All shook up

25 lascivious "Harlem Shake" videos.

Gay-free prom sought because gays "have no purpose in life."

Madonna's hydrangea prankster sneaks into Grammys.

French Nat'l Assembly passes marriage equality.

Gay serial killer in NYC?

Facebook "Bareback" page has 20,209 likes.

"Does staring at men in the gym make me gay?"

Another "litany of left-wing proposals."

Senate passes Violence Against Women Act.

Marco Rubio supports violence against women?

AP: "Husband" and "wife" are restricted terms.

Puerto Rican Eagle Scouts return badges over anti-gay policy.

Your hunk of the day, Justice Joslin.

Do you seek Justice?

Suits me just fine

Jakub Bandoch uncovers self, covers Instinct.

Scott Evans co-stars with Matt Bomer's butt.

American Sniper author shot and killed at gun range.

Even Chris Wallace thinks Wayne LaPierre is ridiculous.

Justin Bieber mounts a horse.

Sen. Ann Romney (R-Massachusetts)?

Another bigot refuses to sell cake to gay lovebirds.

Ed Koch's video self-eulogy: "Do ya miss me?":

A gif of Anderson Cooper being blown.

Mo Cowan named to succeed John Kerry in MA.

Richard Gere: Sex gymnast.

Guns don't kill people...video games do???

Gabrielle Giffords testifies on gun control.

Hot model Nick Ayler is not shy.

ANOTHER RuPaul contestant did porn...

...and here's what she told me about Jade Jolie's porn.

Manti Te'o's phone-call hoaxer is gay. Or confused. Or both.

Gay? Confused? Tough call.

Big-time small fries

Hollywood's shortest famous men, from 5'0"—5'9".

Gay-for-pay Cody Cummings is NOT gay-for-pay-for-pay!

Labour split on marriage equality?

10,000s march in Paris for marriage.

"I'm very much in love with you" = jail.

Tea Party clown selected to fill Jim DeMint's shoes.

David Mixner's fave photos of 2012.

Heath Hutchins is...oh, la la!

Proof Madonna's still awesome.

A hunk of this or any day.

Darren Criss as shirtless Santa.

Gay love in the afternoon.

Jesus had two daddies?

 

No wonder the Three Wise Men brought such fabulous gifts

Sen. Daniel Inouye (D-Hawaii), the Senate's most senior member (50 years), has died at the age of 88. His final word is said to have been "aloha." Touching. A great guy, one of the few who voted against DOMA back when even the allegedly crazy-liberal Clintons were selling us out.

Inouye's replacement will be chosen by Gov. Neil Abercromie, a Democrat, from three choices provided by his state's Democratic party.

Susan Rice has withdrawn her name from consideration to replace Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State, citing the unfortunate politicization of the process and the expense and distraction her nomination would cause. John McCain, Lindsey Graham and Kelly Ayotte can suck it—I'll bet anything that whomever President Obama chooses is the exact person he wanted all along and that this Rice gambit was to draw the Republicans out and make them look bad...which it has.

As seen in TV Guide (December 10—23, 2012)

What's this we hear about a Goonies reunion?

Out artist Frank Ocean nabs 6 Grammy noms.

Gays have more $$$, better prepped to retire.

Calvin Klein's ex-squeeze is a chick- & dick- magnet.

Sen. Jim DeMint (R-South Carolina) resigning.

Ashley "way too damn liberal" Judd prepping Senate run?

Reasons to be gay and proud this year.

Huzzah to Dan Savage & Terry Miller!

MILK IT: "Who You Calling a Cow?" remix contest.

Scott Evans busted trying to buy...something.

Hot and wet Made in Brazil video.

An easy way to stink of pizza always.

Open season on black men?

Dr. Who's first-EVER TV Guide cover:

What a waist!

Jared Leto redefines "manorexic" for movie role.

New Madonna site tsk-tsks GQ's anti-Madonna ageism.

Episode 2 of Log Jam.

Fathom Butterfly tweeting her memoirs.

Obama pushing hard to tax the rich, not the middle-class.

Prez noms out Hispanic lesbian to fed bench.

NYC AIDS memorial design approved.

Sen. Isakson (R-GA) praises Susan Rice: "Don't shoot the messenger."

Prez-wannabe Sen. Ayotte (R-NH) hits Rice for not breaking the law.

If O hits 51%, he'll be the 1st prez to get 51% or more twice in 60 years.

Obama election placards fetching a pretty penny on eBay:

We are the 51%

The lady with the flag in her hair was a scene-stealer. Aretha wants one NOW.

President Barack Obama's instant-classic 2 a.m. victory speech.

Why his win is, in fact, a mandate.

Mitt Romney's brief but conciliatory concession.

Tammy Baldwin's powerful victory speech.

Tommy Thompson's deflated concession speech.

Elizabeth Warren's exhilarated victory speech.

Scott Brown's defensive concession speech.

Claire McCaskill's against-all-odds victory speech.

Todd Akin's must-see revolting cunt-cession speech.

Heidi Heitkamp (D) narrowly defeats Rick Berg (R) in ND.

Jon Tester (D) looks set to beat Denny Rehberg (R) in MT.

Gabby Giffords' aide slightly behind in race to succeed her in AZ.

Openly gay Richard Tisei (R) loses to John Tierney (D) in MA.

Michele Bachmann (RX100) beats Jim Graves (D) in MN...barely.

Allen West (RX1,000) probably loses to Patrick Murphy (D) in FL...barely.

Jeff Flake (R) defeats Richard Carmona (D) in AZ.

Senate will have highest % of females ever...at 18%.

GA won by Romney, but by less than 8%. Swing state '16.

All four marriage-equality votes favored the good guys.

OH newswoman has zero integrity, sick of talking about it.

GOProud not only stupid, but also bitter.

Brian Williams on Trump: "Driven well past the last exit to relevance."

"Hey, guysh...if you wanna hear shum shtuff, I'll tell yas shum Nixshun shtuff...whee!"

Projection: Diane Sawyer is sleeping it off right now.

CO, WA & MA chillax on the pot issue.

L.A.: Porn performers must wear condoms.

Madonna thrills at news of Obama's victory. Strips.

Other stars react to President Obama's big win.

Karl Rove refuses to accept reality. Worked in '00. Not this time.

This turd has blossomed

"Chill out—he had this!"

Lesbian Tammy Baldwin (D) beats out Tommy Thompson (R) in WI.

Out former Clinton staffer Sean Patrick Maloney (D) beats Nan Hayworth (R) in NY.

Maine to marriage equality: We do! (MD: Us, too!)

Claire McCaskill (D) shuts down Todd Akin (Rape) in MO.

Elizabeth Warren (D) unseats Scott Brown (R) in MA.

Kirsten Gillibrand (D) easily wins a full term in NY.

Sherrod Brown (D) wins vs. unspeakable douchebag in OH.

Linda McMahon (R) pinned by Chris Murphy (D) in CT.

Joe Donnelly (D) aborts Richard Mourdock (R) in IN.

Tim Kaine (D) trounces George "Macaca" Allen in VA.

Bill Nelson (D) strikes out Connie Mack (R) in FL.

Bill Casey (D) wins—no clever verbiage—vs. Tom Smith (R) in PA.

In MA, Kennedy (D) scores Barney Frank's seat. (Stop it.)

Tammy Duckworth (D) vanquishes deadbeat dad Joe Walsh (R) in IL.

Mazie Hirono (D) defeats ex-guv Linda Lingle (R) in HI.

Redskins game that predicted Obama loss was botched by ref.

Bill O'Reilly thinks all O voters are freeloaders.

GOP to hold onto the House of Representatives.

Karl Rove literally thinks he owns FOX News.

Donald Trump should be arrested for treason. For real.

And finally, Sarah Palin looks HIDEOUS:

Via Perez.