From People (April 22, 2013): Lisa Vanderpump says her fave room of the house is her bedroom:

"I want it to feel like a sanctuary...I love great bedding. I wish I spent even more than a third of my life in bed!"

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Calling all Arrested Development fans.

The Advocate again decides Michael Lucas's opinion matters.

James Franco calls out homophobic companies.

Brandi Glanville is disgusting, and so are you if you like her.

All sexual allure of Gerard Butler is now out the window.

L.A. archdiocese ties up loose ends ahead of pope selection.

Adam Lambert headlining Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade.

Anderson Cooper says being gay "is a blessing."

"Pray away the gay" org loses tax-exempt status.

Anti-gay loon doesn't think straight people have anal sex.

Facebook real-estate ad fail:

I supposed along with the huge dick out back it's got an eat-out kitchen?

National Enquirer (September 5, 2011) spills more beans on rumors that the late Russell Armstrong, who committed suicide by hanging last week, was distraught over a gay liaison that was about to come to light in his divorce proceedings. That doesn't seem to be what pushed him over the edge, at least not according to the man who was performing oral sex on him for the past year.

"I was in love with Russell. We had oral sex multiple times durng our 13-month relationship."

Wait—that's love?

Russell Armstrong, the abusive husband from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills who everyone loved to hate, apparently hated himself even more—he has committed suicide.

I always found Kim Richards fascinating as a child star, and I'm inexplicably, inexcusably riveted by The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills; her issues with sis Kyle are among the only real-seeming emotional exchanges I've seen in this whole series.

Star (February 14, 2011) has some fun pix of the girls from their childhood. A couple of the Kim shots are ridiculously seamy considering her age at the time...

Camille Grammer is not returning to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Yes. Asked and answered.

I tried it, but I swear I didn't inhale...

I'm about to out myself as thoroughly lowbrow, but I've been watching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Again, I blame my spouse, who watches these things as I'm on my computer. He doesn't put a gun to my head, but the proximity ensures I will see parts of his trash TV shows and then become extremely involved in and opinionated about them.

Kim was a pre-teen and teen Marilyn...sweet but "HOT"

BH hooked me because I was fascinated with Kim Richards when I was a kid; she and Ike Eisenmann seemed amazingly sexy and cool (keep in mind I was younger than they were then!) and I loved movies that showed kid power—what was Escape to Witch Mountain but "kid power"? It was about kids with powers!