"But we only ever do it in the arse!"

Buckingham Palace confirms it: Kate Middleton is pregnant. The Royal Fetus makes its debut.

Things are sunny for Cher fans

Even more importantly, Cher is due in late March!

With thanks to Boy Culture reader Ruston: Prince William is bulging with pomp and circumstance while visiting the U.S.

This is everywhere now...no idea where it originated.

Fergie & Andy's daughters look a fright at the wedding, which was kind of them to do for Kate, so as not to detract from her movie-star prettiness. Oh, wait, it wasn't on purpose? Yikes. Those dresses...and those hats! Beatrice looks well and truly pleased with her selection even though she looks like something you'd encounter playing Call of Cthulu.

Sidenote: This is Prince Andrew? Randy Andy?  I can't believe he's only 50. He was once among the hunks of all times:

Okay, okay, so all this counts as interest in the spectacle I already pooh-poohed. But I couldn't ignore the hat! Aretha Franklin is rolling over in her grave—and she's not even dead!

Just kidding. (Kind of.) But I just wanted to post to say I have never cared less about a story this hyped, and that includes Natalee Holloway, JonBenet Ramsey, Michael Vick and Jessica, who fell down the well. The King of Swaziland is welcome to 'em.

Now, Prince Carl Philip of Sweden (with thanks to Hunk Du Jour) is another story...