Andy Dick appears in all-star XXX flick for homocon Michael Lucas. (Work Unfriendly)

Shia LaBeouf douchetastically releases e-mails in Broadway kerfluffle.

Could Michigan be the next state with full marriage equality?

Why Tennessee won't be the next state with full marriage equality.

PR's unappealing gay adoption ruling appealed.

Anderson Cooper facilitates, Lisa Rinna photobombs, Silver Spoons reunion.

These Tupperware tips are a real drag.

Sydney Mardi Gras victim of police brutality grants TV interview.

Another Christian prick won't sell to gays, citing "relationship with Jesus Christ."

Be-londés have more fun?

Beyoncé touring as a blonde? Now  you Knowles.

Prince Harry (above) as seen in People (September 3, 2012). Hard to recognize him with clothes on after those photos went viral. Below, Conor "The Bulge" Kennedy, Taylor Swift's beau, from the same issue:

Derek Hough as seen in Life & Style (September 3, 2012):

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Shia LaBeouf goes full-frontal in a new video by Sigur Ros called "Fjogur piano". Meanwhile, his bare dick is okay on YouTube but a video I uploaded last month of Andy Mills's bare ass was ruled "obscene" and removed—a decision that was held up on appeal.

Above, In Touch (August 29, 2011) catches David Charvet in mid-flight. Nice crack! Below, Kasey Kahl is a suitable replacement for Jake Pavelka (as seen in both Life & Style and Star, August 29, 2011):

Also from Star, Gerard Butler looks a bit exasperated with whatever he's been doing to get those abs so fast:

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Shia LaBeouf—who seems, er, troubled—looks, er, hot on and in Details (August 2011). Cover story here.

I knew how to properly spell "Shia LaBeouf" before all y'all bitches even knew who he was! That's because I used to cover him on his teen show Even Stevens, still one of Disney Channel's best efforts. Keep reading to see him how he looked when I (kinda) knew him 10 years ago...

TV Guide (January 24—February 6, 2011) offers up stills from TV shows with Matt Bomer (above) and Dustin Clare (below):

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Globe (May 31, 2010) shows off Eric Dane's tight shorts (above), while Italian Vanity Fair (19 Maggio 2010) offers up a sleek Shia LaBeouf: 

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Shia LaBeouf submits to Steven Klein's penchant for crotch spreading (remember Madonna's Hard Candy cover?) in Italian Vanity Fair (July 1, 2009):

Ryan Kwanten is just one of the hot men from HBO's True Blood. Here, he's captured in broad daylight in Us Weekly (July 13, 2009):

Life & Style (July 13, 2009) captures Mario Lopez while vacationing in Turks & Caicos:

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