7 posts categorized "PIERS MORGAN"
Piers Morgan was told to fuck off on Real Time with Bill Maher after defending Donald Trump by claiming the old Hillary as lesser of two evils argument was defensible and by stating “there is no Muslim ban.”
After being told he was sucking up to Trump just because he won The Celebrity Apprentice and enjoys having a famous pal, Morgan called comic Jim Jeffries ridiculous and unpleasant, which did not fly with the audience and ended badly for Piers:
Deliciously, J.K. Rowling tweeted her pleasure at witnessing the smack-down:
Yes, watching Piers Morgan being told to fuck off on live TV is *exactly* as satisfying as I'd always imagined. https://t.co/4FII8sYmIt— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 11, 2017
Morgan's glass ego forced him to reply:
This is why I've never read a single word of Harry Potter. https://t.co/XUJBMs4KKm— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 11, 2017
Rowling responded with a one-two that will have Morgan smarting for days:
.@piersmorgan If only you'd read Harry Potter, you'd know the downside of sucking up to the biggest bully in school is getting burned alive.— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 11, 2017
By the way: John Waters can fuck off, too. His smarmy, condescending joke at the end of Maher's show reveals a lot about him — that he would mock people for being convinced Trump is bad and that he would suggest what if somehow Trump & Co. made things better, shows he doesn't understand that Trump is already making things worse, aggressively so, for people of color, immigrants, LGBTQ people (it's coming), women seeking abortions and even animals. To suggest liberals might be pleasantly surprised is to pretend all of those people don't count. Very bullshit joke.
(Images via Twitter)
After Piers Morgan — a relentlessly nasty, crooked, muck-raking, dyed-in-the-wool woman hater — mocked Lady Gaga's claims of PTSD (and Madonna's claim, which she has made several times over the years, of having been raped), Gaga shot back that she'd be glad to educated him via interview.
Once they were seemingly in agreement, he then made a smug joke about pressing his meat suit — completely tone-deaf.
While she cautioned she would not do the Q&A if he was going to be like that, it remains to be seen if she'll cancel or go through with it.
Good intentions, but bad idea, IMHO. Why give your enemy the ratings?
Cher and Cher alike. (Video still via Logo)
YES HOMO: Gay Skit Happens is coming to Logo February 8.
Adult virgin Tim Tebow lip syncs “Eye of the Tiger” in a wifebeater.
L.A. getting massive, simultaneous Robert Mapplethorpe exhibits.
Why must sex lubes be tested on helpless animals? Get a sub to do it.
Piers Morgan officially detests older women with breasts.
Mary Fiumara, Prince spaghetti mama, dies @ 88.
It's Prince spaghetti day! (Image via YouTube)
Joan Rivers will go out with a red-carpet funeral.
Melissa Rivers kisses her mother's coffin before cremation.
A great take this job and shove it missive.
Hot cover of the week.
Straight guy falls in love with his male BFF.
Justin Theroux talks about his flopping bulge.
Vicki Gunvalson thinks gays aren't “all boy.”
Common criminal Piers Morgan believes Madonna gives a shit about him.
Businesses to SCOTUS: Decide already!
Quinn Jaxon assumes the position.
Malaysian plane probably pirated, or otherwise sabotaged.
"Commandeering" aircraft more common than you think.
Wendy Williams leads unapologetically transphobic CrossFit chat.
Princess Diana leaked royal numbers out of spite.
The origins of "teenagers."
Kristin Cavallari doesn't believe in vaccinations.
Tennessee (!) now recognizes 3 gay marriages.
Dirtbag Chris Brown arrested. Again.
Out anchor Don Lemon in running to replace Piers Morgan.
THE SKIN I'M IN: Aesthetician plotted rival's murder.
DON'T compare Gaga to Katy Perry.
Missed that My Brilliant Career & Happy New Year actress Wendy Hughes died 3/8.
A hot new men's site with inventive Y-front sweats and shirts with the above logo.
Martin Tag—you're it!
Chelsea Handler vaporizes Piers Morgan.
Looking's finale is all the rage.
Use Digital Streaker to liven up your online life.
Pres. Obama falls into The Gap.
Massive explosion/building collapse in NYC.
Jason Collins signed by the Nets for remainder of season.
Love letters to Dietrich under the hammer.
Jake Gyllenhaal goes bare-assed on a movie set.
Missing Malaysian airliner's pilot's last words: "All right, good night."
At $182K+, Steve Grand's album is a Top 10 all-time Kickstarter music project.