Republican South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley is dying to be Marco Rubio's running mate, so it's no surprise that she is not a Trump fan.
What I love about her disingenuous appearance the other day is how she says Trump's comments and behavior are everything we hear and teach our kids not to do in kindergarten, yet Rubio's juvenile taunts back to Trump are actually leadership:
... I think what we saw from Marco is exactly what we tell our children also — if a bully hits you, you hit back.
Um, no, that is not what we should be telling our children, unless we want to become involved in a losing lawsuit. We should be telling our children to avoid violence and tell teachers if it is happening to them. Right???
Meanwhile, Rubio has resorted to implying that Trump's got a small penis, which I'm assuming Rubio is able to guess to within 1/4" with his thirsty, thirsty closet-eyes.
But the very best thing darling Nikki said in her bashing of Trump (and of Hillary, whose legal issues Haley thinks are disqualifying) is as follows: