9 posts categorized "TYLER PERRY"

May 30 2013
"Tyler Perry Hates Black Women" Comments (5)

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This is the best Tyler Perry take-down since this. And despite the incendiary title, it's not anti-gay. It's just...so good. Like so:

"Oprah doesn’t seem to understand, that a rich, independent, college-educated chick like her, who shuns traditional marriage, is in Tyler Perry’s world the DEVIL, a veritable, conniving bitch, who hates babies, men, and old people, needs Jesus, plus a good slap from a sexy Black man, and will still probably catch AIDS and live in misery because she chose not to conform to the dictates of Christian respectability. Why Oprah doesn’t get this is beyond me. It seriously is."

 
Jan 25 2013
Get Out! Comments (8)
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Five reasons for people to come out of the closet.

And after the jump, five people it would be cool to see coming out—not saying they are gay, but...

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Oct 15 2012
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Matthew Fox covers Men's Fitness (November 2012) in a feature entitled "Fox Uncensored." If only that were true, but he does look rock-hard in the photos, especially in the one below from his turn as a villain in the Tyler Perry vehicle Alex Cross.

In the feature, Fox addresses his year of enduring rumors:

"It's been a long, trying year of sitting on my hands on a lot of negative shit said about me, when they're the furthest things from who I am. That I beat a woman in Cleveland when in fact I was assaulted by a man and did nothing but retaliate against him? The 46 years I've been breathing on this planet, I have never hit a woman before. Never have, never will. But I think there's still gonna be a lot of people out there who'll think it's true no matter what the fuck I say."

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Oct 01 2010
Singing On The Brain Comments (0)

Wait—D'Atra Hicks starred in a Tyler Perry movie or IS a Tyler Perry movie?

 
Jul 01 2010
The Dude Dressed As A Lady Doth Protest Too Much, Methinks Comments (12)

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Tyler Perry is allegedly suing The Boondocks for a parody that portrays him as secretly horny for um, well, everything with three chocolate legs.
 If he seriously sues over this, he has terrible legal representation. (Full episode...hilarious, occasionally uncomfortably uncomfortable with gays. Though the kid continuing to call everything gay rings true. I feel like all the "no homo" is being parodied, too. Or is it?)
 
Jun 07 2010
Because Enquiring Minds Want To Know Who's Queer Comments (12)

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National Enquirer (June 14, 2010) is back with its always entertaining proclamations on "Who's Gay & Who's Not." Here's the score: 

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Apr 15 2010
Titter And Be Gay Comments (5)

I think this season of The Big Gay Sketch Show is pretty damn funny, definitely competitive with industry standard SNL. (Actually, I laughed a lot more at the former than I ever do at the latter.)

The skits were filmed AGES ago, but most are pretty fresh. It's gotten edgier as it's gone along. I still think the Rosie O'Donnell bits are completely counter-productive and unfunny. The best was their Amazing Race send-up, which casually outed Hugh Jackman, Tyler Perry, Queen Latifah and several others...but in a funny way.

 
Mar 19 2010
Why Did I Never Get Married? Comments (1)

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Globe (March 29, 2010) continues with its head-scratcher of a scenario, namely that Oprah Winfrey is using Tyler Perry as her beard. 

Beard? More like a handlebar mustache.

 
Nov 26 2009
Why Didn't O Get Married? Comments (3)

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Globe (above) and National Enquirer (below)—both December 7, 2009—have definite ideas about why Oprah quit her dayjob. Globe thinks she's too busy romancing "toyboy" Tyler Perry. There is so much wrong with that story on the surface, one can only wonder how deeply flawed it is upon further inspection. NE bluntly proposes that Oprah is pussy-whipped—she's quitting to move in with and spend more time with her BFF Gayle King, whom she's known for 33 years: 

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