This isn't a Kristen Wiig parody, it's actually Celine Dion showing off to Sebastian Feena for V Magazine. She went for "sexy."

The first-ever Britney Spears Out cover is, well, out. The exclusive Madonna cover—shot in 1982—is not available for viewing until March 14. Lady GaGa has really upped the "I love the gays" ante for the divas.

Interesting that both Out's cover and V's featuring Britney choose not to go four-color with Brit-Brit:

People are talking about V Magazine (Fall 2009) for its incredible Lady GaGa cover and spread by Mario Testino. While Madonna is relegated to an "eh" Louis Vuitton ad inside, GaGa is posing in the way Madonna used to—it's an exciting, out-there and beautifully creative piece. But inside the mag are some other reasons to check it out, starting with Leandro from the campy shoot "Pump Up the Stam!: The Rachel Zoe Workout by Magnus Unnar.

Below, check out the incredible shirtless models of "Wild Things" by Testino, Tommy Dunn, Brett Robinson, Cameron Bailey and Johnny Angel :

More after the jump...

Madonna, "Vogue"

Cameron Diaz salutes Madonna's style in V (Fall Preview 2009):

Madonna, True Blue album cover

Madonna, Amica Magazine cover

Madonna, Vanity Fair

David Gandy looks pubetastic in "The Swimsuit Issue" by Mario Testino from V Magazine (Summer 2009). But he ain't all the magazine has to offer:

More to come...

Terry Richardson shoots a fun editorial called "American Idolatry" for V (Spring 2009) that features model Anna Selezneva mixing and mingling with various wax figures at Madame Tussauds in Times Square. I haven't been to that hole in years, and the terrible likeness of Madonna (above) is one reason why—any stars who do not sit for their dummies end up looking unrecognizably generic. But I looove the Hard Candy mosaic.

I actually got trapped in there once during a brief, building-wide black-out with my mom...it was troubling to be in the pitch black inside a wax museum, but the lights came back on before Vincent Price had a chance to snatch us.

V (Spring 2009) jumps on the Luke Grimes manwagon, granting him a beautiful, Mario Testino-shot cover and "Introducing Luke Grimes" feature.

Grimes was supposed to become a huge movie star, but his first two movies have been on the shelf for ages, so it's up to his role on the soaper (sorry, but it is) Brothers & Sisters to put him over the top. 

He had a deeply religious upbringing that didn't quite take. "Growing up I believed in it fully. And I thought something was wrong with me when I couldn't speak in tongues," he tells V. "I used to try but I knew I was faking it." Sounds like he was doing it right after all.

Grimes also gallantly talks about how filming sex scenes with Ellen Barkin threatened to bone him up. "She really went for it. You are worried about it affecting you—as a guy, if you know what I mean. You don't want to embarrass yourself. But I think from now on I am just going to enjoy it. If it affects me, then it's like, 'Sorry guys, I'm just really in character.'"

Finally, Grimes laments a flubbed 2005 audition to play Elvis, swearing, "I will tell you this now. I am going to make an Elvis movie one day. I will blow Kurt Russell and Jonathan Rhys Meyers, and whoever else, out of the water. I will be the best Elvis ever."

One more of Grimes after the jump, plus a hot Grimes ad...

From V Magazine (Spring Preview 2009), both Josh Brolin and Emile Hirsch are shot by Mark Abrahams as reps of recent best screen performances. The mag's other choices? Michelle Williams in Wendy And Lucy, Marisa Tomei in The Wrestler, Dakota Fanning in The Secret Life Of Bees, Dev Patel from Slumdog Millionaire, Dustin Hoffman from Last Chance Harvey, Kristin Scott Thomas from I've Loved You So Long, Sally Hawkins from Happy-Go-Lucky and Patricia Clarkson from Elegy:

Christopher Atkins has still got it, as seen in People (February 16, 2009):

After the jump, Orlando Bloo, McSteamy & more...