Rodiney Santiago illustrates why life's a beach.

Via Sticky (NSFW): Rodiney Santiago may not be on the cover, but he's the highlight of the new DNA.

The A-List: New York's Rodiney Santiago seems to be a big fan of The Twilight Saga, but it's not blood he sucks.

This was my birth weight. More hot boys after the jump...

I almost didn't go to GLAAD's big bash in honor of New York's marriage-equality victory on Tuesday sponsored by ROKK Vodka, Delta and FV Events, but was drawn in at the last second and wound up having so much fun I almost put a ring on it.

I doubt this has anything to do with the new season of The A-List

UPDATE: It's real, but Reichen tweets me that "the site is great and I wanted to express myself." So he may not necessarily be looking for a husband out of this:

Is this fake? How could this guy not meet men just by waking up and walking outside?

My friend John's been trying to get me to notice this new site Gay Bachelor Blog, but I've resisted. It's impossible to ignore it, however, when A-Lister Reichen Lehmkuhl is on it. His main (stated) requirement is "a guy who doesn't watch TV or read gossip, and who feels gossip to be as pointless and low-life as I do."

The star of a gossipy TV show doesn't like TV or gossip...next he'll be looking for a man who doesn't take fitness seriously because it's for losers.

Contradictory nature aside, I'm sure Reichen would be a great catch for countless guys out there. If I were to say he already has been, I'd be accused of being bitterly jealous of his perfect body and would not be able to deny it.

Via Kenneth In The (212): This gay young person calls bullshit on the cast of The A-List for claiming "It Gets Better" when their show (and maybe their lives—hard to say, the show's so scripted) is all about bullying, picking each other apart, social-status oneupsmanship and even, as of last night. fisticuffs. Can't agree with him that they "should not be on TV," but it's definitely questionable that they would be so central on Logo and ridiculous that they would try to tell gay teens "It Gets Better" while doing everything they're doing to promote that "It Gets Worse"...video after the jump...

The gay version of The Real Housewives franchise has been retitled from Kept to The A List. Funny, because "the A-gays" are so reviled by gay activists, who see them as starfuckers who just want photo ops and don't care about politics. 

Maybe it's a gender thing, but I just know this show is going to sicken me...even if I wish the guys well in their endeavor. Still, Rodiney Santiago (pictured) is going to have to kill a baby to make me hate him like I hate Jill Zarin.

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