New ad taken out by Larry Flynt

How about if it were spilling the beans on someone you supported politically?

Via DailyKos: Please watch Susan Grigsby's powerful testimonial regarding her brother's slow death from cancer, a MoveOn.org response to the blood-thirsty teabaggers who shouted "yeah!" during the Tea Party debate when asked if uninsured people with health issues should be left to die. It's heartfelt and moving, and it's directed squarely at the Republican candidates. Say what you will about President Obama, but we already know his answer to her question.

And P.S.: If anyone would like to argue that Barry Manilow should be left to die, I'll concede that point.

...and Republicans are blood-thirsty animals. Lookit, whether or not you believe in the death penalty, you don't sit there and applaud its overapplication. Everyone knows Texas under Perry has executed at least one innocent man, and it's also not against executing mentaly challenged individuals. If that makes you want to cheer, you deserve the leadership you get.

"I can assure you that there is nothing in my life that will embarrass you if you decide to support me for president."—Rick Perry, via Texas Tribune

That sounds like "bring it on" to me.

Michele Bachmann's economic comments about God causing the hurricane and earthquake were said in "jest," her campaign has clarified. Nothing funnier than mocking a hurricane that killed over two dozen people and caused billions in damages. As prez, her response to Katrina probably would've been a stand-up act.

She's better at being a joke than telling them. I only wish Rick Perry, an even funnier joke, weren't being taken so seriously.

Ever shagged Rick Perry? Or even gone over the blouse?

In the olden days, gay smears (and legit gay gossip!) were just whispering campaigns. Now, they take the form of full-page paid ads asking (in Star Wars font) if anyone has had sex with the anti-gay allegedly gay candidate, in this case Rick Perry.

He's definitely a family-values hypocrite, but this kind of thing only helps create sympathy. We'll see if anyone cums forward.

I will make this witch disappear as if by magic!

Batshit-crazy Christine O'Donnell stormed off of Piers Morgan's CNN show last night because he insisted on being a journalist and asking her questions...even questions she didn't want to field. O'Donnell revealed the mindset of so many entitled public figures (not just Republicans) when she said:

"Don't you think as a host that if I say that's what I want to talk about, that's what we should address?"

To his credit, Morgan stated that he did not.

Via Kenneth: Speaking of reality breaks and Republicans, we also have Rick Perry steadfastly refusing to acknowledge any error in his crackpot comments about the Federal Reserve, which even Karl Rove has gone on record as saying went way too far.

The Republican playbook is avoid, ignore, deny, lie.

At a campaign stop, Michele Bachmann noted that today was Elvis Presley's birthday. Except it was actually his deathday. Don't people who work for her bother to fact-check anything at all? She's made so many of these gaffes it's alarming.

Meanwhile, Rick Perry thinks we should employ drones at the border (which violates the law and would basically declare war on Mexico)...except he actually meant it.

I'm glad Elvis is dead—as conservative as he was, with nuts like this running around, he never woulda made it!

Via World of Wonder: I laugh, though I can't help but think I'm campaigning for Mitt Romney each time I take a potshot at these numbskulls. And seeing this reminds me of Requiem for a Dream's immortal line, "Asssss tah asssss!"

Considering all those rumors, I'm surprised he doesn't have his lips wrapped around his teeth. Though he certainly looks more acquainted with this gesture than Michele Bachmann did. They're both religious zealots, but Rick knows the lord won't mind.