"Oprah doesn’t seem to understand, that a rich, independent, college-educated chick like her, who shuns traditional marriage, is in Tyler Perry’s world the DEVIL, a veritable, conniving bitch, who hates babies, men, and old people, needs Jesus, plus a good slap from a sexy Black man, and will still probably catch AIDS and live in misery because she chose not to conform to the dictates of Christian respectability. Why Oprah doesn’t get this is beyond me. It seriously is."
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Five reasons for people to come out of the closet.
And after the jump, five people it would be cool to see coming out—not saying they are gay, but...
Matthew Fox covers Men's Fitness (November 2012) in a feature entitled "Fox Uncensored." If only that were true, but he does look rock-hard in the photos, especially in the one below from his turn as a villain in the Tyler Perry vehicle Alex Cross.
In the feature, Fox addresses his year of enduring rumors:
"It's been a long, trying year of sitting on my hands on a lot of negative shit said about me, when they're the furthest things from who I am. That I beat a woman in Cleveland when in fact I was assaulted by a man and did nothing but retaliate against him? The 46 years I've been breathing on this planet, I have never hit a woman before. Never have, never will. But I think there's still gonna be a lot of people out there who'll think it's true no matter what the fuck I say."
Wait—D'Atra Hicks starred in a Tyler Perry movie or IS a Tyler Perry movie?
The skits were filmed AGES ago, but most are pretty fresh. It's gotten edgier as it's gone along. I still think the Rosie O'Donnell bits are completely counter-productive and unfunny. The best was their Amazing Race send-up, which casually outed Hugh Jackman, Tyler Perry, Queen Latifah and several others...but in a funny way.
Globe (above) and National Enquirer (below)—both December 7, 2009—have definite ideas about why Oprah quit her dayjob. Globe thinks she's too busy romancing "toyboy" Tyler Perry. There is so much wrong with that story on the surface, one can only wonder how deeply flawed it is upon further inspection. NE bluntly proposes that Oprah is pussy-whipped—she's quitting to move in with and spend more time with her BFF Gayle King, whom she's known for 33 years: