17 posts categorized "RYAN SEACREST"

Mar 02 2014
Don't Let It Go...Follow It! Comments (0)

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Come friend me on Facebook; I'll be live-snarking the Oscars. (It's not as bad as it sounds...I admit it when I'm moved, as well.)

You are also invited to follow my blog's Facebook, follow me on Twitter, check out my YouTube videos, dip into my sexy-guy Instagram and/or indulge in my X-rated Tumblr.

 
Apr 19 2013
Need To Know: How Many C-Notes For Seacrest?, B's Ts, Dick Calls Chicks Vagina's + MORE Comments (2)

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*widget boy cultureWhat would you pay to meet Ryan Seacrest?

*widget boy cultureMadonna Megamix 2013 on Vimeo.

*widget boy culturePurple Crush is oh-so-"Thirsty."

*widget boy cultureBeyoncé's fake nips cause a sensation.

*widget boy cultureNew Hampshire Republican calls women "vagina's." (sic)

*widget boy cultureWallflowers: The third episode.

*widget boy cultureRomance cover model drops the towel. (Work Unfriendly)

*widget boy cultureRosie O'Donnell and Sharon Gless in one post!

*widget boy cultureLegendary producer/remixer/DJ Peter Rauhofer has a brain tumor.

*widget boy culturePeople love the '80s and have forgotten who Reagan was.

*widget boy cultureAdvocate's 40 Under 40.

*widget boy cultureCheck out the new Web series Finding Me.

*widget boy cultureMatthew Camp presents 8.5 fragrance. I'd like to take a whiff of that.

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Feb 02 2013
Out Soon? Comments (1)
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Globe (February 11, 2013) has a list of stars it thinks are most likely to be next to say, "I'm gay." This list includes: Charlize Theron, Joe Simpson, Jessica Lange, Bradley Cooper, Queen Latifah, Michelle Rodriguez and Ryan Seacrest. I think a couple of those people aren't gay, a couple wouldn't say they're gay under penalty of death and the others probably will do so eventually.
 
Jan 25 2013
Get Out! Comments (8)
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Five reasons for people to come out of the closet.

And after the jump, five people it would be cool to see coming out—not saying they are gay, but...

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Jan 24 2013
Silver Linings Gaybook Comments (1)

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This seems to be the week for outing in the tabloids. National Enquirer (February 4, 2013) says that Bradley Cooper can't seem to shake the gay rumors that have hounded him for years. Nikki Finke said of him and of Ryan Seacrest that they need to "redo their closets."

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Dec 14 2012
Who's Gay, Who's Not, Who's Writing This? Comments (2)

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National Examiner (December 24, 2012) takes its crack at the shopworn "Who's Gay Who's Not!" cover story, muddying the waters by placing Keanu Reeves (not out), Lily Tomlin (out) and David Hyde Pierce (out) under "New Stars Come Out!" (Lily's been out for many years, David's been out for several.)

The most interesting write-up involves Rush Limbaugh:

"The 61-year-old conservative radio host has been married four times—his latest wife, Kathryn, is only 35.

"But he's never had any children, and he's long been the subject of homosexual rumors.

"In 2006, he was snared in a bizarre sex scandal when customs officers at Palm Beach International Airport found a bottle of 29 sex-boosting Viagra pills in his luggage—with the prescription written out in another man's name! At that time, he was flying home from a visit to the Dominican Republic, dubbd the 'sex capital of the Caribbean,' famous for its many red-light districts where young boys and girls sell their bodies for sex...

"The whispers in chi-chi Palm Beach, Fla., where Limbaugh has a $40 million compound, are that currently, Kathryn spends a lot of 'quality time' in her own nearby condo, which was a wedding present from her groom."

Here are the rag's conclusions...

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Jul 26 2012
Oh, My Kelly Clarkson! Comments (5)

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National Examiner (August 6, 2012...A.D.?) is on the case of Anderson Cooper's semi-recent coming out and asks: "Who's next?" Of course they just mean who will come out as gay next, but I like to read it as if it's a virus that's catching. If it were, I think a couple of the people on that cover have yet to be exposed to it. And then there's Matt Bomer, who's already out. Though he's identified as gay inside. Actually, it's said as such:

"White Collar star Matt Bomer also runs with the boys."

This is an event held near Pamplona and the rivalry is bitter.

The story says "New Stars Come Out!" and claims Jake Gyllenhaal, Ryan Seacrest, Mariska Hargitay ("the gay grapevine in New York City hangs heavy with rumors about the star"), Zac Efron and Alex Trebek might be gay.

 
Feb 27 2012
"I'm sure Sacha Baron Cohen isn't the first gent to soil one of Ryan Seacrest's outfits." Comments (9)

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Here are all my Oscars red carpet and telecast thoughts, compiled into one handy volume from Facebook. Horrible show. Obvious highlights would be Cirque du Soleil, Jim Rash soft-mocking Angelina Jolie and—can't believe this part was a highlight this year!—the lovely "in memoriam" section, even if Esperanza Spalding 100% lip-synched due to the complicated nature of the audio and the producers' decision to cut out any disparity in the amount of applause for some corpses over others.

Billy Crystal was totally off and should not host again, even though he did improve later on and his naughty political jabs were funniest. Neil Patrick Harris should expect a phone call soon if he hasn't already received it.

Here ya go. Thoughts?

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Jan 15 2012
OMFGGs: Global Warring Comments (9)
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The Golden Globes were, as usual, far more entertaining than the Oscars. I also had no idea they are a humanitarian org. I thought they were just starfuckers (with accents) like me!

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It's hard to take the likes of Kelly Osbourne seriously in the realm of fashion of beauty, but Madonna looked amazing—loved the dress and the looser hair. Her shots with Ryan Seacrest were a bit puffier than lately but nonetheless, she remains relaxed and seems genuinely thrilled to be promoting her movie.

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Why did fucking Nicole Richie name-check her hairstylist? Can't we leave anything to the imagination?

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When the show began, I had to gasp at seeing Madonna and Meryl Streep at the same table. It makes perfect (Weinstein) sense, yet seeing the two living legends (and former feuders) seated together was a big thrill.

Ricky Gervais—who I love—was very funny in his intro. Even funnier was watching the petrified audience cautiously waiting for the blade to drop. The joke about Jodie Foster's Beaver, which he'd never seen and which "a lot of others had never seen," was daring; they cut away rather than linger on Jodie's reaction. She was a great sport.

Poor Gerald Butler...shaking with nerves and as off with his timing as he was on with his beauty. Kudos for rewarding Christopher Plummer for supporting actor! Beginners is a terrific movie and he deserves it for his performance as well as for his career. 

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Laura Dern is not funnier or better than Amy Poehler, let alone the others in the category of actress in a comedy. They, like the Emmys, always go with people known for their movies in TV categories. Cool seeing Laura brought her mommy Dianne Ladd, who looks the same after all these years.

Rob Lowe's hair is like Priscilla Presley's face: It was perfect for an unnaturally long time, then it just WENT. He and the always gorgeous Julianne Moore handed the trophy to Downton Abbey, which I promise to watch. Poor Elizabeth McGovern taking a spill.

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Kate Winslet certainly deserved to win for Mildred Pierce, which I feel was not appreciated as much as it should have been. It's hard remaking perfection, but I think they succeeded by  rethinking it from the ground up. She looked spectacular.

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May 09 2011
Gay-Acting Comments (1)

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Thirty-four-year-old gay-acting straight man Steve Jones, who will be the Ryan Seacrest for Simon Cowell's U.S. version of X Factor, once made a black dildo from a mold taken of his own dick, wishes he could be as promiscuous as we all apparetnly are and plays a mean naked guitar.

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