If you're in or around NYC and have never been to the Adonis Lounge, you're missing out on some truly surgically accurate lap-dancing offered by horny strippers without scruples.
The party just moved from Evolve in the godforsaken East 50s to—where else?—the one and only Stonewall in the Village, where you will find owner/operator Tim and his posse of guys every Wednesday and Saturday.
I went to Wednesday's opening-night party, and it was packed, but not so packed that you couldn't pick out any dancer you wanted to take a seat on you.
I must confess I went partly to support Tim and partly because my online buddy and frequent blog-post topic Bryan Hawn was appearing. Bryan flew in, took off his clothes and went directly into a dance in his 4th of July-friendly G-string.
The crowd went wild for the owner of the best booty the Internet's ever seen as he gyrated to Salt-N-Pepa and Lady Gaga, so I had to work fast to get posed pictures of him for this blog (and for Tim's use; non-approved photography is strictly forbidden at strip clubs, and yet is often perpetrated by those lurkers who refuse to give any tips to the working boys).