206 posts categorized "TEABAGGERS"

Oct 08 2014
Is & Has Been Wrong Comments (0)

The above is how I feel about Morgan Brittany's absurd, delusional, fact-free insinuation that President Obama is deliberately trying to seed the country with Ebola so he can declare martial law and take away her goddamn guns.

I went to dinner with Brittany once and have met her a few times. She's articulate and has fun Hollywood stories. She must think she's starring in a latter-day disaster flick now. This isn't a disaster flick and she isn't the star.

 
Oct 01 2014
Need To Know: Folsom Face-Sucking + Bake Off, Lady + Jockeying For Position + For Dismembers Only + Abs-Olutely Fabulous + MORE! Comments (0)

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*widget boy cultureABOVE: mr Pam hits Folsom Street Fair...and it hits back!

*widget boy cultureNothing makes me smile harder than a homophobe in tears. Kirsten-Dunst

*widget boy cultureReviewing sexual positions on Yelp!

*widget boy cultureKirsten Dunst short is best thing she's done in years.

*widget boy cultureKelly Rowland to play Donna Summer?

*widget boy cultureMore press for my new book—please pledge if you can.

*widget boy cultureObamas should move to a doorman building...

*widget boy cultureUNSAFE SEX: Gay porn actor murder trial under way.

*widget boy cultureMinneapolis gay couple shot by religious nutjob.

*widget boy cultureTyler Perry and his “girlfriend” (snort!) are expecting a son.

*widget boy cultureBruce Jenner is transitioning. Just accept it.

*widget boy culture2nd Obamacare enrollment period begins November 15!

Nick-the-Gardener-Billy-Reilich-Ellen-shirtlessDid I mention I'm an amateur proctologist?

*widget boy culture“Nick the Gardener”'s abs get their own spin-off show.

*widget boy cultureEbola hits the U.S. via Dallas.

*widget boy cultureInterview with out artist/illustrator Drew Green.

*widget boy cultureJessa Duggar links Darwin to the Holocaust to abortion because God.

*widget boy cultureKoch Brothers trying to buy Latinos' votes.

*widget boy cultureGetting intimate with Britney Spears.

*widget boy culturePolice chief's daughter screamed slurs and hit bashing victim in the face.

*widget boy cultureI LOLed at the fainting scene in Episode 3 of Raymond & Lane, after the jump...

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Sep 18 2014
Washed Up...On Top Comments (0)

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The pathetic, politically-charged (Teabaggers, cough) comments on the Billboard piece about Barbra Streisand's about-to-be historic, about-to-be-#1 album debut are either entertaining or depressing, depending on how likely you are to care about trolls.

 
Sep 17 2014
Congressional Doody Comments (0)

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Carl DeMaio, a ridiculously sleazy politician who may or may not have faked a break-in at his campaign HQ to garner sympathy, is nonetheless tied in his race to represent a district in San Diego in the House. It's incredible to me that such a non-credible candidate could poll this well, even if it actually represents a big drop from the 7% lead he had three months ago.

Wake up and smell the gay Tea Partier, San Diego.

 
Hate Connection Comments (0)

Chuck Woolery, the 73-year-old former Love Connection host, hates to say it, but he think (President) Obama is a Muslim, which is a problem because:

“Muslims are on the March, Coming to a town near U”

Pure idiocy.

 
Aug 10 2014
Need To Know: Grande Illusion + Church Won't Allow Them To Gay-Bury + Fonda Gosling + Bulge De-Mystified + MORE! Comments (0)

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*widget boy cultureBig Brother cast flips out upon learning Frankie is semi-famous.

*widget boy cultureChurch cancels funeral because the deceased was gay. (No, really!)

*widget boy cultureInspired by God, man follows church-goer into parking lot, calls him a faggot.

*widget boy cultureJane Fonda loves sitting on Ryan Gosling's face.

*widget boy cultureUnsurprisingly, Donald Trump has no idea what he's talkin' about.

*widget boy cultureHaring/Madonna/Basquiat/Warhol, all mixed up together.

*widget boy cultureLucille Ball would've turned 103 this week.

*widget boy cultureAmazing Silvertop house for sale; first time since '74.

*widget boy cultureIdris Elba admits his bulge isn't his.

*widget boy cultureD-bag MN café charges minimum-wage fee.

*widget boy cultureWendy Davis runs tough ad in Texas gubernatorial race:

 
Aug 08 2014
It Is With Great GLEE That I Report... Comments (0)

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Victoria Jackson (b. August 2, 1959), known to few as an ex-SNL cast member, apparently known to even fewer as a nutjob Tea Party/Christian crusader, has lost her bid for a county seat in Tennessee. Two other candidates received about twice as many votes as she did, and there were two seats available.

Sadly, that means over 600 people did, in fact, vote for this clearly unstable person.

Jackson, who was passionately against Glee (2009—) for its gay kiss, recently made a low-budget film with Happy Days (1974—1984) alum Don Most (b. August 8, 1953) who had a recurring role on the program. I guess bitch gotta eat.

 
Aug 07 2014
Need To Know: Gran Gesture + Spreading News + Even Worse Porn Acting + Honestly Racist Abe + Russ Meyer, Ferrell Cat + Side-Piece Speaks + Ruff Stuff + MORE! Comments (0)

Metrosource NY Cheyenne JacksonJackson: “I was wrong. I was bad. I was dirty.”

*widget boy cultureCheyenne Jackson on Love is Strange and calling his friends by their grannies' names.

*widget boy cultureEbola is hard to get. MERS and SARS are not. Will one be the next big pandemic?

*widget boy cultureTyra Banks impersonating Lindsay Lohan is the Bravo version of a pandemic. Marilyn-Burns-Texas-Chainsaw-Massacre

*widget boy cultureIf you like gay porn, you'll like this.

*widget boy cultureBedbugs hit NYC subways.

*widget boy cultureFirst Ladies team up on educating girls in Africa.

*widget boy cultureTexas Chain Saw Massacre star Marilyn Burns dies @ 65.

*widget boy cultureWas Abe Lincoln a racist?

*widget boy cultureWill Ferrell really does need to play Russ Meyer!

Giphy RussMeyer Tumblr_mjgkbis8Vv1qfoopyo2_400My exploitation director has a last name; it's M-E-Y-E-R!

*widget boy cultureNYC's Boots & Saddle to close.

*widget boy cultureStar Wars theme park is not far, far away. Beyonce3

*widget boy cultureJay-Z's side piece raps about Beyoncé.

*widget boy cultureHillary out-namedrops Colbert.

*widget boy cultureAnti-gay activists sue Houston for not being anti-gay.

*widget boy culturePost piece on black men and HIV was full of lies.

*widget boy cultureSen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) flees DREAMers, lies about why.

*widget boy cultureLORD, SHEPHERD SHALL NOT WANT: Surrogate's baby pops.

*widget boy cultureNYC face-slasher charged with hate crime.

*widget boy cultureSweet, though I wouldn't have a former dog-fighting dog near my baby.

*widget boy cultureRyan Kwanten in his swimsuit is heaven.

RYAN-KWANTENWatery rave