Above, a gallery of 10 scorching-hot Bryan Hawn images.

If you haven't heard of Bryan Hawn, you're behind on your behinds.

Currently in possession of the Web's best back-up plan, Hawn is a fitness model, singer (A Decade of Music) and author, his latest book being THE LIST (What the Top Fitness Models Don't Want You to Know).

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There's very little I don't want to know about Mr. Hawn, so I ended up interviewing him to find out some of those secrets, and to ask about the guy with the caboose that seems to be laying golden eggs for him...

Tune in to E! Sunday at 10:30/9:30c for an all-new episode of What Would Ryan Lochte Do?

And if you're as addicted to him as I am, you can win 1 of 3 Ryan Lochte Prize Packs I've got!

To enter, just comment this post with your favorite male athlete of all time. I'll pick 3 of you at random to win 1 week from today at 5PM ET. (U.S. residents only.)

CHECK OUT THE "WORK UNFRIENDLY" SHOTS AT MY TUMBLR.

My pal Jason had to remind me about Broadway Bares: Solo Strips at XL tonight, which I attended following a friend's book-signing. It was pretty crowded, probably because there was only one show this time.

I bought an inseam's worth of raffle tickets from the one on the left. I lost, but still won.

The audience contained plenty of Broadway Bares-backers, including many who'd shucked their clothes in the past for the same cause: To raise cash for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS. Andrew Glaszek and Matthew Steffens were among those scouting the competition. (Okay, okay: Supporting friends. Okay, fine: Ogling friends.)

 

Above, a gallery filled with sexy bodies and skin, skin, skin

The program was as lean as its stars, featuring short but sweet (more like fast and dirty) performances of the variety that used to get ladies with bad reputations hauled off to the hoosegow just a few decades ago. But as always, the men of Broadway Bares managed to be racy without getting distastefully raunchy. Maybe it's because, as Broadway professionals, they never forget to SMILE.

Star (May 6, 2013) offers up shirtless shots of Kellan Lutz, The Wanted's Max George, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Andy Cohen, Ryan Lochte and Channing Tatum.

Via Sticky (Work Unfriendly): The new Teamm8 campaign has a lot of talent to back it up.

Dan Savage's love

Dan Savage's hunk husband speaks.

Wedding bells for Dawn French!

An al-Qaeda terror attack is thwarted in Canada.

Paraguay's new prez has troglodytic views on gays.

Amazing Keith Haring video.

SATELLITE DISH: Gossip from MTV's earliest days.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev charged for using WMD by feds.

White House sticking to Constitution.

Gun Owners of America honcho: Liberals "pleased" with bombing.

Bette Midler "adored" the "terrifying" Sue Mengers.

Angelyne has a not-so-nice trip.

Who would Jesus abort?

Only 3 known SF earthquake (1906!) survivors.

Barbra regrets not doing Cabaret, Klute and Julia.

Michael Michaud dishes on the late Sal Mineo.

Sofia Vergara's "great time" as a transsexual.

Meet the Imam into gays and marriage equality.

Janice Dickinson broke? 

Brenda Dickson broke and homeless?

Roberto Bolle coming to NYC.

How to find sex...offline?

Folsom Street East is off.

Phyllis Diller's final TV gig: Dukes of Melrose.

Teamsters vs. Westboro: Guess who won?

Pop Tarts: Portraits of Women up for grabs.

CRAZY FOR IT: 'Mazing Madonna megamix.

Madonna's homeless brother injured during arrest.

How Mack Sennett created Studio City.

Pop-up exhibit of Madonna's iconic wardrobe at Macy's in L.A.

Dress her up

Dan Savage's hubby is a ridiculously buff swimsuit model. Debate that, NOM.

Here's the rest of that Brian Shimansky layout. Gulp.

Porn-business casual

Rafael Alencar tries on swimsuits. No changing room. (Work Unfriendly)

"Sock, Cock, & Roll"...insane art piece. (Even Work Unfriendlier)

Porti de Rossi & Ellen DeGeneres won't be moms. Ever.

France racing toward marriage equality.

Malawi President "incandescent with anger"—Madonna off hook.

Republicans "tremble in fear" of Hillary Clinton '16.

Hey, Republicans, THIS is your party. Own it.

Even Georgia's GOVERNOR isn't down with integrated prom!

Ballerina Maria Tallchief dies at 88.

Margaret Thatcher's impassioned anti-gay speech from '87.

Tyrese despises fat cells.

Aleksandar Tomovic brings color to Bello Mag.

Dead man's donated organs rejected because he was gay.

The rejection occurred even before the transplant

Guess witch song is #1?

Thatcher dies, Judy Garland's "Ding-Dong! The Witch is Dead" hits #1 on UK iTunes.

AMAZING remix of "Ding-Dong! The Witch is Dead" from 1996.

Michelle Obama tears up over gun control.

Washington State goes after anti-gay florist.

Jocks who go commando.

13 y.o. dachshund has the world's best owner.

Stacey Dash (who???) vs. Jay-Z & Beyoncé.

Montana House decides sodomy is legal after all.

Rick Santorum disinvited from speaking at MI school.

One of my new favorite artists.

Broadway Bares: Solo Strips returns, nakeder than ever. Good cause, great buns.

How do you expect a president to react when you fire her sister? "Uncouth" means "she knows too much."

Your chance to meet Constantine Maroulis & Deborah Cox.

Men's underwear of the month club:

The long and shorts of it