Grumpy Cat was far from the purr-fect guest at Anderson Live

Anderson Cooper meets out-of-the-litterbox sensation Grumpy Cat.

SF Archbishop thinks same-sex marriages "dehumanize" us.

Madonna's clothing line was...literal.

Taylor Lautner gets waxed.

Street art auction. Please buy me some.

The assassination of JFK, as told by his last doctor.

Kentucky governor vetoes anti-gay leglislation.

Close-up shot of an Australian tornado.

Facebook never lies:

It never gets old!

Someone looks guilty!

Taylor Lautner & Patrick Schwarzenegger take a drive.

Almost as importantly, Pres. Obama files DOMA brief.

Parenting for dummies complete idiots.

Gay Inc.'s "appalling silence" on Bradley manning.

Lesbian millionaires are the "chupachupacabra!"

Welcome to vintage TV-movie paradise.

Update on marriage equality.

Gay activist's family seeks answers in his sudden death.

Debating the merits of Girls.

Detailing the gay merits of Sylvester Stallone.

Danny Aiello still kinda douchey about Madonna.

Madonna busted by Instagram.

The unkindest cut of all.

Blake Skjellerup's A+ butt. (Work Unfriendly—quit!)

American Idol will cut a bitch.

9TH COMMANDMENT ALERT: Vatican says no gay cabal exists...or at least objects to the insinuation.

Marilu Henner mentions her time as Travolta's ...um... girlfriend while Grease opened in Europe.

Help The Trevor Project: Bid on this salacious-looking book that, in Spanish, would be about nekkid brothers:

Which one pitches and which one catches?

This is the fourteenth in a series of articles by The Underwear Expert

Taylor Lautner turned 21 over the weekend. If you're just now realizing how young he really is, don't worry...we were surprised, too! Even if he makes us all feel old, we do want to wish Little Taylor a happy birthday. Now he can go out and have his first beer (only one, though...can't spoil the abs).

To celebrate the anniversary of his birth, we put together a gallery of our favorite Taylor Lautner sightings, several including underwear. Enjoy the photos and let Boy Culture and The Underwear Expert know how you'd spend your twenty-first birthday if you were the Twilight star...or how you'd like to spend his with him...

People (January 28, 2013) shows us how it's done, cleverly pulling together this evolutionary chart of Taylor Swift's men. I don't want to influence your answer, but in your opinion, how many of these six do you think are actually gay?

Above, Life & Style (January 7, 2013) dubs Ryan Lochte the "best serial partier" of 2012. Below, Star (January 7, 2013) flaunts this hot shot of Josh Hopkins:

Embraceable Hugh Jackman is pictured biking by National Enquirer (January 7, 2013) and making a pit stop in In Touch (January 7, 2013):

More after the jump...

Above, Matt Lanter looks delicious as this week's "Man Candy" in In Touch (November 19, 2012). Below, Taylor Lautner from Life & Style (November 19, 2012):

More after the jump...

Some of the CockyBoys open their mouths and...talk. Love that Taylor Lautner is looking on...

Flipping through Star (September 3, 2012), I noticed a piece on all of Taylor Swift's former flames. Gee, she certainly goes for a...type.

Via Towleroad: "Taylor Lautner" sent this out to all of us loyal Twitter followers. Um...thank you! (Quotes are because it's not an official account so it's not Taylor. The photo's probably a 'Shop creation.)

UPDATE: With thanks to an eagle-eyed (or at least chicken-eyed) reader, the body from fake Taylor is confirmed as belonging to Renato Ferreira. Busted, Fake Taylor!

This ludicrously wrong-looking cover (Carnie Wilson's latest food and alcohol battles are sooo 2006!) fooled a lot of people, but it's "absolutely false" according to People.

Still, maybe it's absolutely false in the same sense as those newspapers time travelers desperately bring back from the future in order to warn us of impending disasters? Or in this case, impending strokes of good fortune?