So worth your time is Portfolio (1983), a terrifyingly bad...I'm gonna go with "movie"...about modeling starring the top models of the day, a whole lot of human set décor and featuring cameos by Andy Warhol and a coked-out-seeming Steven Meisel. Choice quote:
"Steven Meisel is totally divinely twisted!"
As said just before we see him queenily demanding that the models "wake up" and "remember the face" and "the crotch! the crotch!"
Watch after the jump...