They  had caras then.

Iconic Spanish actress Sara "Sarita" Montiel also died yesterday.

Marc Jacobs and boy-toy get frisky in public.

Sara Gilbert & Linda Perry engaged!

GREEK ACTIVE: Homophobic ad protested, pulled.

Amanda Bynes is morphing into Angelyne.

DEEN MOM: Farrah Abraham $exing pornstar.

"Accidental Racist" = worst song ever.

Madonna stepped on the president's toes in Malawi.

Amsterdam vs. Putin.

Parties break out over Thatcher's death.

Morrissey: Thatcher was "without an atom of humanity."

Hazing-death defendants plead not guilty.

Vatican advisor on who doesn't deserve communion.

2 House GOPers in Illinois down with marriage equality.

Glenn Beck: "Gay marriage advocates have won..."

Rep. Allyson Schwartz (D-Pennsylvania) running for guv.

New Totally Tyler book = Boys, Booze & Bootycalls.

AY, PAPI: Your hunk of the day.

Anderson Cooper learns how to pronounce "Andy Cohen."

Immigration reform ices out LGBTs.

Bar Mitzvah Boy a pro speaker...there's nothin' to it!

Joe Biden was a hot piece of tail:

Viiiiice!

CockyBoy porn star Jake Bass (Work Unfriendly) was bored, so decided to make and post this video snippet of himself, wherein he (kinda) sings (kinda) "Papa Don't Preach." I guess keeping busy is his anti-drug.

"Don't you stop lovin' me, Daddy..."

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Trailer for the new Carrie looks promising, though Moretz is too pretty, no?

SHUTTERED: R.I.P. Sears Portrait Studios.

VIDEO: Madonna thanks locals while in Malawi.

"Queen of Versailles" denies shopping addiction.

Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-Louisiana) still worthless.

Author Craig Laurance Gidney on YA fiction & more.

Jeremy Irons kind of apologizes.

Why some liberals love—or love to hate—Obama.

Case against "Egyptian Jon Stewart" dropped.

Trayvon Martin wrongful death civil case settled.

Kid asked about marriage equality—fundies blow up.

Alan Cumming covers IN New York.

HOS BEFORE BROS: Looky-looky! It's the Hookies.

Rick Warren's son commits suicide.

Arrested Development dish from Jessica Walter.

How does one prepare for a rape scene?

Mr. & Mrs. Carter vacay in Cuba.

Adam Huber = hunk of the day.

The 5 Mary Tyler Moore Show ladies speak of reuniting on Hot in Cleveland:

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Tubular bells are ringing

Get ready for The '80s: The Decade That Made Us.

Guys get engaged at Garbage concert.

Sen. Bob Casey (D-Pennsylvania) is now pro-equality.

Eight Democratic senators who are still anti-equality.

Marriage equality opens the door for fraud?

Little kid screaming at church for being too loving.

John Schneider's bare-butted nude scene from 1983.

Get ready for Wallflowers.

Documentary on Cher's mom.

Coming out in the 1960s.

SUPERHOT tattooed guy.

Anti-Gosselin haters called out.

Courtney Stodden covers Girls & Corpses Magazine.

Gentlemen prefer blondes, but ladies love brunettes:

Ellen enters the brown derby

Davey Wavey tries to teach some Bel Ami boys some highly American sexual terms whose meanings are universal...

Jake Deckard announces his retirement from all aspects of porn, and his entrance into the world of indie filmmaking...from inside a tub.

I need the above two panels as a six-foot silk screen. They're from National Enquirer (March 25, 2013), a story about how Linda Lovelace's sex diaries claim she balled—or had second-hand balling knowledge of—Frank Sinatra, Paul Newman, John Lennon, Katharine Hepburn (she paid Lovelace $500 and was very "mechanical"), Desi Arnaz, Johnny Carson and many more, including a very kinky Roy Rogers.

Via HuffingtonPost: The literary birth of a chorus boy.

Where in the world is Matt Lauer's fan club?

1/4 of men sit to pee in order to keep texting.

The ultimate Kyliedonna megamix.

Which Madonna era are you?

LIKE A PROGRESSIVE: Ask yourself what Madonna would do.

Over 60% of Americans think marriage equality is inevitable. 

Smash moves to Saturdays.

A "fierce Latina superhero Web series."

Little League raffle's top prize is an AR-15 assault rifle.

"Gus Mattox" (aka Tom Judson) defends the honor of gay porn.

Jesse McCartney's all grown up and releasing a new album.

TN Senate opts to "pray away the gay."

World's largest gay nightclub, Krave Massive, opens in Vegas June 15.

World's oldest cat turns 27.

Stephen Fry &. anti-gay Russian politician go at it "hammer & tongs."

HAPPILY NEVER AFTER: Best Disney parody of all time.

And...fins.

Terms of endowment

Check out which porn terms rank highest all over the world.

Calling all Arrested Development fans.

The Advocate again decides Michael Lucas's opinion matters.

James Franco calls out homophobic companies.

Brandi Glanville is disgusting, and so are you if you like her.

All sexual allure of Gerard Butler is now out the window.

L.A. archdiocese ties up loose ends ahead of pope selection.

Adam Lambert headlining Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade.

Anderson Cooper says being gay "is a blessing."

"Pray away the gay" org loses tax-exempt status.

Anti-gay loon doesn't think straight people have anal sex.

Facebook real-estate ad fail:

I supposed along with the huge dick out back it's got an eat-out kitchen?

Andy Dick appears in all-star XXX flick for homocon Michael Lucas. (Work Unfriendly)

Shia LaBeouf douchetastically releases e-mails in Broadway kerfluffle.

Could Michigan be the next state with full marriage equality?

Why Tennessee won't be the next state with full marriage equality.

PR's unappealing gay adoption ruling appealed.

Anderson Cooper facilitates, Lisa Rinna photobombs, Silver Spoons reunion.

These Tupperware tips are a real drag.

Sydney Mardi Gras victim of police brutality grants TV interview.

Another Christian prick won't sell to gays, citing "relationship with Jesus Christ."

Be-londés have more fun?

Beyoncé touring as a blonde? Now  you Knowles.