"You deserve this." "I know."
The Oscars (winners here) remind us that Angelina Jolie is a very good person.
Follow me on Twitter.
Here's a tip: Next time, give the pizza boy some money.
Indiana Jonesing for carbs.
Ellen's gimmicky selfie trick was a Samsung semi-coup.
Let's not think of Kim Novak this way, but instead think of her this way:
What black magic has her surgeon been up to?
Still, Kim thought Goldie Hawn looked just GREAT.
John Travolta is our Liberace:
"I wish my brother Dick was here."
Of course, Travolta has launched the Twitter career of Adela Dazeem:
Oscar viewership hit a 10-year high on Ellen's watch.
"What kind of disease do I need to get to win a fuckin' award, huh???"
Leo loses to Matt, Matt snubs AIDS, Jared snubs no one.
Jennifer goes for Lupita's gold, but is headed for a big fall.
Once is cute, twice is rehab.
Lupita's the first African to win an Oscar.
Kenya believe it???
Next Oscars will be all about Airplane vs. Volcano.
Darlene Love was 20 feet from every star, not about to miss her big break:
Lady Gaga was at the Oscars. No one cared.
And the crowd goes mild.
Madonna's after-party was the be-all, end-all.
Madonna gave Jane Krakowski (sur)realness!
NOW SHE'S A BLUE-HAIR: Liza's hair was everything at the Oscars:
Reminds me of her Results-era 'do.