s to say I’m anything like her at all? Who’s to say that my ambitions are even the same as hers? Who’s to say I’m not an entirely different person? Because I am. You have to understand, I was a waitress five years ago."

At least, for her "Women of the Year" issue, Lady Gaga received good retouching. Remember Madonna's from 23 years ago? One of her worst covers of all time. It was shot by, um, the same photographer—Patrick Demarchelier.


Oct 21 2013
Need To Know: F.U. Asked Me To, Gwyneth's Billion-Dollar F*ck Buddy, Pits Stop + MORE Comments (0)

*widget boy cultureReba McEntire, cover your ears. ABOVE: "Does he F.U.?"

*widget boy cultureToo many Christians are just assholes.

*widget boy cultureSocial butterfly Madonna's rape gets a rave review. Her face gets a pan.Underarm

*widget boy cultureVanity Fair dogging Gwyneth Paltrow. Did she cheat?

*widget boy cultureHairy underarm gallery. (Work Unfriendly)

*widget boy cultureGrindr winner Eric Angelo loses his clothes.

*widget boy cultureGay couple's moves from the Big Apple to Motown.

*widget boy cultureRoom for transgender rights in the gay-rights battle?

*widget boy cultureOld Dogs & New Tricks comes to DVD.

*widget boy cultureNZ instructs diplomat to watch gay Olympians in Russia.

Gaga-Madonna-Twitter*widget boy cultureGaga decides to respond to Madonna...though not in a timely fashion.

*widget boy cultureIs Diddy a diddler?

*widget boy cultureSixty people injured during Montenegro Gay Pride march.

*widget boy cultureHe wanted to look like Bieber, wound up looking like Bryan Singer.

*widget boy cultureTraffic court judge candidate hit with anti-gay swimsuit flyer.

Richard-perque-homophobic-mailer2He's got my vote...and I don't even live there!

Oct 11 2013
Plagiarist Management Comments (0)

The latest accusation that Lady Gaga is a plagiarist turns out to be a scam—while the Zeki Muren album cover on the left would be an indisputable case of theft if it were real, it's not real. Here is the image of Muren's face that was 'Shopped into Gaga's cover:

The album cover in question doesn't exist.

Oct 09 2013
Weird, Wild Stuff Comments (0)
Jeez, the whites of Jerry Seinfeld's eyes on a series of posters around NYC promoting reruns of the show remind me of those racist double-takes by black porters on trains in '40s movies! PhotoShopping is your best friend and your worst enemy.
Oct 04 2013
Wow, Donna Mills Sings? Comments (0)
Sep 26 2013
Penn & Now Comments (0)
Not sure who did the PS job on the right, but it's an inspired look at how much—and how little—things have changed since the Poison Penns called it a wedding day.
Sep 15 2013
Doesn't Work For Me: Surprise! I Don't Like The New Britney...Again Comments (0)

I am less contemptuous of Britney Spears than I once was, since her fans at least will admit when pushed that she is an empty vessel. Her appeal is exactly that—she is an "It" girl for them not because she is the messenger (like Madonna or Gaga or a host of other alpha divas), but because she is a sort of stand-in for them. In a weird way, she's relatable. She is the girl who gets to do fun, fabulous stuff and be showered with attention, not the girl who sets the rules. (I don't really understand how her drugged state really works into her appeal or how it's overlooked, but it is.)

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Sep 13 2013
Need To Know: Circle Twerk, A Little Brit, How Does RUMORS Get Started? + MORE Comments (0)

TWERK-ANdrew ChristianYou better twerk!

*widget boy cultureAndrew Christian boys "Twerk Off" together.

*widget boy cultureBrooklyn: Pop-Up Museum of Queer History. Tumblr_msbloo4Eve1rqj88io1_500

*widget boy cultureSee the cover for "Work Bitch!"—the new Britney single.

*widget boy cultureStarry reading of Neil Simon's Rumors...Broadway-bound?

*widget boy cultureI'm not the only one wanting to puke on Putin's op ed.

*widget boy cultureLady Gaga likes her men to be as aggressive as lesbians.

*widget boy cultureOFF THEIR CROCKERS: Wingnuts boycott Betty C.

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*widget boy cultureDavid Tutera and partner, bitterly divorcing, will split up their twins.

*widget boy cultureKNOCKIN' 'EM DEAD: How to enjoy your tunes even after death.

*widget boy cultureJulie Chen cops to eyelid surgery. (And? And?)

*widget boy cultureSomeone who's single and shouldn't be pointed me to this heart-warming proposal: