Lady Gaga's open letter to Kelly Osbourne is pretty sanctimonious; I don't think I can handle adults referring to bullying as it pertains to other adults anymore. Even if I accept that adults can bully adults, Gaga says she's against it but engages in it, and in fact is engaging in it by writing an open letter to Kelly Osbourne, who is a paean compared to Gaga with her gigantic following.

I do not like Sharon Osbourne. I'm not exactly wild about Kelly, either. And I think it's fair to point out that all these fashion shows are just grown-up versions of bullying, which must be an odd message that kids receive when told it's always wrong to act that way, and then seeing stuff like this.

But Gaga's approach is all wrong, unnecessarily public and smacks of a Christ complex.

I haven't written her off or anything, I'm just turned off by this letter, as I was by her bizarre melt-down letter of a few months back.

Cross-over star

Jared Leto joins The Dallas Buyer's Club, playing a cross-dresser.

Obama & Gangnam Style: He may "do it privately for Michelle" tonight.

Parts of Sharon Osbourne: "No more plastic surgery!"

Woman breaks leg at polling station, votes anyway.

Sen. Sherrod Brown gets down to Jay-Z.

OH "frequently" resorting to provisional ballots.

Madonna pimpin' Obama at MDNA in Pittsburgh.

Hopefully, it will be a "Celebration"!

Family matters

Dadvertising: Great spot on parenting.

Malawi suspends anti-gay laws!

Sharon Osbourne had a preventive double mastectomy.

Rihanna's Unapologetic track list includes "Nobody's Business".

New Zealand PM blows off "gay" gaffe.

And How!: No Doubt pulls culturally insensitive video.

Gay love triangle ends in murder, tears.

Voting is a mess in Florida—by design.

Romney's Ohio Jeep ad called a lie by...everyone.

Obama's polling spike not wholly due to Sandy.

Political analyst Larry Sabato: O = 290, R = 248.

The French adore sex...marriage equality? Pas nécessairement.

University of San Diego isn't into gays, either.

Gay and voting for Mitt Romney???

The Mitt hits the fan

Above, Zac Efron looking dreamy in a still from The Paperboy (he delivers!) in Life & Style (June 4, 2012). Below, Patrick Dempsey is still hot as hell after all these years, as seen in the surf in People (June 4, 2012):

I've heard him sing and seen him on the street, but Sharon Osbourne has felt him up and kissed him on the lips—he's Ghost: The Musical's Richard Fleeshman, and he and Sharon's encounter is immortalized in National Enquirer (June 4, 2012):

More dudes after the jump...

It's so ironic that the slogan of the new talk show The Talk is "Keeping it Real" considering this badly PhotoShopped ad that appears to consist of put-together, brusquely retouched women, a few of whom have retouched themselves with scalpels and needles.

From People (March 22, 2010), Cyndi Lauper partly redeems herself in my eyes for competing on Celebrity Apprentice (does anyone doubt Sharon Osbourne is the preordained winner?) by saying of Donald Trump's fat-fueled feud with Rosie O'Donnell: 

"He himself is not a thin man."

Any other negative things she can say about Trump or mayhem she can cause to that abysmal man/show would be much appreciate.